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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71226
 09.10.2012
Summary from one of the websites:
Manager for work with personnel

I find a common language with diverse people, regardless of their gender characteristics. Friendly, sociable, with a good sense of humor.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71225
 09.10.2012
From a conversation with a friend:
She is fucking! When will you find a man?? to
I have ION paid for 4 months.
I am silent, I am silent...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71224
 09.10.2012
XXX: I went to friendship with the plate
Go, woman, and know your place.
xxx you will have)
YYY: The border?
XXX: The Left

[ + 27 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71223
 09.10.2012
Sometimes it seems that to run a program in Linux, you need to write it first.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71222
 09.10.2012
Yesterday I went to Ikeya, the dog to buy a pillow and mouse (toys) hurt she loves to beat them. I come to work in the morning, dig into my bag, look for a flash and suddenly stumble upon something soft. I get. Bats, rats... I start to laugh in confusion. A colleague sitting behind me stood up and I explained the situation.
I thought you were cutting under the shirt.)

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №71221
 09.10.2012
I will never overtake myself and my interests again in my life because of any foolish backdrop!!!! to
And because of the smart?and ;)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №71220
 09.10.2012
Why do the flowers die?
They can’t bite!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71219
 09.10.2012
A computer science teacher tells about Pascal: “This type of language is not understood by people. Only programmers can understand it."
I always knew that programmers are not people.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71218
 09.10.2012
If a fool understands that she is a fool, she is not a fool.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71217
 09.10.2012
She sent her husband to the store, wrote potatoes on the list, returned with cakes!I began to argue, and he said to me: I am a fool, I should have written a potato.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71216
 09.10.2012
What are you doing at all?
I work as a vacuum installation operator.
Institute of Applied Physics.
In the fucking...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71215
 08.10.2012
I think it’s worth going out in the cold and ugly rain and smoking a poison-saturated pile of toxins, lusting, getting closer to lung cancer and with a clean soul to go on to brag on uncle.
YYY: What is it?
I want to smoke, I say

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71214
 08.10.2012
What are the little ones? They will grow more)
Listen, you are very optimistic. You will rarely meet!
What is it?
- at 23 years think that the breasts will still grow - the top of optimism))
The fucking)))

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71213
 08.10.2012
XXX: I finally passed the medical commission!
YYY: In the difficult?
The nightmare xxx!

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №71212
 08.10.2012
It is cold (
I have a good tea.
Can you embrace?
Or maybe tea?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №71211
 08.10.2012
1: Remember "Advised to improve sexual relationships with your husband, dress in the costume of his favorite game character...
I need an urgent costume!" Now imagined how a man is fucking a girl in a nasty tank suit)
I broke the T34.
1: I for some reason see the Germans))) e75 any)
2: the easiest dress in the mouse)) box from the refrigerator, box from the microwave oven and shuffle )))
1: the exhaust pipe is not folded and all norms)

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №71210
 08.10.2012
A: entered here by chance :) on the Wiktionary in the article entitled "Course"
A: by chance? :) And what is there?
A: Seriously accidentally, a German translation was needed
A: I read, well there is morphology, syntax, semantic properties, synonyms... then antonyms, 3 pieces, what do you think?
I suppose that fucking.
A: Ah, the first place, it’s logical for now, what do you think about the second?
A to HER?
A: fuck you and not her, in the second place... "young")))
A: go to it)
A: This is the third antonym.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71209
 08.10.2012
I put here on the day of the video camera, came the meaning of the word "beware"

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71208
 08.10.2012
My parents know I smoke.
I know they know.
They know that I know that they know.
Everyone pretends that nobody knows anything.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71207
 08.10.2012
On a couple of preads asks the question of the type no one has written with ink and feathers?
girl alone raises her hand and says I wrote when I went to high school
Prep approaches her with words, you probably have a beautiful handwriting, looks at her.
And after the Mhatov break, he asks, “Did you have no doctors in your family?”

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