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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71246
 09.10.2012
But those who believe that all men are equal and that all women are equal are, in fact, even more stupid than astrologers. They at least divide people into 12 types according to the zodiac sign.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №71245
 09.10.2012
xxx (13-41): I’ll go to the kitchen, pop tea and come back

17 to 10: I am here.

Woo (17-11): Share a recipe for your magic tea? I look at him normally.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71244
 09.10.2012
-Today my partner came to the ball with a terrible throat... today I managed to bend under my shoulder and head to the side=)))

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71243
 09.10.2012
Before I became a 1C programmer, the word “wage” caused only positive emotions.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71242
 09.10.2012
You know... sometimes I read your status after a break, and it seems like you are leaving work, raping someone, and then coming back so full and satisfied.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №71241
 09.10.2012
Also or UK?? to

We received the house from the Management Company in an unimportant condition.

Among her most curious, but indicative, memories of "former life" is the story of how the lighting was connected to the residential apartment. The amounts in the electricity bills were scaled, the wiring in the apartment was sparkling, and the tenants did not know that they were ensuring road order at the neighboring intersection.
We immediately cut off the light. So they immediately started calling from GIBDD, from the district administration - demanded to connect back.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №71240
 09.10.2012
xxx: He threw me yesterday like a jacket on my shoulders, so I went home in it and came))) I only learned about it when my mom broke into my room in the morning in search of the "broken for the night" Igor - I automatically hanged the jacket on the hangover in the corridor)) I call him, I say that I forgot to return the jacket. It is "Well and for health". I think he is healthy, but he’s probably frozen. My poor man, suffered for his gentleness.
He came home in a strange jacket. I, under the same circumstances, in the jacket of Max’s then-simply-best-friend, managed to fly to another country. He left nothing important in his pocket.
xxx: Aha, type of bag with washing powder, or dried mint)))

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №71239
 09.10.2012
You have not seen Odin. We at the institute had a tromin: 120 kg weight, a sweater, jeans, beard, glasses powerful, but, the main surname - Shamansky!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №71238
 09.10.2012
- My sister came to the idea of publishing her cookbook, decided to name "How to Cook Honey" :D

I supported xD

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №71237
 09.10.2012
We are in the car, my brother, my mom and I.
Mother (48) releases: Children, do you want a brother or a sister?
My brother and I looked around in confusion and answered, “Mom, what are you doing?” You are old already.
Mother: So take me slowly and the red from fear!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №71236
 09.10.2012
On the past weekend, European players in World of Warcraft have faced an unexpected challenge – the mass death of characters in some areas of the game world. So, no "living", including NPC, remained in Stormgrad, Orgrimmar and some other game worlds.
AAA: Bird flu, pandas brought, 100%

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №71235
 09.10.2012
Commentary on Youtube to the trailer of the film Steven Spielberg "Battle Horse"

%Usernamme: interesting the guy is waiting for a horse from the army, or will find a new one?


[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №71234
 09.10.2012
Two more events in Siberia. News from Krasnoyarsk region: "In Khakassia, a disabled store was fined for the absence of a pandus"

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71233
 09.10.2012
News: The famous professional boxer from Puerto Rico Orlando Cruz said of his unconventional sexual orientation.

Comment to the news: I think that this athlete just added his opponents motivation to win it.)))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №71232
 09.10.2012
Q: Do you think he has sex?
in hidden folders.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №71231
 09.10.2012
I have too straight hands to reproduce these bugs.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №71230
 09.10.2012
Most often find adventures on their ass those who think of it.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №71229
 09.10.2012
Founder of the Duty Free Shoppers trade network, the 81-year-old Chuck Finney, who earned billions of dollars on it, decided not to put the money he earned in cube, not to buy islands and yachts, but to spend everything on charity. Starting in the mid-1980s, he began his secret activities. Since then, he has spent $6.2 billion out of $7.5 billion on education, science, healthcare, civil rights protection and the maintenance of old-age homes in various countries (as estimated by experts). The remaining 1.3 billion he plans to spend until 2016. The most remarkable fact is that Finney has been hiding his charitable activities for 15 years, which is surprising in our realities, when every rich man who throws the pound to the poor, trumpets about it to the whole world.
Many of the organizations who received the money had no idea who they were from, and those who knew vowed to keep a secret. “I had to convince the board of trustees that it wasn’t something compromising, that the money wasn’t dirty,” says Frank Rhodes, a former rector at Cornell University, who later headed The Atlantic Philanthropies. It was not easy at all.” As a result, Finney was still "disclosed" (this merit belongs to Forbes), but his secrecy is nowhere done: until 2012 he gave no more than five interviews. Now that his charitable mission is gradually approaching its logical completion, he is gradually coming out of the shadow, and we have an opportunity to learn something about his life.

Finney makes it possible for charities to compete for his donations, demanding detailed and clear business plans. If something goes wrong with the project, Finny cuts funding. By promising significant donations, he forces the state and other donors to stay behind him. For example, in 1997, Finny offered to invest $100 million in the development of Irish universities, but only on the condition that the government also invests significant funds. The Atlantic Philanthropies investments, $226 million, brought the university education system $1.3 billion of government money.

Finney doesn’t have his own car, although he admits that while living in Hong Kong he didn’t own a used Jaguar for a long time. He doesn’t have a yacht either, because, as he says, he’s getting stuck. Finny wears Casio watches on a rubber ribbon because they walk like a Rolex. His ex-wife and five children, however, live in mansions that cost many millions of dollars: they shared $140 million from the sale of Duty Free Shoppers. But Finney himself lives in the apartments owned by The Atlantic Philanthropies in Dublin, Brisbane and San Francisco.

Finney formulates the main rule for charity: to sacrifice money, you don’t have to wait until you get old. Better do it now, as long as you are full of energy and can change something. “The rich have certain obligations. Finny says. “I can’t decide where to put the money for them, but my advice is to spend it wisely.”

On September 6, each university in Ireland solemnly awarded him an honorary doctorate in the field of law: such an award is awarded for the first time in history. And soon Finny, thanks to Hollywood, will have the opportunity to announce his ideas to the world. George Clooney is interested in the story of his life, and he is considering filming. Asked what kind of actor he could play, Finney replied, “Well, probably, Danny De Vito.”

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №71228
 09.10.2012
Corruption, crime, unemployment, prostitution... But in Russia they decided to fight the cartoons.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №71227
 09.10.2012
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