Dr Dr Dr.: Sori messengers, my grandmother broke the door, I afk 5 minutes)))

I work in the delivery of sushi and pizza at night. I look for the right house in the dark, suddenly I hear the guitar ringing, I watch the caster in the courtyard, the guys are sitting, the dogs are laughing in the distance...

Sticker in the university toilet: "Not worth it! - Put the hit yourself", and drawn a broken bottle of beer. The technician thought something, and the humanitarian added a pencil between the words. and :)

... In the electric car a fun uncle rolls in and, waving with a bowl with the inscription “Wodka,” loudly announces: “Lord, ticketless! We stand up and run together! They are coming!"

... and the floor of the passenger car, elegant ladies, cute students, representative uncles, and other gentlemen, in friendly ranks went for the fun uncle...

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"The Cut of Time" is a popular film. In order to shock the audience, the screenwriters crossed the standard prohibitions: heroes use drugs, kill children and even completely disregard logic. The film is based on the fact that time travel is so expensive that only the mafia can afford a time machine, which hides this machine in an abandoned warehouse. A time machine is used to send people back to the past to be killed, because people cannot be killed in the future. Therefore, the protagonist flies from the future to the past to stop the mafia that will kill his wife in the future, to send him to the past, so that he can kill himself there, because in the future he cannot be killed.

Shortly a great movie.

XXX is Hi! My name is Olya! Here is my photo <link>
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XXX: Is it so rude???? to
I thought you were a bot.
xxx is bot? Who is it?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Emma Stone is younger than me.
She also starred in 54 films :D
xxx: I too, but all of them are already removed from the camera

The problem is not that Russia has a special path, but that it is paved with good intentions.

Question in the magazine:
How do I keep the volume of my hair if I wear a hat?
The answers:
How can I maintain an erection if I wear a swimsuit?
How can I keep my breasts large if I don’t wear a shirt?

XXX: Recently, somewhere I heard: if in every car in the barracks to push a bottle of nitroglycerin, then there will be no offenders on our roads at all.
YYY: There will be no drivers on our roads in this case. Only the holes will get deeper.

Our sales manager communicates with customers from Surakarta:
- No, I haven't been to you in Surgut...and, sorry, I hope I won't be O_o

I hate the evil property of food smelling deliciously before it’s ready.
XY: I hate the ability of food to smell delicious if it’s not mine

From the comments to the article about the car show:
The Germans have a beautiful saying. The Germans have two problems, the wife-shalawa and the car-Opel.
YYY: I would have their problems.
Zzz: Talk to your wife, suddenly you only have to buy a car.

And last year Finnish scientists found that the volume of GDP is dependent on the length of the penis of men living in the country, in the form of the reverse U-shaped letter. That is, countries whose men have a medium-sized body tend to be economically advanced, and countries where the size of the “dignity” is too large or too small are relatively poor.
Yyy: * closing your eyes * - LESS!!! to

The clearest assessment of my diploma was given by my dad when he sent it by mail with a banner, valuing it at 30 rubles :-)

of reservations: "Russia's doping team is suspected in biathlon"

At home it is cold, my PM is cold, lying with a temperature. There is another cat. I write them a sms:
Cat, touch the foot of daddy’s lobby. If it is hot, go out to warm up. If it’s cold, bury it!

I am sitting at work, writing to a girl:
You are not dumb.
You just don’t know what I’m thinking about when I chew you.
You know, when I think of myself, I also think of it XD

StyleR, 24.08.2012 16:12:32
Do you know how to tie clothes?
Or I’ll take a tail and go out on the street asking the girls to tie up.

creepd, 16:14:54
Why a Seal? Take a champagne ;)

StyleR, 16:17:39
Better than TAPOR (so reliable)

creepd, 16:19:52
Why not? Take champagne and flowers... and go fucking. As soon as they get stuck, you say something like "Well, fuck this fool, let’s get to know you"!
And with a tail to walk it is only to wash the socks to ask...

The case was in Sweden. In the evening, I tell my partner a joke: journalists ask Lukashenko - why, say, in Belarus are such high loads?
He invites them to the farm - around bright light, clean, there is electronics.Lukashenko approaches the cow, scratches her behind her ear:
What will we give today, milk or meat?
We meet him in the office tomorrow. On the first floor there is a huge coffee machine - that's just something she doesn't want to work in the morning. T. approaches the car and gives out in Russian almost without an accent:
What will we give today, coffee or spare parts?