Damn, I don’t have an anti-gas in my house????? to

/me cuts on a container with ammonia through a couple of houses (brewery)
and repairs on the shelf grey and yellow anti-gas boxes

You will live in an industrial city - you will have anti-gases and self-rescues at home and you will learn to comply with the norms.

HH: Where are you living?
In the Booth
Q: What is the feeling?

We went with M.I. on a spidway (not yet met, you can say, practically - the first date).He bought me ice cream (lapham).Well, you know, a rozhok like this....It was hot on the street, something straight OOO very hot! In general, I didn’t have time to eat the ice cream, it stood apart and from one of my uncomfortable movements what was left in the cork (because it wasn’t ice cream) began to fall down a row below us...What was my horror, when I realized that it was flying right onto the baldness of a healthy ambal, in which, besides everything else, the whole body was filled with tattoos.And next to him two other such facturing comrades...In general, I shut my eyes...And hoping that my MS was already far from here...women, Avrodede, you can’t do it!
And when 30 seconds later nothing happened... Opening my eyes - I saw my ice cream lying under the place of this duck, and he had a white thin strip from my ice cream on his back all over the T-shirt... I understood what, cape, what kind of farta was born!!!! to
It was only then that I looked at the MCH...I think he, in fact, forgot how to breathe))

This Sunday is not normal somewhat... (11.03.12) Working day until 18:00, but everyone was out before lunch, and I, as the youngest, was left in the office on the phone.

Now I am sitting, at 17:45, the guard looks up so surprised, and what are you doing? “I’m working,” I replied, “what he’s shouting to his partner in the corridor, “weather, there’s another employee sitting here.”
I wonder if he wanted to let the dogs out there for the night or pump the air? O_O
A young striker.

Their union is bound by a daughter and a mortgage. You can say that their union is virtually indestructible.

What does a student expect when a folder with his thesis is called "DEPLOM"?

I remembered someone’s phrase: for the halva the Soviet people are willing to pay any money.

I am far from religion.
Today a friend asked: "Do you fast now?" Answered almost without thinking: "So far only on Twitter".

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Is the rest right?

and XXX:
Hey, I remembered... I might have told you.
in the dragon age gamal, in the team of 2 magicians, a aunt and a man, and they are there who talk to each other,
So here, I run like a quest, and here the aunt guy in such a cunning tone: and we argue that my fireballs are more than yours?
by Patterson )))

Question: Why did we not have another fish flu this year? The season ends.
Answer: There were elections. Not before that :)

Xxx: Hi neighbor, do you have A4 color paper (beige, gray, orange, blue, any pastel color) in the farm, I need to experiment with the label a few sheets:) thank you for your attention :)
Yyy: Hi... I do not rule out that my appearance and lifestyle may push me to think that my free time I devote to applying, gluing plasticine representatives of the Mesozoic period's fauna, making patterns of grain harvesting machinery from paper-mashe in natural size or other hernia... but this impression is wrong.. honest pioneer
Xxx: Vitievato, as a political review of Belarusian TV, ruby in Russian!!!and :)
Yyy : No!The papers!! The color...!! In pastel tones!and LA

XX – Maxim, is this music in Nissan’s advertisement your Ramstein?
Yaya is Zaya, it is Prokofiev, the dance of Knights. But you were close.

XXX: How do you feel about sex without penetration?
WOW: I do it every day.

I found viruses on the disk C: and D: on the site of the diagnostic utility, I downloaded a file, how to run it under wine?

If from year to year you are told that you have changed for the better, you will think about it - and who you were at first.

I don’t know why you’re growing up.
Arlechin: If you mimic the illiteracy of schoolchildren, their writing of words tends to phonetic.
Arlechin: “Wrush”
Survive the shit!
Alexander: already and for the illiterate imitation of illiteracy Grammar-Nazi fuck

If it were beautiful, it’t have a price. But she is ugly. And it has a price...

Group of students:

HH: Why do you send lectures with pictures in several letters?
Wow: Because when I pronounce "rar-archive" everyone doesn’t know what it is.
You’re playing on computers, right?! to

Electrical engineering, first class. After 10-20 minutes of work from the stands begins to smell burnt.
Boris Alekseevich, the smell of burning!
Not burning yet?
No is!
Do it faster!