The neighbor brought to try the food her husband had prepared. I told him to guess what was there. Truth is delicious. My husband refused, saying he didn’t want to eat mysterious meat cooked by a pathologist.

I’m at home with a girlfriend, there’s a phone call.
Hi, what provider are you using?
Hello xxx, I am happy.
Yyy Does your provider have an external traffic of 100 Mbps?
Listen, I finally found a naked girl in my neighboring room and if I don’t join her now, I’ll break the long-awaited sex and now it worries me much more than the external traffic of 100 Mbps.

Onotole: Scientists estimate that 60% of humans have simulated evolution.
Veronica 17: I don’t even know what to say
Veronica 17: I just don’t care about it.

XXX is yes!
We now have Wi-Fi!
XXX: The Ura
YYY: How would you call it?

On the way to work on the wall of the house, the inscription is large:
Listen to Mom and Hardcore!

I almost fell off the chair when Google Translator when pointing to the word blat brought me the translation "blet". At first I thought that the translator integrated the concept of "be a man", then it came out that it was just an ordinary verb.

I am :
Let’s see the movie today?
She is:
Which?
I am :
3 meters above the sky. Looking at?
She is:
No is. Is it something about an extraterrestrial jealousy with some crying beauty Julio in the main role?
I am :
You can say so. The girls like.
She is:
Amy, maybe another time? At the moment, Chelsea is playing with Chelsea.

I was sent to music with my melodrama :D

Akila: Girl - the essence of a useful creature)) But you have to adjust correctly)
Tanatos to Ugu. Where only the manual for adjustment to find.
Akila: a girl, like a gentleman - each is tailored to himself
Tanatos: The only thing I know about the gentleman is that I fuck it and fuck it)))
You won’t believe it ?

She:There's written what to get better in the afternoon
They work on Saturdays.
You will bring me there.

she: well in the sense, mimimi, so far, the legs will hurt, you really really will take me there ^_^

He is: Powerful Woman >_<

Another company on the fight against intellectual property piracy, resembles the fight against onanism by legalizing prostitution. The main box in the box.

I wanted to buy a shirt for you. There was an English inscription on it that my friend had visited Jerusalem and the only thing he brought me from there was this foolish T-shirt.

yyy: I'll walk naked, I'll write on my back that he didn't even bring me that silly shirt =(

XXX: We have users who love IT service.
XXX: You love it.
XXX: They have no choice.

-You better say, on the road really BMW respected, missed and generally avoided?

When I see a BMW, I climb to the side, turn on the emergency signal, get out of the car, sit around the rear right wheel and cry.

What kind of woman am I? She slept in the bedroom, froze, decided to stretch and break on herself, removed the rope from the rope and broke it half by half, opened the door and broke the iron cross, prepared dinner and bended the pen at the bowl!
Master of Disaster!

I sit and click on the channels....the broadcast "all will be fine". Just watched for 2 minutes and switched from what wanted to fuck this messy host who rubbed a guy something like "don't consult with parents, run away from them"...there is a need to ban, not cartoons.

all
We are looking for a place for the new year.
Tamara
Have you found anything?
all
I have a couple of ideas, but it’s already so full, shit ?
Tamara
Everyone wipes up, if they wipe.
all
The pigeons came to me.)
They’re also crazy ?
Two things
I sat in the bedroom behind the comp and went to the kitchen - and here I encounter them in the hallway.
They went through the balcony, they went through the living room and they went like this.
As you correctly say, the wicked.
I was scared and ran back.)

I sleep, next to the second half is satisfied, my pillow shows me good stories and...
What is not so.
I raise my head, I shake my head, fucking! Robots are attacking. I catch the torch and hide them from all the doors.
As the firefighters later told, they went out on the challenge, stumbled into the neighboring apartment with the fire, the door is not closed, we see, such an idyll - a sweet couple sleeps, here you woke up, rounded your eyes, grabbed the torcher and broke on us with a wild scream, we were well trained and quickly ringed.
Well, and the picture "They met in the entrance", there are neighbors, firefighters and I am like that, all out of clothes, only a torch in my hands. Gogol, with his silent scene resting.

It is a long-awaited Tuesday - aftermorrow is the last day of the working week.

My wife works as a nurse in a clinic.
Following her words.
The call comes to the post - calls the patient - an old very cute grandfather of 96 years of age, a former captain of an ocean ship, and now a retired with a light Alzheimer's disease. I go into his chamber. Grandfather asks to bring him an apple from the closet, because he himself moves already with difficulty and therefore mostly lies in bed. I bring him an apple, make sure he eats it carefully and leave his room.
A minute after 10 again a call from my grandfather, I go to him, I take the call button from his hand. Grandpa is interested in the weather on the street (seems to have thought of a walk). I describe him in detail the weather, the grandfather thanks, I leave the room.
It takes about 15 minutes and again a call from the grandfather appears on the control. I enter the chamber, take the call button from his hand and learn that he wanted to ask something, but already forgot and apologizes. We crawl, I go out.
Shortly after, my grandfather called again. I go in and wonder what he wants this time, and Grandpa asks:
“Daughter, here’s the button that I periodically press, why is it?! to

R. S. She is a Japanese nurse, a clinic in Tokyo.

Everyone has their own recipe for happiness. On the ceiling is written, “Tomorrow I’ll eat.” Every morning when I wake up, I see this inscription and think: well, tomorrow, not today.