I work in auto parts. Conversation of our manager (M) with the customer (K).
(M) - Brake columns with a brake duct. The price of so many
How are they in quality?
(M) - How much we sold before nobody returned!

In the elevator:
XHH: Here is the Roman say as a system administrator, and the white 2Gb flash is good?
WOW :? What a flash?
X: White and 2GB
No better than red.
I thought I was fooled in the store.
Yes, they need to sell goods.
Thanks Rom, tomorrow I’ll go and change.
See also: AGA

We have to roll, we have to roll. It is good where we are not.
Well, rain, maybe it will be fine here too.

- Comrade, comrade, where you are breaking without a line, because this is the Kremlin!
I just ask!

Does anyone know the name of a British scientist? Where do they do their research?? to

To what category of girls should I put my wife? I come home, she sits in the Odysseus sporting suit on the couch, in a lotus pose, she seeks a rabbit with a bouquet of flowers, cuddles champagne from a glass, and Rob Zombie runs out of the headphones. I saw me, made the sponges of the sponges and again for the browning. It broke my brain.

Answer by Mil.ru

Roman Electric
What do screams in dreams, insomnia, suicidal thoughts say?
shake hands, frequent headaches, panic mood, lack of desire to do anything, work to rest, want to hide in a dark corner! Constant suicidal thoughts?

And the first answer:

asbw
Have fun with you...

Let my mother hear,
Let my mom come,
Let my mom find me!
This is not the case in the world,
Outside the toilet :)

xxx: today with a group talked, his brother has a chorek turns out to be :)
I want horse.

YYY: You want the crook, but I don’t have it (

Do you run everywhere, rub rub rubbish, rush somewhere without the instinct of self-preservation, throw food to the cat and squeeze it under the bed?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY! to

YYY: to be honest!
Take me!and ((

How difficult it is to be an idol...
50% of my work is to come and see that everything is fine, and another 50% to explain to someone that everything is fine and he is a fool.
And only the remaining 46% are real problems of technology.

Comments from Ridusa:
XXX: Sobchak - a real fighting friend
YYY: +146%
Zzzz: I would even say a fighting horse

in the Land of Miracles (23:59:35 5/03/2012)
But I’m already running out ?

in the Land of Miracles (23:59:42 5/03/2012)
Until tomorrow, okay? ?

::Stael:: (23:59:58 5/03/2012)
Okay for now)

::Stael:: (00:00:06 6/03/2012)
It comes!!

Alexey Navalny
The car has the 2012 number. Please do not burn it. Just pull the wheels.

Once upon a time, we were kicking a wet cloth and shouting “Sifa!” I’m sure, now there’s a special program for the iPhone.

Walking with a girl:
“I want a Porsche Caen, and soon on March 8th, make conclusions.
I wasn’t upset, I bought a model.

In psychology, we take a test.
When you read books, do you always imagine the images of the main characters, their faces, how they look?
The voice from the back.
Especially when I read a textbook.

From boredom entered in film search the query: "Big tits", issued: "Most likely, you are looking for "Jennifer's Body". It has gone away, fucking.

xxx: I think, or is my Lada-Kalina standing in a garage at a speed of 20 km/h? O_O

Zendzirou: To hang three people at once, it is enough to ask "and you four, how do you treat schizophrenians?"

xxx: I will not be able to convince you, so I will immediately go to the insults.