There was a friend calls and asks to go out with him for a meeting with two girls like her one reference, and he has no desire to care for two. Well, we went to meet - we met and here a friend crumbles to call, well okay go call, we are talking and suddenly I notice a departing bus in which my friend is sitting.

I got acquainted with the girl, in the photo is not bad, in communication too everything went well, in time decided to meet. We talked about place, time. I came to the desired subway station, I go to the place and when I am approaching decided to call that girl to ask where she is, because in the place I do not observe her, in response she tells me that it is going along the care (she does not see me) and I see that place well, well, I said, "I do not see you, you see that fat man in a leather jacket?" After these words, the bell breaks, the “thick man” unfolds and leaves... well you understood – it was she)))

As it turned out later, the photos were five years old, and from the fresh only a photo with a face.

He studied at Meh-Mate MGU and worked as an admin. They inherited switches with a bunch of unmarked "bands" in them. I had to do an inventory. Tracking where the "strings" were laid was not possible. Therefore, it was simple: disconnect them one by one and wait for who (from which department, from which room) will call and report problems with the network. Having received a "telephonogram" - glued a marking on the cable and turned it back into the port on a swipe. Many called again and thanked for the quick solution to the problem.

To think that an economy can be pulled out by effective managers is about the same as to think that wars are won by saboteurs.

All this vanity around the Telegraph reminded me.
He served in the Far East, the television received Chinese programs. One day, individuals came and knocked the buttons on our ancient Rubin. We found China on the 6th button. They got the solder, spawned the mood resistor from under the 6th button. have gone. We shrugged our shoulders, twisted the fifth button, set to China, and continued to watch. Not that there was something very interesting there, just from the principle. So we live :)

“The authorities of Saudi Arabia created a ‘Women’s Rights Council’, but women were not called into it.
There are no animal rights organizations. :)

Someone from the United States sent a package to my parents. Clothes, shoes and all kinds of tastes. Among other things there was an interesting set for my mom - pants and a T-shirt. Black in white small peanut, made of a very pleasant fabric. My mom really liked this dress set, decided to keep it for special occasions. And this same case occurred. Their company had a corporate in a very decent restaurant. Mom dressed up in this set, added accessories and for the evening received quite a lot of compliments for her image and for the suit in particular.

After the enterprise, she called her sister and began to thank her for such an elegant outfit, for which everyone praised her so much.



Her sister began. I didn’t send you any clothes. Describe it, I might remember.



Mom began to describe this costume as accurately as possible, but the sister could not remember anything like this until the last. And here it shrouded her.



This is a pyjama! She laughed.



Mom didn’t believe at first, and then looked at the set and could already recognize the pyjama in it. After that, she only slept in this suit and did not go to restaurants. But the compliments from her colleagues she still remembers. Probably, if you are irresistible, then it doesn’t matter what you wear – in a chic expensive dress or in a regular pyjama.

Once fifteen years ago, a drug barrier was struck in front of my eyes. Ušlepok, less than 25 years old, on all the offers to surrender the supplier only horrorized.



They did not even promise to release under subscription before the court, and not to close in the Court of Appeal, to shake the deadline, and so on. The criminal replied, “A year is not a term, two lessons, three nonsense, five nonsense.” I will remind you, the case was a decade and a half ago, before any AUE is still far away.



The first one, filled with thief romance. It is said that behind the fence are respected authoritative people, etc.



And then the major, who at that time seemed to me very old, in fact he was a little over forty, tired so he lifted his head from the papers, looked closely at the bar and quietly said:



Imagine you are going to the area and there are all your buyers.



After these words, the scammer suddenly changed his face and melted them all.

Just when I was going to school in 1st grade, my mom and I moved to another district. All my friends and acquaintances from the kindergarten stayed at the other end of the city.

On September 1, I went to the first class. In the first four parties, someone was already sitting, one or two. So I sat alone on the fifth party hoping that a girl would sit next to me and we could make friends. Sitting with Leah. A large bouquet of garden flowers. He silently ate a flower tree.

Why do you eat a flower tree?

Is it a flower tree?

I: Yes

I thought it was a crap!

The late autumn. I am standing near the house, heating the car, cutting the snow from the glass. Lexus is parked nearby. It turns out, a solid uncle, sixties years of age - hollow, with a professor's beard, glasses in an elegant fence, a coat. He smokes. From the back door, a grandmother with the appearance of an aristocrat comes out, behind her a four-year-old boy, cheerful, energetic, with the face of a speaker. While the grandmother was struggling with the bags, the boy, with knowledge of the matter, runs to the frozen grove and begins to slip on it. Uncle does not react, silently smokes, lazyly observes him – like an army general for recruits.



Probably my grandfather and grandmother took my grandchildren for a weekend, I thought.



And here, as they say - according to the law of the genre, the ice breaks, and the boy is immersed in cold and dirty water with his whole body. Tears and sweat. The grandmother throws the bags, rushes to him, pulls out of the pit. Uncle didn’t even shake up, stood up, looked at all this ugliness, tightly stretched, breathed out desperately, and said in chief bass:

Artemika, I think it’s time to fuck you.

A young courier came to work with us. A week later, he came with flowers, went to the production department, on the bottom floor, gave a bouquet to one of the employees, kissed the cheek and went to work. He meets him in the elevator. and security. He said, “What a beautiful bouquet you brought today. And who is Mary? Be careful, she’s married, you know? She also has a child! Do you know too? After a few days it became clear that the courier was her brother :) Troll from God)

All this vanity around the Telegraph reminded me.

He served in the Far East, the television received Chinese programs. One day, individuals came and knocked the buttons on our ancient Rubin. We found China on the 6th button. They got the solder, spawned the mood resistor from under the 6th button. have gone. We shrugged our shoulders, twisted the fifth button, set to China, and continued to watch. Not that there was something very interesting there, just from the principle. So we live :)

xxx: Yesterday I came out of the parade - a painting with oil: a man dressed in a suit, fighting with bombs.

YYY is colorful. Peter is straight. Moreover, it is likely that the man in the costume is, on the contrary, a bumerang, and the rest - just not)))

XXX: As you would say, it happened! ... →

I have a acquaintance. The most genuine Jew with the big letter E. Red-haired sensible little, in the head of a bunch of earnings schemes, love for my mom's freshman.

Then I asked him for a couple of transparent bottles:

Everyone loves the halloween. Why is this a national idea?

He replied with a thoughtful thought:

There is no. Jews are about savings. Here to buy a bouquet to your lady, trading for 500 instead of a thousand, it is Jewish, but to spire it with a "challenged" bowl, my friend, it is already a scam.

My mother took me to a psychiatrist at the age of 10. I asked what was wrong with me.

The psychologist replied that everything was okay with me, and something was wrong with her.

Two different types of people interpret the word profit in different meanings.

A joke or a drama. of Novosibirsk. A flock of 17-year-old children climbed to the roof and began to go down what was fun. On the family, walking down, joyfully crumbling dropped a spade, hitting the father, who carried a baby in his arms, a spade in his head. Have fun! ? ? ? The man in anger broke the bastard's jaw. The baby! 17 years in total! The Baby B.D. And the funniest thing that will be judged is not the fools, for the attempt to kill two or more persons, not the cattle of their parents, who gave birth and raised animals, but the man who dared to offend the cattle. A fun day. b.

Why do cigarette packs have such scary inscriptions and pictures? My kids are smoking!

Interview: “Tell me a little about yourself.”

I said, “Maybe I will not. I need this job.”

Everyone knows that drinking a lot is harmful, but not everyone knows what a lot is.