Most girls on February 23 remind me of landers on Air Force Day. They ask the same question – "Served". And in case of a negative answer, nothing good to expect!

Is my 16x9 monitor better than your 4x3?
It is like watching. Yours is longer, but mine is wider.

xxx: The most unexpected surprise on March 8 is a diamond ring packed in a nork coat cross-linked with a golden chain in Bently’s trunk!)))

Yyy: and in the luggage compartment the bodies and mints are braking.
YYY: This is a surprise.

This is just my chest.
What to Shame
Don’t say that about your breasts.
Breasts are the foundation of the world!

Commentary on the film:
"Look to the end! I train will and patience, I want to become strong and enduring. The next test is to swallow the worm. andquot;

In a wonderful country, Australia, which is among the ten richest and most prosperous countries in the world, lives 20 million people. People and 40 million The kangaroo.

During the maslenica instead of the foreign "ok" I propose to say "this is the handcuffs!"

I go to meet friends. The meeting place is unknown, so the road is shown by Nokia in navigation mode. I am late, my friends worry where I am and call without stopping. Each time the phone closes the card with a photo of the caller. I get married, but I go. The new challenge:
Will you be soon? Another one calls.
If you don’t stop calling me to the navigator, never!

111: what is this song there where "Dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam dam"?

222: You are chasing?1 is the imperial march!

333 of Agha. There is still a continuation of "no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no"

Today I saw a spherical apple tree in a vacuum. The girl with the iPhone and iPad from which she read the biography of Jobs.

From a dating site.
Are there normal guys?
The first comment:
There must be a lot of princes, a lot of horses.

The rapid transition to democracy in Syria is hindered by the air defense system and chemical weapons.

Routetracker, discussion of the concert of the debtors 2011

The coolest blacks of modern times! Even the chorus is alive, to protect!!!! to
If they had a chorus of dead, they would indeed have been rough.

Who is the first person to applaud?! to

A cookbook with recipes from different countries.
Opened by accident:
The Muslim pork.
I closed the book...

The distinctive feature of the Russian (Russian) mentality is the ability to work in the Aural/Pizzet mode / “the boss is missing.” And the absolute inability to live when everything is relatively good and calm.
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Who invented this topic with the foam!!? Every year I got exactly that amount of foam, so that it was enough until the next 23rd... And what now?! I have no foam, but with a wire and a housekeeper (where to take it at all?) is

HHH
Have you been late to Dominica?
YYYY
The guy, with a little Dominican yet does not shine, it is better to go there without children. Sanna said it was funny.
HHH
Clear pepper sho without children, I will leave my so with my grandmother.
YYYY
Prostitutes are Ahuen Negritoski for 30 backs, cocaine for the same price and rum by the river.
XXX is
Ohana...
XXX is
It is easier for children to stay with their wives.
YYYY
:D
XXX is
:D

A friend’s husband has returned from a flight and they plan to conceive a child before the husband leaves on the next flight.
I: You know, this process is not very predictable, you may not have time before it goes on the flight.
Well, I hope I’ll still get pregnant in his presence...
I am O_O

I recently heard a wonderful phrase.
xxx: "The periodic sinus is pleasing to God"
YYY: Oh, and the arguments were?
XXX: There were... and more! For the period is unchanged and constant, just as God himself is.