The best comment to the note about the publication of the photo of half naked Kate Middleton:
The plan was this:
Let the old monkey have a heart attack and paralysis, or hold on to the throne... and hold on to the swallow. Although, it is more likely that Prince Charles will die from old age than the old wallet will let the scepter go.

Are you realistic? Ha has. See also.
From a biological point of view, we are organisms. You and I. We exist.
From the point of view of physics, we are a handful of atoms with different atomic mass, which sets the characteristics of the atom. Atoms are particles with an electromagnetic field. No more than that. You and I are just an electromagnetic compressed twist.
Be a realist! We do not exist.

He: You think with our head and I think with our head.
She: So I regularly lick your brains?

The harsh fans of Half-Life are so harsh that they write toys themselves and then play them.

All life passes between "shameful" and "shameful". And that is shameful. Though... Fuck

XHH: Still not all useful that in the code was useful...

Tired of your apple. by Nafig. I only change my phone caller to a Device with a working dip program!

From Habr:
Ideator: “Engineers are constantly busy paving new roads...”... “and these roads are almost immediately destroyed.” The class! I didn’t think that civilization had been programmed.
S1ashka: Judging by our roads, the Germans left only in the morning, and judging by how they are repaired, the Germans will return in the evening.

There is always one in the crowd who, when asked, “Who did this, confess it?” will answer, “This is not me!”

Kuyalnik Hrenov: And my wife long argued that the tanker is such a floating tank

XXX is
Less trouble with Roma?
Up to 1.5 years
Showing independence?
YYY
Other troubles
YYY
Of course very independent.
XXX is
Which ones?
YYY
can throw all things, can break dishes, or can throw everything out of the bag and chew money) very independent)

My wife and I go to the bathroom.
She said, “Let’s call someone?
I: Give me a sergeant with a vetal.
She: Do I have girls?
I: Okay, I will call you.
The wife appreciated the joke, laughed a long time.

X: God, I haven’t been in such a great mood for a long time.
X: I am straight.
X is happy
X: at work
X: Friday night
X: Fuck, I'm a fool without a personal life
It is (

...
First they fuck up, and then 30-year-old single women.

I was hugged in a commercial bank today and was well served on the mail. Yesterday was very well served. The end of the world is really near.

Answers in the mail.

Question: How to get a useful effect without spending energy and without applying work?

The answer is to send someone else’s beer.

Mom helped shut down banks

YYY: Well what? Closed the banks?

YYY: Did the liquidation of banks be announced publicly?

The affinity design. The designers are low. Talk about shoes.

According to analysts, in the first month Apple could sell up to 10 million iPhones 5

Maybe not to sell. Or not 10. Or not Apple. Not in the first month.

It is analyst!

Oh girls, girls...
Oh, how I am pleased! Are you just so, or in business? <pause> Emm, what are you alone without Andrew? < brother>
YYY: One kind of
XXX: Then I will re-formulate the question – what am I stuck?