Montserrat Caballé arrives, posters are hanged around the city.
That is, of course, very cool. There is a 16+ sign on the poster.
Anyone can explain clearly what a 79-year-old aunt sings, what can not be listened to 15-year-old children?? to

Easy take-off and soft landing.
No nail or rod.
Inspector GIBDD: No shame or conscience.

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“My wife still has a Nokia 3310, only the battery is changed every three years. and :)
You are lucky with your wife.

The xxx:
Someone you know needs to fix your ass.
and ZZZ:
Well, I can send you to one BDSM sheriff, he will fix everything quickly.
and ZZZ:
and will correct, and will correct, and in general, any of your strangest fantasies

I had broken some ropes on the bars. I went, therefore, to the ordinary shoe shop, and there to me, he said, and we do not sell ropes O_o Well then, I did not think long, went to the war market for new ones. I thought I should sell them. I come, I ask the seller: "Hands on barbers" What do I answer: "Yes, of course, what are you ordinary or kewler?"
O_o Shock... I stood in a stupor for a few minutes... No, well, fuck the kewler ropes... kewler ropes... fuck the ropes....

XXX: Something our director had to come.
YYY: how to work straight

I try to eat less animals.
YYY: then I see the animals increased

Ka: Sometimes I think you were a refrigerator in your past life.
Dimon: Why is it?
This is how you’re frozen...

I go in the tram in Krasnodar, I see "graffiti" on the building:
The rubbish police.

Rogozin proposed to Roscosmos to create a base on the moon.

In my opinion, Roscosmos will most likely have a submarine base on Earth.

Nikita drank from the description.)
Tagged: fucking
YYY: Yes I did not drink.
SARS: I was caught up!! to

I walk down the street - in front of a young girl in pants with the inscription on the pop "Play".
Nearby two children.
The first thought: "It was done!"

But boys are lonely because many girls are stupid, and girls are lonely because many girls are stupid.

They were in the opera at the premiere of a new production. There the main character at the end "cut" both hands on his shoulders. A tragic, tense scene is replaced by a bright image of souls of lovers, merging together (the hero, of course, as the soul, hands in place). The orchestra plays tense music, suddenly there is silence, and a neighbor, an elderly woman on the whole lingerie:
"What does love do! And the hands grew!" The remaining five minutes the nearest rows were running in an attempt not to stumble in the whole voice :)

Driving from work in a bus, next to grandmother (yyy) with grandson of 9 years (xxx) were driving, their conversation:
Didn’t you think you’d give Caroline a gift?
XXX: No, I don’t know what to give.
Give her flowers and a box of candy. You will come in a costume, beautiful. Would like it, would be pleasant.
XXX: No Baaab is not
Then give the doll a big present.
I don’t want one gift, I want many small ones.
Then give her seeds.

News on "5" is burning. The missing An-2 aircraft.
"The tape has been removed!) with a recording of a request for assistance received by an amateur radio on his mobile phone (!and "
Oh, so I see an amateur radio receiving help signals on a mobile phone and, in principle, recording it on a crom film cassette.

Q: Is it time to crack? The sister said that in my car "from baton to Gandon"

I saw a camel yesterday. Bite for the first time in my life. Immediately I think in my head: "the camels are made out of straw! One in one!"

At school, a retired teacher gave
I will take the kids on a trip. at the cemetery
She says it’s so wet that it’s raining.
The answer scared me.
So I am at night!

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Q: Are you still angry? = * (
Go to the hell of hell!