Banana: I have the letter "O" on the keyboard erased. It is the most widely used letter of the Russian alphabet.
Doomm: No, it does not seem. I have washed C, F, Y, B
Banana: You are a gamer
Doomm: in the sense?
You are also a foolish gamer.

From Livejournal:...the rest of the people picked up on the principle of “where to go to Peter’s bonmond on Saturday morning.”
"I wrote about Michael Prokhorov a large article on Twitter" - the phrase of one of the participants of the contest characterizing the whole situation as a whole.

Oh, these eternal gender disputes... A little bit:

Hearing the legend once in my childhood, I don’t remember everything, to be honest. In ancient times there were two monasteries, a male and a female.

The monks were unattended.
The life of the monks is not a syrup either.
One day I meet a friend.
They started underground.
It was a hard way to meet at dawn.
I am sad, but as it does not turn,
and two-thirds of the women,
Men are only a third of the way.

Only now did I understand the reason.
Now I am angry and upset:
It is clear that men
He hit twice and went to the smoke.
They were sitting, smoke with rings,
Following an anecdote joke.
At that time, women were digging.
Women are moving forward!

Then there was someone among the men.
He said, “Brothers, we have no shame.
You do uninterrupted work.
You are productive!"
The men sat for a long time.
A work plan for the year...
At that time, women were digging.
Women are moving forward!

Today is the day of all lovers, the day of the computer worker, the day of the mentally ill in Germany.
The Germans were always smart, practical people and called things by their own names.

This was the last time my mom and I were driving together, I felt sick, sick.
She says so fiercely:
Not pregnant?
I am her:
When you become the grandmother of the second Jesus, I will tell you.

I don’t remember the year. I was 13 years old...

Not the demons, right?

Online games are sleeping, tabs are sleeping. Covers and pillows are waiting for the guys.Only Torrent doesn't go to bed to load up at night.Tweet close.
c) YP

I: Hi, let’s immediately agree in which zone we meet, in the chicken zone or not chickens?? to
She says: Go you! Go with your chickens!! to
I am fucking. In a smoking area or in a non-smoking area?
Okay we have agreed.
I am yup...

In the advertisement where the children cut off an orange tree, mother instead of juice had to pour vodka.

I work in the school admin, I sit in the computer science office. Now comes a girl from 11th grade and asks for a computer to transfer the info from the flash to the flash. Since we have almost all the compas under the screw, (except for my linux) decided to stick and let it go for my own. She sits down and looks at the screen and gives out the phrase :- "Fu Linuch, as primitively, the fryacha rolls." I drowned in a sandwich.

The numbers indicate
Michael Jackson died at 58, Whitney Houston at 48, John Kennedy was murdered at 38, Amy Winehouse died at 28. Next year, Bieber will be 18.

Son of 6 years. With a serious look, he declares to his mother: M has a weak spot - eggs, and you have a weak spot - nerves, heart and brain.

Announcement in the entrance: "On holidays the home administration works then and at such hours"
Note below: " Who do you need"

Denzel, do you have a permanent girlfriend?
YYY: I am currently choosing from three candidates.
XXX: So you have to announce the tender.
Tender is what? Who will give more?
HH: That is exactly how! Who will give more!! to

There is nothing else in Karachi.
There is another city.
Where are you...

Alenushka: Sorry, I haven't played for a long time so I'm dumb
I am Tetris. I do not forgive!
Alenushka: Why is it?
What is "why"?
Alenushka: Why can’t you forgive me?
Denis: So that I’m Tetris doesn’t bother you?

You do not forget me. You are sending me sms. Thanks to you, I am not a Forever Elon. Thanks to you MTS!

habr, news "The United States wants to fine Ukraine for copyright violation"
If so, then Russia and Belarus should also be included in this list. and China. Another half of the world.
Yyy: It is better to create a list of countries that are not on the pirate list.
ZZZ: And a penalty

From Chat WOT:
X: I’ve been told that if I delete the System32 folder, the toy won’t slow down, is it true?
Y: Holy Truth, nothing will hinder it! )
Z: I’ve already removed it, it’s all flying!

Respondents are all like that...

RR: And in general, we have a hammer, as Shaman said, so it will be.
RR: Or maybe he’ll come and hit the bubb)))))