One of the comments to the photo with a naked woman in the forest and the signature about the completed search for Vasis mushroom:
Naked, naked in the forest.
And in the morning, you will realize that under the action of mushrooms, the whole night of the dead salmon has perched.

Why don’t you like programmers?
They take money for what they would do for free.

Hosts to note:

Modern quiet washing machines are a miracle, loaded laundry and forgot...
And I literally forgot - I remembered the washing after a day when I was looking for my favorite jeans.
I will tell you the smell.

The xxxx:
It feels like my wings have grown behind me)))))

YYYYYY:
Remove the dust under the ceiling.

At the entrance, a drunk man passes by.
Q: Is it Thursday or Friday?
I: Today is Sunday at all.
Q: Yes, Thursday or Friday?
I am Sunday!
Thursday or Friday?
I am Thursday.
The man left pleased.

by Habr

What hell is this world?
You have to get out of it!

Do you have Batman Beggins?
XXX: Begins
YYY: I think I understand what the new Hobbit will be about.

gregon: and more, translating army wisdom
Gregon: Every anal probe has a labyrinth.

The Skills:
Printing in the blind.
Printing in the blind, through the cat. : / /

I don't understand Vanilla at all.
Yyy: It's like emo) really jumping down is already scary, here they sit on the window, they look)

Anastasia
Well if you can't sleep at all - read the law No. 326-FZ "On compulsory medical insurance in the Russian Federation" - very fascinating, exciting, with unexpected disconnection, just charm))

Artem
I need to read, I love fantasy =)

Commentary on the film on the track: "The girl on 4 screenshots has the same expression of the face, and she would be filmed in the dark!"

The Martian Space Shuttle Curiosity:
Russian detector on board the Mars spacecraft may work on Thursday
Yyy: not long left for the marshoody

with foreigners
A surprise for many was the joy of the Taliban over the resumption of the delivery route to Afghanistan from Pakistan. The interruption had a bad impact on the Taliban’s financial situation. Only in 2010 they received some 360 million dollars from this route, earning money from banal cargo theft and bribery for guaranteed convoy safety.

Urhaea is the Pashol Pashol Pines.

From the 2012 Olympics:
Journeyman: There is a suspicion that the same athlete plays for the Chinese.
Schummi_07: There is a suspicion that there are few Russians in favor of Russia.

I worked in the crosses in the accounting. The local accountant complained - said, your former colleague is generally ugly. Everything went wrong: the server crashed, the screw was wrong, and, plus everything, he called me in Windows with an offensive word.

I think I did everything wrong, but calling customers is absolutely an idiot, I go to check, and there is the username "User"... Poor, heaven could not fall asleep all week of outrage :)

A girl with a small child in a wheelchair comes to the pharmacist:
Please give me an antiseptic bottle.
And noticing the look of the one, turns and sees the child coming out of the wheelchair, stands on the floor, holding the wheelchair, and happily smiles to his mother. Going to the pharmacist:
- No, better give two bottles of antisedine.

The professional nightmare of the writer. At midnight I dreamed I was writing a wedding script. Then at midnight convinced the customers that the happy end in the script was nonsense.

Support on a very small gaming site.

(12/11/2011) User: Please delete my account.
(15/11/2011) Sapport: Do you understand that when you re-register, you do not receive the bonus of the project – 20 virtual chips daily?
(15/11/2011) User: This is too difficult responsible decision, I should weigh everything before such a serious step...
(05/08/2012) User: Yes, I still think I can survive this loss.

The CNB:

I am a boy!Do you like big members?

The Dragonfly:

Oh, God... Again big members...

Yes, I love, I already have a whole collection of them. Three litre banks.