At a medical examination with a neurologist, the doctor fills out a card:
- The programmer means... There are a lot of smart people nowadays (turning their fingers toward the disassembled socket in the wall), and how to squeeze the finger in the socket correctly, and they have not learned!

One cannot be satisfied with three things: government, salary, and provider.

The essence of Diablo 3 in two words? Simulator of Marodero.

The Internet population is growing
XHH: Education receives
thx: now instead of "boyan" writes "deja vu"

Johny_gtr: I would clean up and destroy all the shows about cooking, dishes and doctors
Johny_gtr: and in the criminal compilation would add a chamber laugh

Business correspondence is when instead of "pizzetz, you encouraged" you write "good morning, I have a few comments about the event"

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I found where they found pedophilia on Wikipedia.
Tagged: o.o
Tagged: Wikipedia

[0] xxx to yyy: which is better - Microsoft or Windows?
[0] yyy to xxx: I think windows
Zzz: Your mother, kill me.

Miko4o: You can’t leave them alone.
moko4o: Corresponded with a girl, as suddenly the stomach grabbed.
moko4o: He ran to the toilet, where he spent some time.
Miko4o: When I came back, I no longer had a girlfriend.

xxx: On the tape news with the title "In England gamers will help to set up a sexual life"!
YYY: What, will they cut off the game servers?! to

Doing in the office was not figured, ran to the store, bought pistas. Well arranged, shoes dropped, legs on the system - slowly click. Here the normal fists end and only closed remains.
Well, without thinking for a long time, I dive under the table, catch the beard and target these nuts on the table. Grochot stands terrible, I miss, I mate through my teeth, the shell flies in all directions. I am having fun.
After 5 minutes, a pale client leaves the office, instead of pre-payment, hysterically paid the entire amount.
Girls, what is it about him?
And we told him that you are our chief designer who deals with non-payers.
and?? to
You have a wonderful mood today!

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY : I work
XXX Who?
I am looking for experts=)
I’m an expert, don’t have to look for anyone. In what area are you?
yyy : if you are an indigenous resident of Sri Lanka, you have a bachelor's degree in engineering, energy, finance or economics + you have 10 years of experience working with the Asian Development Bank, you freely speak English and are a confident user of the MS office =))then you are right for us =))))
XXX is yes!
Oh no
I don’t know the office =(
yyy : yeah you = (
XXX: So it all happened.
yyy : hya especially with the place of residence=)

"Government on another planet lives, native" (k/f "Kin-zza-za!").
Who would have thought that in 2012 this phrase would be almost true?

It is done! Recently, the Cologne Court officially recognised the circumcision as ‘member injury’.

If any man gives me children, while putting a hit on his health and appearance, will cook, wash, keep the house clean, raise children, treat them, teach lessons with them, wait for me to come out of the kitchen... I am ready to provide it myself.

Police found in Kaliningrad man rifle, 2 pistols, 2 swords and 15 sables
Tagged: musketer bleat
xxx: and so on! The guards saw a lot.

My friend burned - I roasted to tears.
He lives in the private sector. Periodically, the gardens are trying to break out the "pioneers" of an indefinite age with the remains of child chariots - they wrap everything in a row, from paper to scarf, but only a glass would be enough. I fly out of the house, he says, from what I hear, dogs have chased someone in the garden. Under the fence female shoe size forty three, a branch of fabric on the fence. The garden is full, nothing is lost. Respect for dogs, +1 and all that. I need to feed, right? :-) And 2 bits of aluminum under the hood so late...

You didn’t play Half? To play Half is like not to chew Godron when you were a child.
I joke, I didn't chew goodrons when I was a child.
YYY: Didn’t you chew Godron when you were a child?! to

At the geometry class I sit and whisper with my neighbor on the party:
She asks about Icosaver...How does he look?
That is... a dwarf!

I remembered April.
Working phrase: "What did you do in February in April on March 8?".
And it is simple. The company is on the streets on March 8. The question applies to the act of work carried out for February.
and :)