xxx: and I am on the floor on the pillow and I close the eyes of the tiger in the movie
Is there no sofa? Only a pillow of furniture?
XXX: I love to be on the floor. The computer is low.
YYYYYYYYY and low? Also on the floor?
xxx: in a small box
You have an active sex life, I look at it.

Pussy Riot got two years. They are lucky! Jesus was crucified in his time (provided that he existed) for hooliganism against faith and the state in general!

Yesterday in the park... We usually have horsemen standing near the children’s park, riding horses. Oleg and I walk along the stop, I hear behind the back of the COCANIE COCANIE, the horse rides. Well, I think, guys, oh... if, to go out at the stop, immediately cars, the animal shrink and into the crowd... I turn around, preparing to stumble the dumb rider, and I see... Following me, a vanilla girl chews with her heels... it was just so like a horse in the sound that I wasn’t alone looking around. Oleg roared completely dishonestly. The girl weighed 50 kilograms...This is how!! to

I remember, in the winter, we stand smoking on the stairs of communion. In the middle of the winter -20, the snow erases, at 23:50 and 10 blacks in our jackets, shorts and shorts play football, on the snow. Rostov-on-Don is the capital of the southern epic region.

[0:59:03] Olka: Oops!Did Sasha make your pepper?
Anya: Yes, he knows him
[0:59:58] Anya: Although, I think that the messages "I’ll still fuck you" he’s hinting to me something unobsessive

Morpheus: This is what
Morpheus: I’ve turned off the matrix at the laptop with the Neo hole today.

23:02: I probably got you for today.
23:2 Not yet, but you still have an hour.
23:4 And what will happen in an hour?
He(23:05): In an hour it will come tomorrow ))))))

Ataman is. The thought "I would beat her" = low self-esteem?

Def is yes. It is "I am happy"

XXX: I have an idea!
Clone yourself and change your gender.

Xxx: How can you tell about the length of my member? You have never seen him! Come to me tonight and I’ll show you it.
YYY: And I will come!
Xxx: Just remember if it’s not small you owe it to me!
Yyy: Okay... what do you want?
Xxx: Prepare me pimples.. struck pimples to eat.
Can I cook naked?
Xxx: No... you can take off the socks... preferably before entering the apartment!
Yyy: The idiot!

If the king judges the jokes, he is no longer smart enough to govern the kingdom.

We had a flight survey to discuss the report of the verifying company. Everyone gets nuts: whoever has more, whoever has less.

Decided to be promoted and the forty-year-old uncle, who came to us from the bodies of the Ministry of Internal Affairs to the position of head of the security department. At the table at the general, he delivered a flaming speech about the low qualification of the information department. He said that his subordinate hacked the company's email, put some file on the desktop and generally found a bunch of holes in the defense. About the fact that this talented employee is no other than a outgoer from the IT department, and the blessing on the hacking of the mail he received in advance from informants, the uncle silenced. But I was upset about the fact that the department could be abolished. I said a lot of unpleasant things.

The general asked to parish. The chief administrator, the KMS of the hand-fighting, stood up from his place, raised his uncle for the scarf and, despite resistance, carefully laid his face to the floor, breaking both hands. Upon completion of the operation, the administrator explained in the most correct manner that in this case the security department is in no way able to cope with its tasks due to its low qualification. He presented the lying body of his leader as evidence and advised to read his written report.

I don’t know how it will end, but something will happen.

“Either drink or drive,” says the social advertisement of GIBDD on the streets. In other words, a person without a car does not have a choice.

17 August, 15:05 The police received information about the preparing terrorist attack at the match "Anji" - "Zenit"
19 August, 14:22 Tagirbekov: "Anji" prepared something for the match with "Zenit"

I cooked pork today. I decided to add lemon. It worked very cool. Potem was floating. I decided to try adding it there. Very unusual, but not bad. I liked it :)
Yyy: I cooked the chicken. I also added lemon. Also liked it.
The El Lemon. I also added lemon. The oxygen...

Necro KOT: Do you eat the figure?
Necro KOT: always so pleasant to meet a person who is on a diet
Necro KOT: to get him hysterical - enough to eat a cake in his eyes

Every day I become more and more convinced that the Holy Inquisition was abolished too early.

Dr. Morph
All goes to the fact that at the 2014 Olympic Games the fire will be lit by a falling satellite.

You can’t drink.
You can’t live)
In a month of my life, many would give a couple of years!! to
In two months of your life, many would have accumulated.

The seller-consultant has never found what to answer the customer's question -"Say, and how do mirror cameras differ from matte cameras?"
And now I am in the stupa o_o