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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №58746
 17.01.2012
I went to the dentist with my son, and they tortured him there. Well, in general, they finished, he cries in the whole, the dentist gives him a chupa chops and says, “Here hold, until a quick meeting...”.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58745
 17.01.2012
We have a girl dismissed at work.Today, the general Dick called her to the central office,to talk to her and try to keep her.Well, how can you keep an employee?For example, to offer an increase in employment or better social conditions.She happily came and tells.The conversation began with the fact that he immediately hinted to her that he would not raise employment, and then when she finally said that she was dismissed (well logically, once employment is not raised), he began to scream at her and insult: "You are young people such shit with excessive ambitions, self-satisfactions, raised on the computer and television".Koro humiliated and dropped her below the platform.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58744
 17.01.2012
XXX: I don’t understand it.
XXX: Where did this fashion for soup sets come from?
For thousands of years, girls were valued in bodies.
XXX: The last 40 are very thin.
People didn’t have to ride the subway.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58743
 17.01.2012
by Leenar: Yes! I was also "loved" in Gaye.. and in Alice..
Tanzen: Yes, Kostya Kinchev is a brutal men.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №58742
 17.01.2012
I'm not as stupid as at first sight.
YYY: What kind of fool are you?

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58741
 16.01.2012
Deputy of the State Duma of Russia...
This is not a Word - it is "Pipets"!

The inhabitant.

[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58740
 16.01.2012
Discussion of the BDSM symbol
YYY :
My ex-boyfriend was taken away on the street.

The MMM:
Thematically taken away?

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58739
 16.01.2012
Now there is a lot of insta session...this is what I will tell you, kids...learn and give up!! to
Mr. Sergeant of Emergency Service

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №58738
 16.01.2012
All, this country in our hook - partners from Seattle congratulated: "Happy Old New Year!"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58737
 16.01.2012
"The husband seemed to have learned about Igor. He doesn’t say anything, but every time I come to him, he fucking fuck. I go, and so zero, I don’t want to. So, I think, give me such a lover?"

Is it normal for her husband to fuck her lover? How can she be considered foolish?

And after reading all of this, I hope that my husband will lower this slug down his head from the stairs!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №58736
 16.01.2012
I watched Star Wars from 1st to 6th.
YYY and?
Okay, I think, what a clever pot that Anakin Skywalker is!
YYY in meaning?
Well, throw it - he put it off with this queen Amidala (love-carrot all the things), and as he learned that he had two children - so hop immediately and went to sithi!
And all said - I am not I now, there is no Anaken's word, I don't know who it is, he seems to have died, I have spoken now, Darth Vader, the helmet is stuck, the coat and all that.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I mean, I’m a good guy xD

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №58735
 16.01.2012
xxx (23:29:43 15/01/2012)
Do you know that people are dumb?! to

yyy (23:30:26 15/01/2012)
Do you know that we are human?

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58734
 16.01.2012
Oh, what a country, I only dropped the matan from the whole session, to transfer it, it was necessary to go to the dop. classes (paid), and only then will be admitted to the exam. Well, I paid, left all classes, gave up. Then the curator gives us books, says what from the institute, in it about what a bribe is, etc. And there is one paragraph, it says: If the teacher assigns paid dop. Extortion is extortion. I am in shock)

[ + 69 - ] [10 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58733
 16.01.2012
The guys. Around a lot of pretty girls, who do not tolerate the spirit of "Summertime", friends with their heads and do not fuck up without a reason. Why don’t you crowd around them with the same proposals you’re shouting about here? Why around them are always self-loving fools, considering a girl something like something that they owe and owe in life?
Or...is that you?

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58732
 16.01.2012
“Dear, today I went to our son’s room without warning and caught him behind this activity.
Did he watch the Little Pony?
and yes.
So it’s time to talk to him about how quickly children grow up in our time.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №58731
 16.01.2012
Roscosmos: "Fobos Ground" will fall in China"
Roscosmos: "Fobos Ground" will fall into the Pacific Ocean
"Fobos Ground" will fall on January 15-16 in the southern Atlantic
"Fobos Ground" will fall between Africa and Madagascar
This evening the remains of the "Fobos" will fall near the coast of Chile
Roscosmos has stopped clarifying the location of the fall "Fobos"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №58730
 16.01.2012
XXX: I go to the area. all such steep - red shoes, heels, shorts short...Meet guys. The cleaners.
They see me and there one says: Oh my God! by Hellooo! So very girls...
And his friend: What are you carrying?
First Gopnik: Well, fuck, I wanted to say "pissed grandmother". It did not work, fucking.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №58729
 16.01.2012
About China :
About Phobos Ground:
<HenyTRk> if it falls in China, its spare parts paddle will be removed 500 meters before it touches the ground

It will be cleared by you / us, and there will be carefully caught and ticked the same.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №58728
 16.01.2012
WOOPY: Community, 6 in the morning. The whole room sleeps. A sudden fire alarm rings out, I wake up, looking at the neighbor lying in front of me. He tells me, “Sleep, it’s not us.” We continue to sleep in the whole room.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58727
 16.01.2012
You are a soldier. You are a murderer. You have your hands in blood.
I have my hands in the potatoes.
I and my rooster, who came to the oval.

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