I came to you with a greeting! To tell you that the sun has risen...
Thank you, I’ve seen it myself, I haven’t gone to bed yet.

It’s okay that people don’t know how much nitrogen is in the air (and that nitrogen and ozone are not the same thing), but it’s even worse.
My brother, while still a student of history, conducted a survey at the faculty:
In which year did Qingzhou fight with Qinghis Khan? In what century was the philosophical stone invented?
And you know, this has sparked hot disputes.

Review of the film "I'm Looking for a Friend at the End of the World"

and freeal:
I am looking for a friend for the end.

and max:
I found a folder without porn.

Today took the turn to the GIBDD at 7 a.m. and came out at 16 a.m. failed. And you are speaking of the Russian Post, Sberbank.

VombatTM: I was at my sister’s house.
VombatTM: I asked her to reassure her so that she could forget, not fuck!
Dude: What is wrong?
VombatTM: You Dyball That She's My Sister Fuck You're Ugly
Dude: She’s not so thin, red, sexy. I am just free.
Dude: We’ll meet shortly now. My ex has already shaken her face.
Dude: I will not give it to anyone now. Because a girl. I will fuck myself. Always is.
Vombat: If you weren’t my best friend, I would have broken your mouth.
Dude: If I wasn’t much stronger than you, I might have broken it.
Look at it as if it were not the opposite.
VombatTM is fucking.
VombatTM: Okay, meet up, I don’t mind.

You have already gotten your Pussy Riot! Come to us in Belarus - here two boys are threatened with up to 7 years in prison for the fact that one of them posted photos of plush mice on his website, and the second apartment was removed by Swedes, who threatened to throw these mice out of the plane. This is what I understand. And you are all – Pussi Riot, Pussi Riot...

I am teacher. I don’t want the first of September, I want the 25th of May.

zzagar: A RGD 5.286-53 what then?
Al: This is such a hand-offensive grenade. It is also called lemonade.
ZZAGAR: It’s just RGD 5. I don’t understand anything about 286-53.
Don’t worry, Eric is coming.
Eric: 286 to 53 233

The news tape:

Police arrested in Moscow with a kilo of cocaine
Harry Kasparov faces prosecution for bite of police officer
SC will check the police who told the press about the wreckage

Irinka: A man was filming on Nokia what was happening in Syria, and he was shot. The bullet did not pass through the phone.
m-xdt: Nokia - defending people

Sorry, I can’t see you from here. Did you shrink there?

from the written explanation of the driver caught drunk "I drank vodka and went to ride a tractor". The phrase at work immediately became winged.

This is how you need to be spiritually advanced, so that it does not matter for you to spend your free time with money or without it!

Wars in Scotland were quite common in old times. But one story that happened in 1692 is still remembered.

During a strong turmoil in the mountains, the McDonald's clan hosted guests from the Campbell clan. There were relatives between them and Campbell stayed there for two weeks. And then 38 men from the McDonald family were cut off. For the fact that they refused to swear by Wilhelm Oransky. Another 40 women and children died later from the cold when their houses were burned. This “crime of trust” shocked Scotland. Since then, there has been a saying, “Ask a mountain man about Campbell, and he will spit before he answers.”

A few years ago, a businessman was refused to accommodate in a hotel he ordered and paid for, on the grounds that his surname was Campbell. He appealed to the Supreme Court with a very reasonable argument – am I there? But the court recognized the actions of the hotel owner as lawful.

A drunk priest, who had an accident driving a expensive sports car, turned out to have resigned from the RPC and ceased to believe in God the day before the accident.

Find me a name for the planet, something terrible for theft.
and Laverne. Lawn (Latin Laverna, from the Latin verb latere or levator - "the thief") - the Roman goddess of profit, patroness of thieves.

• Root...
Check out the number of shops with this name in Yandex.
Business in Russian O_o

Before the trial of the Rebellion, Pezd always believed that the Bible teaches to forgive. Do not judge, and you will not be judged, and so on, but the church did not even think of this option.

yyy: ah, you still remember about modesty and self-giveness - the patches on the lexus fit perfectly.

Another photon may be one of the gods.
YYY: How is it?
Do you not believe that God can be a photon?
YYY: cannot
XXX Why?
YYY: Because the processes of absorption and radiation of God somewhat hinder the construction of theology.
The true God cares more about theology than the fish about hydrodynamics.

How did you see that she was without a lighthouse if she watched the tablet? Stop the nonsense...

Naive girl to note: men feel such things with their spinal cord.