I saw this situation in the court today:
Two little girls are fighting, and their mother is fighting them.
First girl: "I don’t want to tolerate this fool!!and "
Mom: "What kind of fool is she? I have glasses!"

Accounts in a supermarket in the village? What is the pattern break? Look who’s in the box, not the old lady from SOVPRADE. In our school, in the accounting office, a half-time grandmother-pensioner works. She has time to count everything faster than a young girl, on the contrary, to hit in 1C and get the result. Practice is great power.

I studied German at all.
How did you use it in life?
I can watch German porn without translation.

XX: We have reached Crimea. The living. Levy AP
xxx: The skill of sending the naked guys in an unknown commotion, pretending to be Haishnikovs" increased to 26.
xxx: The skill of riding through compot from children under the supervision of buchy parents, cars, dogs and merchants has risen to 18.
xxx: A new skill is discovered "not to joke at the serpentine"

Yesterday I went to Anshan with a friend. There are casinos only for those with a basket. Consequently, the turn goes faster. Suddenly, two bodies run to the cashier and ask if it is possible to quickly get up with the wheelchair if there is one goods. The treasurer says that not - the type transferred, and you will be lucky. And for sure: in a few minutes they pulled the washing machine into the basket.%)

Someone noticed that political correctness even penetrated in cartoons? ))))))))) Today watched Ice Age 4, there was a young mammoth - black )))))))))))))

HH: So how did you sit, in the end?
WOW: Yes as usual. But there was a nuance - closer to the morning Lenochka asked me to go out on the street, because you are drinking vodka here, and there will be killed!
XH: It is intriguing. and?
WOW: We decided that we had to drink more, and then we went out to pull Loisha away from those who tried to kill him. For a long time, he was told about the love of people and the fact that strange boys should not break their legs. Overall yes, they sat well. As usual :D

xxx: Record in the technical support report:
"Employee: Ivan Nepomniający (real name)
I forgot my password"

Tarantino loves the computer game "Half-Life" and is considering the possibility of filming this shooter.

Well, if two such phenomena intersect, it will be a brilliant super-external thriller :) And there is no place to ask Tarantinich to dare to blur this story anyway?

For the first time traveling abroad
“I am upset to the extreme! My husband and I were denied a visa at the German embassy. But that is not even the worst! Fuck that visa! But while my husband and I were interviewing, our house in the village burned! And my husband, during the meeting with the consul, was so worried that he broke the bridge and now is forced to be silent! But I will not be silent, I demand compensation for the losses suffered: for my grandmother’s house, jaw and forced labor in Germany during the Great Patriotic War!”

The filming of the series has been suspended due to the illness of one of the main characters. The first comment:
Don’t die, I want to see.

Just was in the department of personnel of the locomotive depot, so there the employee gave a guy with the last name Potryayko the table number 404. Crying in the basement

On August 9, a new version of the film "Remembering Everything" with Colin Farrell... I am curious, will there be a calf with three breasts?

I went to the window today. The eye captured one curious action in the opposite window.

The man in the cowards comes in, approaches the wall and begins to tear the wallpaper. And all this under pleasant listening to French music from his own apartment.

This is the St. Petersburg repair.

A question on the forum of fans of aircraft simulators:
Can Simmer land a real plane?
The answer:
We drop on the plane, better 154 or 767, by the method of random selection on the forum, the crew is selected, everything is filmed on video + from the cockpit of the pilots + the decryption of the black boxes is downloaded here.
Well, of course, the cost of burial, living, 9 days, 40 days...

from ZH

The xxx:
I want to buy 3 hectares in the area, a dirty tractor and become a farmer. What are underwater rocks?

YYYY :
Of the disadvantages: it will have to be long and stubbornly forging in the shit for a penny. Farming is a difficult business. Better buy 50 acres and do not grow anything for sale.
You can fuck the pigs.

What is the difference in time with Finland?
40 years at least.

A beautiful summer morning.
You are burning in hell.
The Screamers
In the neighboring kindergarten.

I sit at work, in the tc, rolling in ovi cards. Nocla asks to include the blues, I agree. The results of the search for BT are stunning. In order of decreasing adequacy: LG G200, dashboard:), who is the dad? and rabbit-pydoras o_o

You are not lucky with men.

- well why))) not lucky current a couple of times) and in other cases successfully passed)