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[ + 34 - ] [28 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68686
 19.08.2012
If three pops broke into the CERN building and spoke for two minutes, the Higgs Boson would be fiction! Gravity, Hawking attracted!", then none of the atheists would have come to the mind to demand the execution of them. They would crack, and that’s all. Atheism is good!

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68685
 19.08.2012
James Bolivar di Grizz, Bill, who is still the hero of the Galaxy, Jason Dean Alt of the Immaculate Planet... They are with us to this day and will live for a long time in the memory of your readers. Rest in peace, Harry.” Rip...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №68684
 19.08.2012
Someoneblack: It was interesting to hear the news, which contains one-third of the truth and two-thirds of the chosen nonsense. Then the news is polished by a serial killer and everything, the perfect society is ready - and the zombies are quiet here.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68683
 19.08.2012
Question: How do you determine the ratio between the real impression of the film and the expectations of the film?
The answer is to divide the number of siders by the number of licians.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68682
 19.08.2012
From the description of one proga: "...an intuitively understandable interface in Japanese..."

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №68681
 19.08.2012
XXX: "He goes down to embrace.
She: Dear M-M-M... I like the smell of your soul gel so much...
He: Funny, I was in the shower yesterday!
She says, “That’s what I’m saying to you, fucking!”
and :-)
YYY: Well, first, this is another example that we need to speak outright, not with these mysterious hints of you!Second, what idiotism is it to demand that you take a shower before sex? It is more logical to walk after sex when there is something to wash.
xxx: Okay, I say without "mysterious hints". If you still don’t take a shower before sex, your girlfriend will soon start taking a shower instead of sex.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68680
 19.08.2012
From the news site: "Losses in 1999: $125 million It happens too. When designing the orbital satellite of Mars, engineers from the American company Lockheed Martin conducted calculations in the English digital system, while their colleagues from NASA considered in the usual metric system. As a result, the satellite instead of Mars headed straight to the Sun." And you say Roscosmos))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68679
 19.08.2012
We live in the private sector. I went to the kindergarten for my daughter today. I have seen many nuts on earth, and let us gather them with joy. Two women aged 65:
"ooh, the puppy!"
"Aga" is the answer.
"Do you want to know who gave mankind the puddle?" and there is a brochure of Jehovah’s Witnesses in front of me
"Nature has given"
Do you want to know who created nature, happiness, joy?
She replied that my biofak education gave me a different view of these things than they have.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68678
 19.08.2012
comments to the distribution of the film "Hunger" on one of the trackers:

The psychic puts five people in a well, with water but without food, and sees what happens.

XXX is
In the middle of the film, when they were sitting there for 20 days and already thinking who they would eat first, he noticed a few fat cockroaches in the corner. The first thought:"And why do they not eat those cockroaches? There is a lot of protein! Had Bear Grills been with them, he would have shown them what to do!"

YYYY
He would feed himself, five of those poor men and three members of the seed group)))

ZZZ
... would climb up to the height of the 3rd floor without equipment on the sloping wall without outputs, and saved everyone.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68677
 19.08.2012
A acquaintance when trying to explain the sign "/" in the words gave the phrase: "Well this, let Hitler go to the right" O_O

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68676
 19.08.2012
xxx: and also today I met the names of Sheep, Hair, Table
I would have such a name.
I would call my son Tennis.
The daughter of Lamp

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68675
 19.08.2012
In the community:

Some long rush threw me a bag of sedative tea into a pot with varying pimples...

Now I have a plate of soothing peelings =)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68674
 19.08.2012
- In the opinion of Ukrainian moralists, the sponge bean is washed in a shower hat, so he is gay))
- According to their logic, a brutal macho should be washed in a bike helmet with horns ))))

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №68673
 18.08.2012
at night, the naked red cat goes to bed from the edge of the bed, pushing me to my husband.but when the child comes to sleep to us in the middle of the night and lies in the middle of the bed, occupying my pleasant place, the cat is not ceremonial - he lies directly on me.

[ + 40 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68672
 18.08.2012
Comment on the video about the girl on the roof:
Here's what the big sixtures lead to, the girl not knowing what to do under her feet, got up to find out where.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68671
 18.08.2012
As a child, she was convinced that it was not "the church" that was right, but "the circus". Years go by, it’s getting harder to deny.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №68670
 18.08.2012
Detonator: Danunah, lexus of Ohuenny. from comfort you will end up every time you sit behind the wheel - and the car will wash your cowards yourself.)))
oSpa: This is probably the most accurate description of the lexus.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №68669
 18.08.2012
"Prickin, we were stopped last night by mints in the square, like hooligans and beer drinks. I wanted to take him to the cottage.
and?
- And here, another bean rolls out, out of it come out more mints and with the words "good in our area to shakes" begin to lump the first. We quietly fell under that dude.
Yes the gesture. All the men are now serving in mentorship.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68668
 18.08.2012
Alma Mad: I had a strange dream about you.
I did something in this dream that I would later regret.
Alma Mad by NED.
Aira Frey: Then tell me.
Alma Mad: You taught my frog to cuddle.
Aira Frey: The Blind
by Fuck
by Fuck.
Prove to
I would have a higher education.
Alma Mad: You showed her some degree, by the way.
Aira Frey: The Blind

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68667
 18.08.2012
Announcement of sale of car
A hundred eats differently: in retiree mode-10l, in normal driving mode 11-12l, in mother mode I forgot the head at home 14-16l"

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