According to Mail.ru:
Where to celebrate my birthday? 12 years old.
One of the answers:
The best option for you to mark home with a Russian language tutor

[11:26:22] Customer: why after clicking on close the switch closed the CHANGE

Which Bulgarian is the best? How do you think?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
The best Bulgarian.
This is a lonely, beautiful, intelligent and smart, preferably not old, at least middle-aged, and living in an excellent own cottage on the shore and having a good (high) wealth!
All good to all men and success in the search for good Bulgarians!

Source: Life and Experience

I have to go to Sber and mail for lunch.
Mukhhahahahahahahahahah!and :)

Understood what to do with his figure, when closing the laptop stuck a fold on his stomach

I went to eat oatmeal.
U: In our town, the oats are called muddy.
X: So tell your slugs that I will eat and drink like them tomorrow.

XXX: Good Morning
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: How did you sleep?
YYY: I dreamed of you.
YYY: I am slow.
I move you with a tank.
Yyy: And I laugh so, loudly and contagiously!

xhumster: leha, but you know, ohuenno walk naked around the apartment, you can sneeze quickly if you need to urgently!))
Fuck you, I’m not a joke!! to
M. Pavlova: And I think, where do these spots on the carpets come from?

About the game "Guess the movie by frame" on film.ru

RD: But there’s a puddle in this game!!! to
RD: We have now played all the cabinet (some men) and have reached a lot of points. A new frame appears... and everything is sluggish, but the choir: "neyeye, I haven't seen it! I don’t know..." well there the picture was ambiguous, of course: two men on horses in the mountains among the sheep and near the tent... and one of the men – Hit Ledger... in short, nobody knew this movie and everyone suddenly got a job... well I tknown in the movie "everyone loves whales". And we lost. Well fuck: mountains, cowboys, sheep - clearly red about the whale movie!!! to

Googles fools: while setting a record in the run with an obstacle, I forgot that I wanted to go crazy.

It’s terrible to spoil a joke, but there’s only one star in the galaxy, right?

It is it that revolves around the earth. The remaining 400 billion. Not in account)

Moonangel: I bomju shaurma gave today
Sellena: And what happened?
Moonangel: +250 reputation with bombers!

O tempora, o mores! I forgot to put the emoji at the end, so you are already accused of dissatisfaction, disagreement, hidden irony, sarcasm, etc.
=) is

From the words of colleagues as they work with customers.

I started upgrading the 1C program.
After 15 minutes, the girl comes in and says: “We don’t have a printer.” This is due to the 1C update.
Does the refrigerator work?
The Girl: Yes
This is not for updating.

Weather has a healthy appearance and a temperature of 36.6 ° C in the shade.

xxx (15:07:33 7/08/2012)
Yes, I listen to syntipop, dark embient, gothic metal, symphoblack, agrotech, on my finger I have a ring with a pentagram, on my neck anchor.
Sberbankined balance in the world and gave me a card with chamomile.

XXX: as long as she knows who is the dominant male and who is the craving female
XXX: Don't confuse the electricity

Lenka: There is nothing to hear about our hockey team in London. Swept out again?

Profile: How much more! Imagine getting stuck in the skates for the Summer Olympics! It is :)

What kind of guy do you have in SP?
John Lennon, the singer of The Beatles, the love of my life.
Q: Okay, are you going to meet?
Tagged with: facebookspam

HH: What do you think?
I think people are different.)
XHH: bad and good?
People and shit.