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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66626
 06.07.2012
Question to Siddhartha:
- Vital, I have the internet, but the network does not work, what is it?
It is shit.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №66625
 06.07.2012
For a picnic:
Do you have an exam in school tomorrow? Will you drink vodka?
Of course I will! He is theoretical!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66624
 06.07.2012
At the new borders, Butovo is now the center of Moscow.
WOW: But Altuffievo was fucking, so it remained.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66623
 06.07.2012
XXX: What do you like the most?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
XXX O O Which?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Q: Are we talking about cats right now?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66622
 06.07.2012
Reactions to the film:

zzz 1:05, 11 June 2010
I was crying in the movie :)
1 Nash
xxx 1:05, 11 June 2010
The movie! → No words, just no words! Look at everybody! I was crying.
The Second Nash
ccc 0:09, 7 October 2010
I did not look. Read the reviews. I was crying. I will see tomorrow.
ccc 1:16, 7 October 2010
I did not resist. I watched. I am still crying.
vvv 21:41, 1 November 2010
I'm not going to push - so I cry
bbb 10:50, 8 January 2012
I’m ready to cry, tell me why.
nnn 23:54, 6 December 2010
I will look now. I may pay.
nnn 2:06, 7 December 2010
I don’t want to cry like that anymore.
mmm 21:02, 24 December 2010
I cry until now. Please help me. Tired of crying. I don’t even need to go to the toilet... Heelp pleease
qqq 18:55, 26 December 2010 I couldn’t believe it... but ept, I also cried from the first minutes of viewing
A sad movie.
www 20:28, 26 December 2010
Through tears and tears, I was able to watch a movie today. I cried like a child, no longer crying.
eee 21:24, 24 August 2011
I cried without reading the comments :(

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66621
 06.07.2012
If you connect the control keys of the TV and the second socks together, the portal will open to the women’s bag.

[ + 40 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66620
 06.07.2012
We will eat Edward soon.
YYY : Who?
I mean Edward. Which Cullen
xxx: o_o
We have a goat here... she gave birth to two goats in the spring, a girl and a boy. Edward and Bella. Edward was crushed, and I put a potato on his bones.
X: Did I not tell you? x )
YYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 32 - ] [14 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66619
 06.07.2012
Mother is screaming:
My cat is taking the tapes!
On to! Take off your shoes! "Take off shoes" I’ll see how you walk in them!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66618
 06.07.2012
XHH: I remember at one job I was stuck buying a bouquet of flowers from the financial service for the chapters. by Boo Holding. I bought it and I have fine. Deer in the office - he will deliver. I come to him with a huge wreath. He raises his eyes from the papers "I understand you with an offer that I can’t refuse?". I was even confused)

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66617
 06.07.2012
He slept and fell asleep.
I woke up with an orange on the table.
I ate an orange. Lie to sleep.
I woke up with an orange on the table.

This is what? Is she recovering?? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №66616
 06.07.2012
Go to McDack. The body wants something ugly.
WOW: If you want shit, then go to the cheetah))
My body wants nausea, but it wants to live after that.
Bline, you described my whole life right now.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66615
 06.07.2012
......
The soil must be prepared in advance. A whole year ahead. When I come, I’ll buy a bucket and start fishing. And when you come back from Kostroma, tell your wife that you are interested in fishing.
Diman: And where will I go on the Moscow river, where three-eyed monsters swim?
Gal: It is exactly! Then you will say, Fuck these mutants! I want normal fish. I will go to Karelia!
......
it will be fun if you REALLY start to be interested in fishing, and go to Karelia, instead of the casantip xD

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66614
 06.07.2012
I talk to a girl, a sports master of skiing.

Space is
Good day
by Hanya!
Greetings
Space is
I understand why your word only is surrounded by signs of crying.
by Hanya!
To be the first :D
Space is
An interesting version. But I think it’s ski sticks.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66613
 06.07.2012
and
I built a tree.
X is
It is smart.)
X is
Now start building the house.)

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66612
 06.07.2012
Tokyopage: The French came, got on a bathing day. Described with boiling water from enthusiasm, we banya virgins say take us with you. In English they understand, they say, do they do it? We dress up and share. Wear the hats, wear them. We’re going to go to the parish, come in and enjoy. 2-3 minutes have passed, they come out in confused confusion frozen, say, and when the pleasure begins.
Three minutes in the basement stood - a meter per meter, a couple of dead spiders and a barrel of water. They were standing in their hats and all waited - when it would get busy.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №66611
 06.07.2012
You know... I once worked in the military commando during school time in the summer. I put orders in envelopes, write them on a compass and all kinds of things... Now I understand that my work was awful, I seemed to have signed death sentences.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66610
 06.07.2012
The phone rings in the morning and the following conversation occurs:
Is it IRA?
You mistaken the number!
Why Why?
Because it’s not IRA.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №66609
 06.07.2012
Stupidity is looking for a solution where it is not.

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66608
 06.07.2012
Readers with experience will probably remember what a cine bird is. Not that Blue Bird, the creation of Meterlink, but an ordinary blue, poorly generalized and completely unrepresentable chicken. We, in the era of advanced socialism, in the shortage, obtained these creations wherever we could. And they rejoiced! As will be seen from now on, it is not in vain!

My daughter decided to organize an online store to sell eco-friendly products. Contact with potential suppliers. I talked to a farmer.
On vegetables and milk, we agreed. What about ecologically clean chicken?
There are problems here. I have tried. I bought chickens. Grown on eco-friendly food. I stumbled. Here they started. The problems. Should the feathers be removed? must be. And they don’t go away...
I called a bird factory, a familiar technician.
- And we feed them with special pills for three days before slaughter. All the feathers come out by themselves. Even the ears fall out.
and???? to
I handwritten all the feathers, it was long and bad. The chickens look unesthetic. Just like the Soviet bird. Only yellow, but also poorly brushed. Happiness to sell is badly sold.
How to? They will be broken until I sell them.
Call the technician again.
What do you do so that the chickens don’t rot too quickly?
very simple. We submerge each body in chlorine for 15 minutes. Meat becomes white and beautiful. and does not spoil.
and????? to

P.S Technology... What do we eat, gentlemen? and?

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66607
 06.07.2012
A 2-year-old boy in the park saw twins... watched them long and surprised. He turns to his mother and asks, “Where is my one?”

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