12:18 [newer] private [ klan] at my staff, in the office, there is music... nirvana... not loud, but they hear well. The boss came to them, and I had them too. The boss listened, said that he was playing some “girl girl” and left. Our proger stood up, said he was fired and went out of the office knocking the door.)))
12:19 [newer] private [ klan ] for nirvana offended )
12:19 [newer] private [ klan ] losers they are such losers ))

From the memorial to the beginner:

- You know, when around you start to straighten the fish-lotsman you have to drop the load belt...

I very much hope that there is a special branch in hell for employees of Sberbank. With stupid devils, with heroic consideration of punishment, and, fucking! With a mandatory wild line in front of the boiler!

Conversation with the buyer:
(p) - We need a memory mouse and I will immediately say that the flash is not about it!!! to
Why does it have memory and how will it be used?
(p) - We lead this mouse on a text, then paint it blue, click on the mouse... she remembers...
We all have mice with memory. and :)

On the escalator in the subway, the grandmother-watcher gave:
Leaders of tourist groups, do not let your foreigners take photos on the escalator.
They fall when they photograph!"

Rules of pedestrian transit:
A lonely pedestrian walking on a zebra attracts another dozen on both sides.

Dentists are terribly clever and unpredictable people! I came with acute pain, I say, teeth broken out, teeth broken out, I ask, and what to do with a sick tooth? They said, go, treat... what can be answered – full shit...blow!! to

The usual evening... I go to the kitchen, where my mother closes the cucumbers, and my sister, at the kitchen table, sits and paws (found a hobby at the age of 19). Her mother talks about her grandchildren. As a result, the sister can’t stand and this conversation occurs:
When I was 13 years old, a chiromant reminded me that I would have twins when I was 22.
Well and?
What is "no and"? You see, I sit and wait.

The truth is sitting and waiting.

I sit in line. Barishny, in principle, the people are funny, but in the women's consultation-directly the clone!! Sitting a thin pale girl, with a photo of the uzi, she fills the standard questionnaire, blows up... Here she raises her head and says, “The presumed month of birth of your baby... I’m you, fucking, Nostradamus?and "
I did not hold up! I cried in the voice 😉

You can't touch your hands - you can ruin the manicure.
God, why do we have this punishment?and "

God tell you, do you have such bodies?

How to distinguish anime from multiples?
Anthropomorphic animals in animation, in anime the opposite.

I got my first home!!I am so pleased with my first two-seat tent!Blessed to you!

Why do you travel through half a city? Since I am single for the fourth day, I propose to surrender to the confectionery ravage of me.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX returned to his hometown. A heartbreaking story. He was like his parents at night. Well I went, and went, warned because in advance, I slept quietly. I wake up at three and a half at night from a phone call. Worse than night calls are only night visits – I immediately panic, because I don’t expect anything good from them. Oleg is calling. All, my heart has died, I understand what happened to the emergency... I respond to the challenge... And what do I hear?
yyy: Drunk confessions and women's voices in the background?
xxx: With an absolutely sober voice, he asks me if he will do it if he makes a giraffe tattoo in the back!
Suicide: What did you say?
Well, if it were in the afternoon, I might have answered more sharply. And so the demand, the evil... Advised, once he loves Africa so much, to smash another hippopotam on the swallow, and a struts on the ass.
YYY: And what then?
xxx: Something... "And he’s no longer married to them" :-)

Silent_Spectator: and again the questionnaires
Spectator: "Describe yourself in three words" - Intelligent, active, thoughtful, attentive

dyatlofob:People, if the INN is required for a new job, can it be done without receiving it? Or I can get a white ZP without INN

ve4erka: In this case, they usually say "you do not fit us by your professional qualities", "too little work experience" or simply "you do not fit us". And they can say "we will call you" and not call you. And then they go to colleagues and say "again these fucking sectarians came, INNs do not want to receive".

I love my country!!! to
Today, in the electricity industry, one broken type explained to another, less broken, the type principle of the operation of a nuclear power plant on the example of a self-propelled apparatus!!! to
Most importantly, he explained it right.

Correspondence on the American YouTube channel:

XXX: Nothing, and music fucking

YYY: no u

XXX: learn first to speak Russian ))

YYY: My grandfather’s car has a hole in the envelope

XXX: What is it, his mother, now was???? to

He is:
My joy goes to sleep, I pray.
He is:
He hugged strongly, laid on the bed, lay next to him, began to whisper on his ear the structure of the scheme of a non-reversible asynchronous electric motor.
He is:
Sleep and family.

I play the second devil for the assassin, nearby brother is reading something. I try to pick up the bullshit, there is a whispering sound and a female voice says: “I can’t do it anymore!”" A brother who understands the tone: “Alcoholic Simulator?”"

20:43 MAVRODI: Come the messengers, I built!