To all who are tired of the flood, the heat in the summer and the fierce cold in the winter, who are tired of earthquakes, floods, tsunamis, etc. Come with us to the Kolska Peninsula. Comfortable temperature (+10+15) in summer and warm winter (-10-15). You have no p.

XXX:I drink tea and try to force myself to clean up in the apartment until the arrival of the ancestors)) They are from Friday on the country =)
YYY:o, it's difficult)) I usually start cleaning 20 minutes before arrival and immediately everything is cleaned))
Previously, when the elevator did not work in the house (and we live on the 8th floor) I was sitting behind the comp before the phone call) And then, while my parents went up the stairs, I was able to clean the dust and wipe the dust on the furniture) And sometimes even wash the dishes)

Sasha and Masha from a recent wife.
...representing Masha in the company of a friend.

Wanna: Hi
I am Masha.
Sasha: My girlfriend
Masha is Wife!
Sasha: O_O
All of them are pizzas 😉

What you can see in the subway.
I was riding the gray branch closer to the nighttime and saw this miracle: a twentieth-year-old boy dressed in black-and-white sweaters, not far from the rapers. There are huge headphones on the head. So far normal. But! Long hair, somewhere before the explanation. But that is not all. There was a crazy mixture of sounds from the headphones. It was as if the Slayer group had raped Dendy and it was all in an accelerated transformation. Then it was replaced by a classic, moving into a hellish trail, as if a man of twenty was doing repairs at the same time. During the trip, he read the book calmly.
The guy! Are you real at all?! to

The most important thing is that the headache does not become a ghost.

"Please ask"

XXX: Do you give it to everyone?
YYY : No. I am selfish and greedy.

On the 19th year of life the Constitution of the Russian Federation suddenly died.
Yyy: They say that the investigation on the fact of her death will be carried out by the best employees of the Russian opposition. According to preliminary information, he will be headed by the well-known operative of outrage and obscene statements V.V. by Zhirinovsky.

Vegans behave like sectarians. They aggressively prove their right and failed to portray that they like to live this way. The unfortunate people.

A friend goes to buy vodka at 20.50 (in the area after 21.00 do not sell)he is 24 and he looks at 15)))
He goes into the store and says:
Be Good 0.7 Five Lakes
21 is there?? to
Not in 10 minutes.)

You know, I’m ready... And so that you understand that I’m not joking, I invite you to smoke a calyan and talk :)
Oh yeah of course. Now I’ll gather, I’ll come, you’ll be there all, beautiful, we’ll have a great time, I’ll take you home, and then, when the moment comes to kiss, the alarm will work and I’ll wake up. No, thank you, I’d better spend that dream at home.

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Anti-spam does not save
tsiligin (10:36:52 11/06/2012)
Change the question
tsiligin (10:36:55 11/06/2012)
Which you have?
Not the most (10:37:09 11/06/2012)
How many meters to the moon? Answer: I am a giraffe

Comments on the news in one publication: "From now on for the match BAN without warning."
XXX: sadness... and the overwhelmed mat? Or a hint on Matt?
YYY: I think if you know words like "squared", you don’t need mat.

If the diploma is not issued, it will still be issued incorrectly.

The subway wagon trembles remarkably which gives an acceleration to the chest of the girl sitting opposite. The car shakes, my chest shakes, I tremble. by Mnz0

Breasts are breasts. They were so unilaterally judged by the girls.
On the other hand, they also have a pop.

xxx: the girl briefly acquainted took a shot with a samurai sword in underwear))) Well, the mind is not different)))) her name is Katya) Her girl wrote in the comments "This is katana?")))
So she answers "Yes, it’s me"

Forcing your girlfriend to shower is so small.
Gogolevsky Plushkin just smokes in the side if you wrote the truth about the soul.

Arsenic (22:20)
Your husband is a wise man.

Vladislava * (22:21):
I have my husband :D

Rats are the smartest animals after humans.
222: Who told you this?
The rats told him. We, say, the smartest, after you, people, go tell everyone else about it, let them know.

And yes 😉

I had a fun conversation with my dad:
How is it at school?
is normal
In what class are you already? In the sixth?
I am in the ninth...
How old are you?"

My mom once asked my dad:
What is the name of our daughter’s great boss?
Is she already going to school? Dad replied to her.