I like to work with this device because when you turn it on, it accurately copies the intonation of a sleepy and a slightly dissatisfied cat who has been scratched behind his ear. I am lost in guessing why this is done, but to hear every time is pleasantly pleasant.

Today, my grandmother burned on the cross.
xxx: Walked, there is a light, near the control (closed)
A grandmother is around 150 years old.
It may be 170.
xxx: there is a car on the road, there are steep boys (P), then a dialogue with the grandmother (B)
XXX is grandmother! Give it green!
Doing a gesture of the foot and twisting the hair remains on the finger - what kind of grandmother am I to you? I am a girl!
P. rushed, riddled, almost through tears: - So what? The virginity?
B - you that if we hadn't been in your time, you would not have been fools here.
The whole crossing has fallen.)

Bessick: A lot of people like to squeeze the finger in the mouth of a roaring cat... my cat has avenged all the cat tribe! She waited until I started to fall asleep and put my nailed leg in my mouth! >_<

DarknessLORD11: I had a friend, Sanya, his girlfriend went on a business trip abroad (they live together). He rushed over the female warmth and long trapped her to dress out in front of the web~ In the end she agreed, but set the following conditions: she will only remove those items of clothes that he will take off himself =) This frame with a joyful smile says "1 moment" goes to the neighboring room for a couple of minutes. She returns and laughing first removes the T-shirt... And then, pleased with her genius, she is the same fool that this fool has just burned xD

"Fedya, why did you shave your thighs?", - was a bad comment on the account of the intimate haircut of a girlfriend before sex %)

I watched 2 hours of porn. I decided to try again with my girlfriend.
...
It was enough for 1.5 minutes.

Discussion of the news, where it is said about a fine for the absence of GLONASS on passenger transport.
xxx: It is apparently necessary that the tram is not stolen or hidden in any garage)))
Elevators in multi-storey buildings also need to be equipped. suddenly into the neighboring entrance.

and Omsk. The third week +32. In all major stores there are ventilators. Those who are on vacation - mostly at home sweat and wash. Those who are not on vacation are the same, only do not wash. The happy owners of condors walk lazily. A mega-wash with moustache towels and blankets dries out on the balcony in 4 hours. The cat sent me down and didn't get out of the couch - it was cooler there.
I’ll go south in two weeks, but I don’t see any sense anymore.

REY

Give me an access point and I’ll touch the world!

Of course, all people are different. But in general, boys are like people, and girls are like mine fields.

Religion - as a user agreement when installing the program. Rights and responsibilities come into effect only after acceptance.
If you do not want to go to hell after death, do not install Orthodoxy (or any other religion with hell) in your brain.

Yesterday in the subway, I found a man sitting next to him holding his daughter’s leg. In the metro. A thick man. The naked foot. My daughter! I wanted to give something sharp in the eye, but I did not decide. I took him by the nose. (I would also take the leg, but they were dressed with him) He holds the baby’s leg, I hold him for the nose – like quits. But here he is like a whirlwind! So three stations to the end and the oral - and that the psychic is crying for me, and that he just wanted to know if it is not cold for the child and in general strangers to touch the face can not be. 

What do I need to do so that my grown-up aunts and uncles stop seeing my daughter as a doll I took out to play in a common sandbox?

The guy asks:
Where can I cut my hair normally?
Commentary :
I heard the soldier speak well. :)

What did July have for lunch?
It is: fried potatoes before yesterday, sardines after yesterday and tomatoes fresh
Thank God, tomatoes are not too late.
She: Though this is the tomato I would least worry about. In addition, while she was destroyed, brought to Moscow and sold... she knows how much time she has.
He: I just see someone breaking down a tomato and caring it carefully in his palms rushes to the station, there passes it on to the carrier, and on the pillow and the train immediately touches...
She is :)
He: and you know, the assistant machinery rushes out of the cabin, holding one hand and standing on one leg, and the other hand so moves, like faster, even faster.
She: )))))) and all the encountering trains give way to them, and the motorists, smiling a shy tear from the black cheeks of the sage, scatter the window with snow-white clothes.
He: I know why I married you.)

A nightmare, the phrase in the movie: If you knew the basics of black magic. You should know that it is not difficult to fake photos.
In our world, every student knows the basics of black magic.

Regular sex three times a week helps people look 7-12 years younger.
I: So I look like the last starper

From the news: "Days FAS of Russia gave permission to Sberbank to acquire the bank «BNP Pariba Vostok»".
Soon the fee will absorb all the banks in Russia, and Gazprom - all the oil and gas companies. Wait until they swallow each other. Russia could then be renamed Sbergas.

It company.
650 meters is a lot.
I: it is better to archive, or it will not pass through the mail
I mean the distance from the metro to the restaurant.

Recently, I began to notice that the phrase “I don’t drink” means “no, well, I drink, just not an alcoholic.”

Describe your career.
Rapid social growth with complete personal degradation.