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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68346
 12.08.2012
From the Friend Lens:
From a conversation with British colleagues who have already been to Ibiza:
Are you really hoping to fuck a Spanish woman on Ibiza?
“Nowow... Hahaha, that’s the Spanish island, there must be the Spanish ones.
With the same success, you can go to Disneyland in the hope of fucking Walt Disney.

It’s a sad thing ("

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №68345
 12.08.2012
A quarter of women and almost a fifth of men in Russia will give up sex to access the internet. This is evidenced by the results of a survey conducted by the monitoring agency %agentname%.
And in the United States, people are willing to sacrifice sex for the sake of Apple devices - as a result of one study it turned out that 15% prefer sex iPhone, and for the sake of the iPad of women is willing to give up every tenth man.

Not all features of Apple products are known to me)))

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68344
 12.08.2012
I received a message in ASK:
and hello. How about fuck?
I answered:
Carlson, is it you?
My name is Katya.

I felt a great disappointment.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №68343
 12.08.2012
In the words of my mother, an employee of the police with an experience, after watching her one series "Colombo":
Colombo really looks like an opera. There are no refined, sliced, chopped operas in life. And Columbus is a normal opera-killer, he is always in the same mint coat, he is forever late, he can crumble in his nose, he is scratching in his head, sometimes he carries achine and is stunning with impudence, he is unhealthy, unhealthy and unhealthy. This is a real opera, these are the ones in life and they reveal crimes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №68342
 12.08.2012
I want like
As a child, as a little
Girl, go under
Cut your knees, and
crying to crying...
Did it happen to Dimon?
Wife broke the car.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68341
 12.08.2012
I think, or are all the films with Jason Statham actually about the same man?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №68340
 12.08.2012
I work in a company selling satellite plates.

and greetings.
and health.
How can I address you?
-" Your Majesty"
Your Majesty, you would not want to connect...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №68339
 12.08.2012
People who have common memories cannot be strangers.
WOW: Oh... witnesses to the breakdown of the sewerage on street. Lenin automatically becomes relatives))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68338
 12.08.2012
I: What I just didn’t offer while I was a salesman. And about the retirement to take care of, and the phone to the operator to change, and books to see, and fragrances with a huge discount to buy. Even the phone was tried. But all did the uncle who came now.
>I: And I suggested to buy garlic
I: And on my refusal he asked a very original question.
>I: "Why"

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68337
 12.08.2012
I am a fantasy writer. I don’t want to solve anything, I want a myelophone, a light sword, the Ring of Almighty, a separator and a 20,000 edition in Armada.

[ + 52 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №68336
 12.08.2012
<wasisualij> my friend told me how he was in depression right after his immigration a year before that: all foreign, everything is not so. The bread is not the same, the climate is not the same, everything is unclear.
And here he goes into the kitchen in depression, opens the refrigerator, and a huge cockroach runs through the refrigerator door. And my friend even rejoiced: finally at least something familiar with which he knows exactly what to do. He took off his shoe, swallowed...
<wasisualij> A cockroach raised its wings and flew out the window.
<wasisualij> And a friend sat down and cried.
<Hobober>...the tobacco whispered in the window

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №68335
 12.08.2012
My sister dreams in a German sparring!! Oh, I’m in my apartment. Hitler, his mother is Uzbek, I feel frightened.
Wake her up and ask where the key to the tank is.
She will take me and shoot me, think that I am a Russian intelligence whom she wants to escape from captivity. How dangerous she is, you are mine! I need 100 pounds of reinforcement of tank and infantry troops, the march today will be a hot German film.
All I can write to you is that she is really Hitler.
In the dark, not everyone can charge their hands right through their nose.
She just threw you a zig-zag.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №68334
 12.08.2012
I washed my plate, and it stuck straight into my mouth with a “out-of-plan” piece of sausage.
I switched off the computer and went to bed two hours earlier than usual - I did a massage.
Answered mom from a weekend visit - baked my favorite cornflakes.
Arriving from the street after the rain did not wash his dirty pants, and left them scattered in the corridor - shuffled the newspaper on the cheek.
I think I’m being trained (

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №68333
 12.08.2012
[11.08.12 12:43:45] Catherine: I even observe a little Ramadan
[11.08.12 12:43:58] Do you eat at night?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68332
 12.08.2012
Romance: The Yellow
Poland: Decrypted
Romance by Same
Polina: the furious horses of the opričniki
Roman: It’s your name, Pol, but I like the version of the opričniki.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №68331
 12.08.2012
From the electronic book:
"...of falling into pride (hybris) (a term introduced by Jung. (Prime to red) In fact, it is an ancient Greek word (prim. by the editor)..."

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №68330
 12.08.2012
I am a translator. I don’t want to translate anything, I want a landan from the capital of Great Britain.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №68329
 12.08.2012
Ok to:
God cox is so wicked.

by Alexei:
Don’t tell it to anyone anymore.

Not everyone visited the clinic.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №68328
 12.08.2012
Joker: I was used to Peter being bitten by a radioactive spider since I was a child. and radioactive! And in the new interpretation - some bio-engineering.
seberya: well, the technology is changing, the genes of current radiation
Joker: Wondering, is this how Peter will become a spider in the 2030 remake?
Seberya: Eating a Bake with GMOs

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №68327
 12.08.2012
The Automotive Forum
There are no women and men behind the car, there are only drivers.
YYY: But some of them are so stupid...

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