-Comrade inspector, park the car from the transition. If you are a DPS, can you do anything?
Yes I can.
I am a firefighter, can I smoke at the gas station?

A biology teacher told me.
She was examining work from the entrance exam to the Faculty of Psychology. So there one student, on the question ''What function do the proteins perform in a cell' replied, that the proteins in the cage run in a wheel.
did not do.

of Habrabrabr. The news is titled "I just leave it here".
The commentary:
My cat said so before: "I will just leave it here". I left nothing good.

buzsb: I went once to the supermarket for wine, the girl asked, I stood picking and on one of the bottles the inscription "open the secret"
buzsb: well I opened the marker and wrote "I am a Batman!", bought another bottle and left
buzsb: Somewhere in a week I go back to the same supermarket, I see a bottle of my art standing in the elite drinking department, and it's all written with secrets such as "guff died", "I killed Kennedy", "catya fool", "ya crudko", "ya beautiful" and the like.
buzsb: a price of 5000r. I wore

SweetGerl (13:09:15 18/07/2012)
Are you eating today?

Thir (13:09:34 18/07/2012)
I would be rushing today.)

It is much more interesting to read about our pop than to listen to it.

From the published memories of the entrepreneur A. Kuzmitchev (19 place in the list of Russian billionaires – $7.9 billion)

"I recently came to visit an old mother - she has a plot in a garden society in the sub-Moscow village of Iksha since the times of Soviet power: she doesn't want to move anywhere. “Merce” with the driver released, ordered to come to lunch tomorrow. Suddenly someone calls my mom and she tells me that she needs to go to her girlfriend – she lives in two stops on the electric car. I want her to catch a motor or a couch, but she cut off, say, on the electric car I will drive (I was always stubborn) - throw, he says, only to the station. And on what? It turns out that the deceased father left "six", stands in the garage, and, as it turns out, gasoline is enough. Everything is fine, I’ll take my mother to the station. She suddenly gets the wallet and sweeps me the table: she promised, she says, today to give the neighbor for eggs, but only now remembered, pass on, she says, or I can not come overnight. And I didn't have time to react - my mother immediately left, rushed to the electricity.
Well, I stand in some confusion, throwing a rubbed note in my hand, and here some man approaches me. He looked at me, the car and the verb: you, I see, new, get up in the row, you will be eighth, and I have a desk in my pocket as a controller.
All this seemed fun to me, gave him a grandmother, waited for his turn, took some devacha for two hundred re to the nearby cottage, and then began to bomb until the night.
You will ask: Did I have to do this on FIG? You can’t imagine how I liked to earn money honestly and with my own hard work! It’s just an untold feeling!”

A girl dresses especially carefully when she knows what to wear.

I will call the cat Pine. I will have a pin-cot.

Do you have scars on your body? seams, cuts, bulls stuck around your skin, a trace on your ass from a pink shit
Carroce, show them and tell them how you got them.
A small scarring on my right eyebrow, when I was a child, I went to see why it didn’t explode.
RGP

I go to the store with my dad. on the lawn, sloppy, past the tables--" on the lawn do not walk!"
I: Go on the road?
Be a bad guy, walk on the lawn!
I: I am a girl!
Be a bad boy and be a girl.

Nudge her go, just nudge her!
I was sitting, waiting for you, so she shared the secrets of her divine being with the complexities of the uniqueness and taste of coffee. Well, okay, crazy, but when asked to bring me ice cubes, she said, “I never make them at home... I can’t... You know what to make them from?”
Lav: I couldn’t even say anything. Few,, do not really see a logical chain. But not! When I found the shape for the ice and showed it to her, she shrugged the vanilla-naive fucker and said, "Oh, what kind of fucker is this?", with the complete absence of the eureka spark, hoping that it is a super-secret weapon for enslaving the galaxy.

I had a cultural shock today.
In her trouble, I stopped looking at the conductor in the morning... she has a top with a drawing, the flowers are repeated and the inscriptions are somewhat... well, I decided to read... and the officella.
Posted by "SAMPLE TEXT"
and below 'place your text here'
And such stuff pattern all over the top... blackjack, shit...

I need a cake recipe!
More specifically?
Oh well cabbage! How to make cakes? How did they do it long ago?
Depending on how long
zzz:...and separated the day from the night and God said ''that there would be cockroaches!' and he saw that it was good...

You know that in the morning it is very easy for me to ruin my mood... One uncomfortable move – and you are a dead body.

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xxx: There inside everything is so beautiful, uncles are so rough sitting, and from the speakers on Repeat'e reports "Social security, pension fund - I put on you my huge screw")))
He was told, they need songs about the PF, he replied that there is only one and dropped them Noiza, now they sit - they are tormented.

From Contact:

Today (5 minutes ago) I received a message: "I love you, Katya". I replied that we were not meant to be together because I am Sugar.

Explain to a stupid girl - why do men love anal sex? What is KIF?

The Italian specialist Fabio Capello, appointed the head coach of the Russian national football team, will receive 7.8 million pounds a year (12.2 million dollars).
Going to the RFS has only one problem - where to spend money.

XHH: Maybe you can explain what a tattoo in a guy means - a lambda in a circle?
A good idea, by the way...
Q: Have you all agreed?! to