From personal experience: If you bring a bottle of minerals to work every morning, then soon on Mondays you stop catching the suspicious views of your boss and colleagues.

xxx: but I am not cute
YYY: As I said before, sweetness is a matter of taste.
XXX: I am not delicious.

We got two cockroaches from you, straight in the envelope.

Are they in the box?

My car crashed yesterday.
yyy :o
YYY to death?
xxx: of course
;DD

Shepherd (12:46:06 17/07/2012)
We walk in the evening with Danka, there is a mother with a small child, the child: "Oh, mom, look, lion!" Mom: "No, this is a dog chau-chau". Dan on them "Uh-Buh! The child: "Mommy, the lion is angry, he was also not paid?"

Mr. Zed: And I am reading Tom Sawyer.
Sadko: What did he write?
CABA_074: The Adventures of Mark Twain

Q: How many continents are there on the planet?
> After the mainland of Canada - I was broken...
> and R.S. The third day without sex... In vain asked (((

You did everything right – stupidity should not multiply. by Trollface

XXX: The guys here also have their own wool.
XXX: A man of forty years
xxx: Today, for example, he told a strange story that his wife worked at GAP, where she distributed sweaters to shops in America. And here, he says, shops in Central America virtually do not order sweaters sizes S and M, only X, XL and XXL. And here, he says, if you put order sizes on the map of America, you can get a population thickness map with peaks in the area of Alabama and Illinois.

Describe this book in three words.
The beginning... the middle... the end.

What is your pleasure, says a fighting woman?
Well, that’s the case... you know I can’t stand it on the road.
Well what?
- Yesterday one m...k decided to cut me in the garden, and the distance between the cars I keep small. He once, two and all in no way, almost crashed into the front passenger, but in no way, a word broke. I started to catch up, and I have Canadian partners on the wire, I am not to his ego. And this m. goes, opened the window with his hands... in general, then threw it into my forehead egg.
A nightmare... a crazy thing!
I go on the gases, overtaking the brakes in front of him. He bricks in his pants and walks to the nearest corner. And I, to my minds, left a video from the registrar, wrote a statement on the attempt at health and on the forced examination on the conviction of this man. And in Gaia stating, he was there in the tunnel. He will joke with me.
The young man! The question is, where does the egg come from?
Removed from anger. It is :)

Sergey Guriev about his conversation with Putin in 2001:
I asked him what would happen in 2010? What he said, we will be happy.
And I thought for a long time then, what is "happy"? Now I understand what I needed to think – who are "we"?

Talk with a companion, a lover of walking on the dirt in the car

The sun came out of the cloud.
Take care of the weather
SpyON: in nature it is good if you eat a swallow
Hm, you will not argue.

On the hub, the user complains that he has a low rating for the comment:

XXX: Well right, right right. Miss both of them. You can’t argue, or you risk being a minus yourself.
YYY: You take your estimates too seriously. be easier
YYY: So fuck who put the minus?! to

It is uncomfortable to sleep with three cats on the same couch.
WOW: go away
Q: Do I go away?! to
You are uncomfortable!

and Tiny! - 17 July 2012, 12:07

Called for delayed payment
Ask the smoke.
I hit him in full.
The man said he will bring tomorrow afternoon.
I looked at the contract and broke...
I called the passport number!!! to

Lav: I stand, therefore, on the balcony, a new neighbor-meloman, who has already borrowed residents of nearby houses, is using his media center again to reproduce a random huynni (the opinion of most listeners, not purely personal)
Lav: and here this lover of hip-hop, pop and house goes out on the balcony, and, smiling in the whole mouth, crosses eyes with dissatisfied faces.
Lav: One of the persons declares: "etabling, switching off, заебалнах"
Lav: what our hero is broadcasting, floating in a smile: "nachuy go"
Lav: his opponent disappears, and in a few seconds from the windows of the disappeared is London calling. A minute later another white soldier joins. Together they stifle the war of darkness, but he does not give up and wrestles his weapons to the maximum. But that does not save him. Already waiting for victory, the white knights did not expect such an unconditional defeat. The Dark Knight used a secret weapon.
Tagged: karaoke
As long as the court lives under the dark side...

Fuck me, I’m fucking fucking. News of the day, Matech: "Timoshenko has a rash on the skin".
and Achirenet. Wait to! Don’t bother me, I’m writing a press release about my pimple on my ass.

If half drunk men are sent to sobriety, then why not take half-clothed girls on the street to the bordell?? to

OST

A call from a blonde girlfriend.
Oh what to do!! When do you put the columns for a player to listen to hope?
I give the phone to my boyfriend so that I don’t break my brain. From the dialogue:
Columns are connected?
Well yes. not work.
Did the green tap in the green entrance?
Oh yeah... well, I think. Still does not work.
Included in the router?
And in the roof of hope?
A minute of silence:
- I was told that before they worked from the note without a rooster.
Question for the sewing (so keep it clean):
What wind is it?
Hey... how is it? and windows.
Oh well okay. of elementary. The start button is square or round.
As a square...

Thank God for giving people patience. to endure us.

My husband and I met in an advertisement.
Do you smell coffee?
I lived on the first floor, the window was open and I baked the chicken. I looked out the window and he stood there, so sad and sad))
And my chicken smells. I looked at him and he looked at me. In general, I invited him, he said he was a poor, hungry student, ate half chicken and ran away.
WOW: And the next day I came with flowers and confessed that he was the director of the company, and under the window was standing because I like him for a long time and I realized that he came back for me.
Maybe he returned for the chicken in the second half?