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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67086
 16.07.2012
Alyona: No, you’re building crazed plans.
Rehearsal "Mua-ha-ha" in front of the mirror

There is a bath and sunshine.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67085
 16.07.2012
One of the guest fans is FC FNL. The appointment of Capello. Coach of Russia

The Siberian:
The Russian national team from today is the Clan Capello. Dusha Lays, he is Your Problems, Kerj the Gnitten Bullet, Al Dzagone, the Berezini brothers... The Irresistible Irishman O'Nyukov, the Twindeer Roma Shirokez and other colorful boys.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67084
 16.07.2012
YYYY: Yesterday I called Zzz. I asked if it hurt to cut the veins.
X: Did you answer it?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Why? →

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67083
 16.07.2012
Has anyone left the cakes on the bench?
Do you understand what this means?
Flower flowers exist!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67082
 16.07.2012
xxx:I and my boyfriend, we don't like social, sex, a lot of sex and borsches.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №67081
 16.07.2012
Review of the Indian Horror Film Ghost.
X: I can’t stand it! Dance for 20 minutes!
We are on the 10th.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №67080
 16.07.2012
There is nothing more pleasant than to hear in Western Europe a native and slightly dissatisfied "just, crazy, a moment"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67079
 16.07.2012
Beautiful is far from being terrible close.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №67078
 16.07.2012
They told the story that happened 15 years ago, also in a hot July.

The director of the Palnikov psychinternat went to Maysky near Krasnokamsk for a pork unit to buy pigs for the internat - to feed the psyches.
I took an enclosure with me. They go to Nivea.

While the director walked, picked pigs, the farmer ate with familiar pig farmers in the slum.
Four pigs in two boxes. One in the luggage compartment, the other in the rear seat.
The drunk man is sitting in front of him, sleeping.
They go. The overseer rolls around the cabin, preventing the director from driving the car. He wanted to attach him, but he was thick, the belt was lacking. The director thought, got the pharmacy box, pulled a roll out of it and wrapped the wardrobe to the seat.

Close to the Stone Bridge. It was still narrow there. The cars barely float. In addition, the pigs got out of the boxes, ran, collapsed in the "Niva". There is nowhere to stop, hot, drunk snoring.

Haishnik brakes at the post at the bridge: "Your documents" and looks at the housing attached to the plaster. The face becomes confused.
You are who? He asks the director.
The one with anger says, “I am the fool’s director!!!”
At this time from the rear seat to the front driver's over the shoulder of the director comes out a pig face and whispers.

Haishnik, without looking at the documents, gives them back and says, "Happy journey!"

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №67077
 16.07.2012
The re-success of the MMM proves that the main Russian trouble is still not roads.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67076
 16.07.2012
DoveKill: At first I wanted to pathetically ask, “And you, 60 heads, couldn’t disable these little things!” but while you answered, I had time to smoke and you better say, “How many feet has a chin?”

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №67075
 16.07.2012
Lorraine: If I ever become a superhero, I will be a woman – a panda that mercilessly conquers the enemies with its elegant bluishes around the eyes, not leaving the opponents even a chance to win: they come to fight and I sleep. an inevitable ton of plush carelessness in the name of goodness and justice.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67074
 16.07.2012
A: At the time of falling into the black hole, everything should be fine. You just get into singularity after the end of time.
BBB: I’m nervous about singularities
WSJ: I am in trouble

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67073
 16.07.2012
Olga
Advertising on the website: "How to keep a man for a lifetime! It will only take 5 minutes or 12 words!"
5 minutes to say 12 words. Or is it only for Estonian girls?

Lisa
They just forgot to mention a formalin bath in which it would have to be tempted by 12 words and held (until completely disconnected) for 5 minutes.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №67072
 16.07.2012
XXX: The proximity of Silicon Valley is felt. A strip bar waitress studies Java.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №67071
 16.07.2012

Andrei
...apartment, car, interesting job, holiness! short life has just begun

Antony
Single room on the outskirts of the village, six, a truck?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67070
 16.07.2012
Well, consider the Hindus do not take anything else - karma is corrupted
They believe that in the next life they will be paid for it.
They have the wheel of Sansa.
XXX: Man is reincarnated many times
I took an iPhone and became it, even a stone.
Yyy: What if you fold the camera in a woman’s shower?
XXX is genius

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67069
 16.07.2012
The Queen of Shopping:
" by Katya She is 26. I recently arrived in Moscow. She wants fame and wealth. He dreams of meeting a wealthy prince."
No, these are not people, they are some other kind.
But if someone specifically breeds them in such a quantity, then WHY?!? to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67068
 16.07.2012
The head hurts (
Yyy: Ghostly Pain
XXX: Go to the fuck!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67067
 16.07.2012
and Olya! You are the mother of three children! Why can’t you make cheese?? to
That’s why I can make kids.

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