Serena the boy is good! Not that his friends, drug addicts...

XXX: You jump years
YYYYY:14
HHH: ACH is written 15
It is because 15
You are 14.
I am 15
XHH: 5 lines up you said you have 14
WOW and CHO?
What is P and #### B O L?
Do you protect me from the pain? I will break you #lo
Tagged: quiet quiet
Do you really have 15? As I remember last year, you were 13.
I am 14
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

XXX: Have you finished doing nothing?

Yyy: No, and what about you?

xxx: yeah, I don't have time, I'll have to postpone it for tomorrow))

Burzumcheg: the whole hut was swept with garlic after a failed experiment with food... now friends are afraid to come to my home, I had vague doubts

Lud_Fig-Wam-Bed_Hoyen: When she said she wanted to play the Doctor, I was delighted. And she did not have much of what the enema put in, so then she wanted to check the prostate. Elijah is out.

YYY: Well, I have learned little. I will still teach. How much I can now.
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
xxx is good
xxx: I would embrace
No, no, I’ll have to fuck.
XXX is just good.

XXX: What are you doing?
YYY: I make pizza
XXX: Aaaah
What kind of pizza?
with the neighbor)
XXX is :D

Recently in shops I distinguish men's clothes from women's only by the presence of nipples on the mannequin.

Red Eyed Friend (23:38:12 24/06/2012)
Make a mine.
Red Eyed Friend (23:38:15 24/06/2012)
The Massage*

All the variety of women's clothes is essentially divided into two types - either coloring the shortcomings, or highlighting the merits.

Ninety-third year, summer, the heat is terrible. I lived in Undead then. And on Dmitrovka on the road to the center, there is a clever turn to B. Academic Street. He is right on the lighthouse, so there periodically hanged the sign "right cannot" and exhibited the collector in the pursuit. I got into that. I go, I don’t touch anyone, and, turning, I fix this sign with the edge of my eyes, with the thought “Yesterday was not...” I stumble on the stick, I stop, worrying about myself. And I see that such poor guys like me are five cars in a row for disassembly. I wait. The collector is not in a hurry, hot, lazy, sweaty... Flying out because of the twist of the nine with tinted glasses, also stumbling on the stick. From there comes out a cheerful brother in shorts and shorts, hanged with cheeks, bracelets, etc. Evaluate the situation for half a minute. The dialogue follows (as I have heard, so I write). Brother (with the voice of a complete fool):
I am a missionary!
He turns around:
What is?
Do you have it? – Mosquito.
The people were concerned, mindlessly warned:
– No...
My brother is even more stupid:
And the race? ... The ration?
Mint is confused:
– No...
Brother calmly and measurably:
If not, you would go to X@Y, Makaka with a stick! He splashed through his teeth, sat down and left.
There is no scene.
Mint (slightly coming in and through the teeth):
Meaning so is. Ten seconds and everything disappeared.
We did not wait for the second invitation.

The authors of the school textbook "New History of Russia" can not determine with what phrase their work should begin:
“In the dark period of the imperial self-government...” or “In the good old days...”

You can find something exciting :D
Cheeera: the first?))
See also: Nothing

The Chinese Toponomics.

A: I have been for a month in your area on a business trip, in the glorious city of Huizhou, Dongguan region, Shenzhen district
E: Huizhou is a glorious city. In glory only slightly lags behind Huan.
A: Well you’re not, there’s no Sichuan Lake in Huan.
A: And there is in Huizhou)
E: But in Huizhou there are Huizhou people, and in Huan there are Huizhou people.

700,000 people in Berlin protested against homophobia in Russia.

What a phobia, a phobia. It is really scary.

xxxh: and our major, in addition to the teams "Remove laughter.eches and p.dikhahanky!", today even issued.
I will be with you like in school. Where they will not say a fool, but will say a capable but lazy".

Today at the psychiatrist’s office:
Psychiatrist: Why do you go through the medical commission?
I: to work in the camp Ural Dawn as a teacher of additional education.
Psychiatrist: So you’re going to camp?
I : Yes
Psychiatrist: In which one?
In the Ural Dawn.
Psychiatrist: Who are you going to work for?
.........

Marriage should be hastened when the passion has gone and the habit has come.
Yyy: An irrelevant statement
XXX: I am standing and standing. This... this... maniac red listened to music, and began to turn in front of me, to dance, then to press, then to distract, fucking. I looked at his pants and burned my shirt :-(

XX: What account do you have in the war that you do not end at least once? and :)
YYY: Officially account 1 - 0 to our!
XX: Are you equal as and when they managed to lose?
yyy: While we’ve exhibited the whole clan, these miserable nubes have exhibited only half of the clan in battle on New Year’s Eve and have not been able to play since then, we don’t allow such children’s bats ;)

YYY: I thought the kids were playing in hiding, and they posted my underwear on Twitter and tweeted.