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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67106
 16.07.2012
Now from the open door of the beauty salon the sounds of the perforator and the cuvalda. There was an insurmountable desire to see the patient.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67105
 16.07.2012
Yandex TV advertising with gesture and voice control
It’s like in the good old days! Herakles on him with his fist and shouts: "Work, fool!"

[ + 36 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67104
 16.07.2012
I bought a damned toilet carpet.
I moved to a new apartment and lived two weeks without this carpet. No, fucking, my legs seemed uncomfortable. I bought, I laid. After 2 days, the valve of the tank broke, the floor and carpet were poured. Dry and bed. After 2 days, the joint of the slime tubes from the bath was sharply detached. Floor and carpet. After 2 days, the sewage pipe, coming from all the apartments of this entrance, was stuck. It filled the fucking floor, carpet and all the apartments on the first floor, including mine. Dry, but I am scared again.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67103
 16.07.2012
Did you drink vodka at the company?
Not that I just ate you.
I am a vodka student and I drink at home.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №67102
 16.07.2012
We used to be easier...
Yesterday on the river two girls were throwing stones at the frogs, and whoever is going to throw it further, I'm so stunned.
xxxh: and then I hear, they are discussing ''corpuscular wave dualism' and the Casimir effect and some more muddy - mesons, bosons and quark gluon plasma( in general listened and ohuel.
Wow: not ''ohuel' it's not modern, now everyone says '' cognitive dissonance'
Fuck, another one.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67101
 16.07.2012
xxx: I am a doctor, I know the names of the genitals and sexual deviations in three languages. Therefore, I use only "bla" from the Russian mother tongue.

[ + 40 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67100
 16.07.2012
The ex-husband five years ago gave us a regular rubber faloimiter (seemingly, felt our divorce)... Yesterday it was useful... I made a drawing, I lost a hammer. Eggs are fine with a pencil.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №67099
 16.07.2012
She is:
Have you doubted my imagination?
He is:
I’m just interested in the way you present your “mental fantasies,” is it somehow related to your cerebral dysfunction?
She is:
I have cerebral dysfunction, don’t worry!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67098
 16.07.2012
001: How to live with this woman? I regret you. I have all day today... how to say... digestion in general, like a worm. Mom mocked and mocked. Once again I go out of the toilet, go to her at the workshop, I see a box under my shoes, glued with glue, in which she holds strands or something like that. I think I also need to stick a few boxes and at this point my mom says you would have taken any measures (apparently meant a pill to drink or something like that, well, about my condition). And I think about the boxes, I say "Oh, I’ll buy a glue and...". My mom broke the hamsters. She has the remains of the glue, she now follows me and asks if I can’t glue something. That’s how to live with her, right?

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №67097
 16.07.2012
Who sells the horns?
Whose do you need?
“Wherever I spit them, I will paint my skin red and be like Hellboy.
I already have bacon.
Better to buy brains.


[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №67096
 16.07.2012
She: What kind of music do you like?? to
Mostly I listen to B. Dylan.
You wanted to say D. by Bilan? I love him too!!! to
Name: Heart Attack

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67095
 16.07.2012
Sex is like diving. The main thing is not the depth of immersion, but the experience. The experience depends on the frequency of submersions.

That’s why, often, those who are fapping in the bathroom consider themselves experienced males.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67094
 16.07.2012
M. Adler How to Read Books. A Guide to Reading Great Works (Exclusive Gift Edition)
Price: 11803 rubles

I wondered why I stopped reading books.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №67093
 16.07.2012
Necro KOT: And we have a girl loser in the office - "your boy". I went to buy a wedding dress and eventually came from Playstein 3. =) is
Necro KOT: And without a dress =(

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №67092
 16.07.2012
At two o’clock at night he went to smoke, didn’t close the door to the room – he woke up the whole apartment.
How is it?
How is it! "The virus database has been successfully updated" - this is how!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №67091
 16.07.2012
Based on the information I know, I love you.
The husband of Cushman.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67090
 16.07.2012
Anna: and I walked the cucumbers in the garden)
The masquerade?
Anna: The Wind

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №67089
 16.07.2012
Tagged: Serena Jolie
WOW: very...
HH: And where do they get those?
They don’t do that anymore, sadly.
XHHH: you can try to get the Zhenya refined with a napkin)))
Jennie is still good.
But he is in the underground and is guarded by a dragon.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67088
 16.07.2012
This is a bread factory!! This is food production! There should be PPS as clean! You can eat from the floor.
WOW, what are you right about? There you can eat from the floor, which, by the way, is done by cockroaches and mice.

A (C)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67087
 16.07.2012
I’m waiting for a list of you!! Exactly at 14-00
MMM: I have already invited everyone. Until no one tells me that he will not come.
I need a quantity.
Mmm: 12 persons
Tagged: accurate
mmm: 12.0 persons

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