The xxx:
People, yyy yyy has any greater weight of voice? I just got 3 pluses lately and my rating has increased by almost 10 points.

YYYY :
:D No, I am neither a moderator nor a plussogan master.

The xxx:
I always thought you were a moderator.

and ZZZ:
yyy, we have long wanted to say, but did not resolve in general the server stand, storing your account for the third day, and light at night that the guards do not sleep until the morning and smile standing on their knees, and in the morning there are irises. Very beautiful iris.

The Zombie Parade in Perm:
A good celebration)
You can take the whole day without burning.

Since 2000, there has been a steady decline in the number of deaths in Samara.
Will they rise again?

The children "what"
You are a fool.
I am not a dwarf.
You are a fool!)
And you are the ass of the strawberry.
And you’re an obsessive...

Failure is when the grandmother comes and asks you to show her in contact the granddaughter (my cousin), and you turn, as if on a bowl, because walking, smoking and drinking 16-year-old girl will undermine all of her ideas about the cute little girl that the grandmother used to consider.

I went to training one morning, I watched the family go - dad, mom and son of 6 years. The boy has a toy bow and arrows, and he desperately tries to catch the pigeons.
Father: Lecha, you can’t shoot the pigeon.
Son: but paaa... I want to...

First thought: Belarus

Do you really not understand? Wikipedia hasn’t been closed yet, it’s just striking. The fact is that with the introduction of this bill, no one on the Internet will be able to write everything he thinks about our government, the country as a whole, or any other bad topic. Any website can be submitted to this bill. And then the Internet will be as sweetly lying as television.

The newborn, who got into our company from places where they don’t know Russian very well, got dressed in the daytime at night when the training alarm was announced. From excitement, I forgot the word “anxiety” and wore the barracks with the screams “fall!” Oh well! Fuck you guys! We fall! by Bidaa!and "

Two girls at work in a smoker. Could I take a martini? Second: yeah, this your martini, I poisoned them in the new year, it was so damn. First: so you may not have been poisoned, but overdrunk?

If drivers were employed in the same way as programmers, it would look like this:

Vacation - Driver

The Requirements:
professional skills in the management of passenger cars and trucks, trolleybuses, trams, metro and funicular trains, excavators and bulldozers, special machines on the hose, infantry combat vehicles and modern light/medium tanks in the arms of the CIS countries and NATO.
Rally and extreme driving skills are required. Experience in driving cars "Formula 1" is welcome. Knowledge and experience of repair of piston and rotor engines, automatic and manual transmission, ignition systems, anti-blocking systems, navigation systems and automotive audio systems of leading search engines are mandatory. Experience in painting and painting works is welcome. Candidates must have Mercedes, BMW certificates, as well as certificates of participation in major international rallies not more than two years ago.

The salary:
1500-2500 rubles, determined by the results of the interview.

In addition to having an idea of long maritime expeditions on nuclear submarines, the skills of piloting the latest SU fighters

This vacancy provides for small repairs of boilers, calculators, satellite navigation systems, nuclear reactors and work on jet and milling machines.

xxx: I go to the institute yesterday morning - in the shelter on the staircase cage lies a pot with burned sticky pellet and a broken fork inside.
I'm back tonight, there's no pot
xxx: this morning - again lies, but broken forks already two

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How can she write that she is a murderer and not hurt her feelings?

Wicked (22:04:53 10/07/2012)
Write the same message, and then "oh, not you"

Yesterday a friend (C) with an officer defacko (D) introduced:
D: You are going to the White Sea. Living in a tent? Without electricity and water? Wow is cool. Eating what? The coconut?
What kind of coconut? The White Sea in the North.
Q: In which north?
I am O_O
There are two northern regions: one on the top, the other on the bottom.
I: Oh the North and South Pole, are you talking about it?
D: Yes
What is above :D

[22:01:44] yyy: I now look at photos of all yours, and noticed that you spit your right eye)) Why?)
[22:02:49] xxx: I always cover it
[22:02:53] xxx: a little bit)
[22:03:04] xxx: automated
xxx: because I always suspect everyone in everything
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Maybe you’re just cutting?
[22:04:08] xxx: No, I suspect you’re writing ;)

W4D: And yet, I’m a child of a time when encyclopedias were thick, paper-based and didn’t even learn how to protest.

From a psychiatrist’s book:
There was a case when the patient claimed that she had been raped (doctors and women’s dreams; I would like to see that macho with a complete absence of vision and beginnings of intelligence, as well as the instinct of self-preservation), let the police and deny this bloody action. At the same time, during the second act of the Marleson Ballet, she was allegedly placed in the vagina with a pack of sewing needles (the rapist, apparently, was an enthusiast, approached the case inventively, with an aversion). The needles are scattered throughout the body, and the patient feels their movement and thinning. With the approval of the chief, we took the matter. The patient found out how many needles were approximately, what size, and then bought and rusted the required amount. On the appointed day, the lady was put on the table of the procedure cabinet, the apparatus for electro-shock therapy (he was baptized a medical pulse magnet) and began to act. Periodically there was a needle (“here she is, here she is, the tip has already appeared, don’t miss!”), the bell fell into the bowl, the nurse monitored the pulse and pressure, the assistant wiped out the clown’s forehead – the “operating doctor” – labor sweat... The search for all the needles took an hour. The patient was congratulated with the successful operation, and the next day during the circumference she remembered that "even in the rectum, the needles then pushed me," and now they are so shaking, just guarding. The curtain.

I really, very much want to dress like got and makeup to do in this style!
What kind of goat? Pastel, desrocker, aristocrat, cybergot? And they are there.
ZZZ: as old as old. They fought with Rome.

1st Deputies decided to introduce the possibility of restricting access to any sites under the pretext of the distribution of child pornography, methods of drug production or call to suicide.
2nd The Wikipedia community opposed it.
Three The Duma called the Wikipedia community “the pedophile lobby.”

Immediately see how they will be restricted access and for what reasons.
Type of :
We are against!
You are no longer.

XXX: Mishanya once rumored that he had a six-symbol password for the mail. For a week, a 30-year-old man broke his mail.
YYY : and?
XXX: As later turned out, a six-character password to a secret, separate mailbox that receives and sends mail from ALL its mailboxes. All known accounts have 20 symbols. And you say "Six symbols are not secure"

> [EffGeN4eg 20:16:31]
What’s the point of crying in someone’s jacket?
> [EffGeN4eg 20:16:41]
> no pleasure at all
> [EffGeN4eg 20:17:00]
> this is crying for someone in the decoult - this is a cowboy