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[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67026
 15.07.2012
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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №67025
 15.07.2012
...but only as long as you have one sexas in your head, and as you grow up, you want warmth around, care. Just somebody is already 20 men, and somebody is 50 boys, whose tail rules a dog.

Man, what are you doing? Here students sit and you write clever things! Do you want them to become intelligent and live properly?And then apocalypse, hell of fire, the sky on earth will fall, you? Do you need it? 😉

[ + 14 - ] [14 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67024
 15.07.2012
You know that the whole army of Alexander the Macedonian was made up of p**s.
I will tell you, our army is not far behind the Macedonian army.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67023
 15.07.2012
I found out today that somebody had left the cribs on the bench. I thought a lot.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №67022
 15.07.2012
Is the liver on the right or on the left?
FFKA: Right
Okay, so we’re going to bite tomorrow.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67021
 15.07.2012
One of the tests was conducted for the owners of crocs. The question:

(8) What can not be shown to the horny?by :
All can
The Blood
Scenes of violence
pornography

[ + 35 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67020
 15.07.2012
Lonely girls, of course, will not be able to solve the sex problem, so that they do not become foolish, but it is easier for them to refrain from it than for us. There are all kinds of vibrators.

Have you saved? Is it easier for us to abstain than for you? Do you see vibrators? You also have a lot of add-ons for this. And as an abstinence with experience, I will say: it is not known who is worse and worse.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67019
 15.07.2012
Scientists suggest that the main reason for the growth of child cruelty and aggression is puzzles on 2,000 or more details.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67018
 15.07.2012
My girlfriend is very good at cooking vegetables. And chopped peppers, and baked strawberries, and all kinds of vegetables, ragi, soups, pures... generally not counted. All delicious, fresh, fragrance, with spices strange.
A colleague served a dish. On one side, burned, unsalted, in a cracked clay, also carried by an old refrigerator. But yes, shit, I haven’t tasted good for a long time.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67017
 15.07.2012
I work in computer. The shop. Quite often you have to respond to feedback from our website. But today the question about the video card just killed me:

How to envy?

I never thought you could make so many mistakes in two words.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №67016
 15.07.2012
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx They recently went on vacation with their family. And they have a parrot at home, a healthy one who speaks. Well, they have an intelligent family, the poppy carelessly throws phrases like ''you look great today' '' pleasant day' and so on. In short, gave for a week to fix a friend's husband.
YYY and YYYY?
xxx a week later came for a puppy, a girlfriend approaches the cage and grit the penny ''pocket, we came, what to say?'', and the puppy so gladly she ''pocket is good, cash wants grandma''. In short, the guy was hiding from her in the toilet for three hours))

[ + 34 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67015
 15.07.2012
The table game. The leader reads the description of the map:
If you fell alone...
What if I am not a paladin?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №67014
 15.07.2012
Excerpt from the unclear beginning of the dialogue on the humanity of insect poisoning with various poisonous chemicals.
1: When I in the student shelter at my 8th floor pulled the bugs with a steep solution, they dropped down several floors, specifically tempting friends from the 7th floor along the way.
2: How did they know they were poisoned? and :)
1: first I read them their rights, then explained which articles of the law they violate, suggested to stop illegal actions, then warned about the extent of responsibility for disobedience, then restored the law and order in strict accordance with the instructions on the bank. There is no opposition here.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №67013
 15.07.2012
Mixx: Hello
The Ghost: Hi
Ghost: at home
Mixx: Where are you?
Ghost is OK.
Mixx: How is it?
Ghost: I am going
Mixx: What are you doing?
Why am I so predictable? and ( )

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №67012
 15.07.2012
There is July in the window.
I would drink, walk and spit the girls.
I chop the cat,
I am going to compile the core.

[ + 10 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №67011
 14.07.2012
How beautiful and powerful is the Russian language. After all, no Anglican excellent or splendid or beautiful in any way can reflect the whole range of human feelings in the inhuman heat of the soul, as simple Russian two words, заебись и пиздато.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №67010
 14.07.2012
Zmitrok: Oh, the protection of children. The wolf in "Well, wait!" smokes a lot? Don’t confuse my boots – Fedor’s uncle’s dad from Prostokwasino says: “If I had such a cat, I could never get married.”

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №67009
 14.07.2012
xxx: customers have come to order a badge, they have a store near the track, expand the business, want to open a car service...
xxx: it is called ''Kozlov and Petrovich' and Petrovich is the surname.
WOW: What annoys you?
xxxh: I'm a bit of a puppy, and they now live with the tablet '' STO Kozlov and Petrovich'

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №67008
 14.07.2012
xxx (03:44:10 01/07/2012)
Have you seen time?
yyy (03:44:53 01/07/2012)
Look at the time... Einstein has just turned in the grave

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №67007
 14.07.2012
The man is a very strange and incomprehensible system, and the good should be done in small portions, because when you help your grandmother to bring the bag, then you are a babysitter, and when you work as a volunteer for 2 years, and have to leave due to the circumstances, then you are a fucking fool.

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