@stanis: what is the "normal relationship" between a guy and a girl?
@Daemon: This is when a guy is normal when seeing a girl

A cat has nine lives and a tea bag has only two. It turns out that a cat can be cooked 4.5 times larger.

I finally decided to repair my teeth. He recovered, prepared morally, and went to the dentist. When I got into the chair, all my self-reassuring arguments were shattered by the name of the “Terminator” toothdresser.

From the news tape:
The cannibals of Papua New Guinea disrupted local elections by eating seven people who they thought were engaged in black magic and deceiving sick people.

Are you weak?

I saw the car today. State meter C314RT. I’m running out – Scuco! And indeed he! and :)
and LEXX

XXX: I call the manicure to register. The girl has a lively tone for me: and the manicure is not done, the master is sick! When will she recover? A week later, she went to the sea. O_O

I go from work in the evening, two meters away from me are two boys of ten years old, in the hands of one a football ball on the second mike with the name of a famous footballer. The players are discussing who gets how much and for what period of time the contract is signed.
First boy, here you get a contract and what? What will you do with him? Do you know where all the contracts should be placed?
The second boy did not get confused, of course I know, my dad says that all the contracts attribute some red fool to the fourth floor!
The first boy thought a little, and my mother told her that a red fool was sitting on the second floor!

So we ask for mercy in guests.
Roman: but with one condition, drinking and drinking with you
We bring with us, not take away.

The most popular tariff plan is "s worker"...

Now we have a new insult - quads. We brought a new expensive ATM to the department. There came a specially trained incassator, who had a long time struggling with the installation. When I closed the box, I forgot the bottle inside.
In the explanatory, he wrote: I didn’t notice the bottle because I thought I was drinking quas. Now all of our incassors are called quads.

Which is better, NTFS or NTSC?
Well, you know, it’s like asking what’s better: a borst or a motorcycle?
Well, clear foam, the motorcycle is better.
Killer 3 is fucking.

My 5 kopecks in a piece of fun about Civilization:

I don’t remember exactly in which part, but I was very amused when the French leader Jeanne D'Arc demanded to share the technology of ‘Ceremonial Burning’.

Alia (13:09:41 5/07/2012)
Here on the radio the speaker spoke - instead of the rain - the record said:) what we have in Kamchatka here this drops really on some record looks like *015*
Anja (14:05:24 5/07/2012)
D. Summer tooth, summer tooth squeezes me lightly and gently, a hundred tooth, you tooth,
You do, but throw it up.

gonza> by culture watched the broadcast
zizmo> I was warned of the phrase "the culture watched the broadcast"
Is there any transmission of the type "T-34" and its smooth sunset in the Renaissance"?
16-15: Concert for the SAU transmission box accompanied by artillery choir
20:00 The White Tiger Truth or fiction?
21-00 News of tank construction in the world
21-30: Change the oil together with Clape
22 hours of cycle. "Love me gently!" How the QVs multiply.
23:00 For those who do not sleep. Acoustic concert of the chore of the repair brigade accompanying the repair of the BT-26
gonza> fucking smelled
00-00 Final program "And again Comrade Stalin leads into battle"
History of a Disappeared Civilization. "The mystery of the desert coloration of the Rommel tanks near Stalingrad"
Dis> 24-00 Transmission with Anfisa Chechova "Is it true that T - 34?and "
AAAAAA> AAAAAA!!! He killed!! to
Dis> 18-00 Transmission for teenagers. "Is it really harmful to clean the duo every day"
Petrovich> 7:45 For the children. "Emaska and Leichttraktoriska collect a dance for a boy!"
Dis> "Good night kids. A story about how one heavy tank met five lightweights.

The xxx:
What did you do with the Diablo 3 defense system?
WOW :
It’s like playing naked in the bathroom with piddars.

He was on a business trip to a small rural town and went to a cafe for lunch.
Shurpa, pigeons and coffee.
Coffee cannot be made.
Why is?
Because you ordered the pigeons.
I found nothing to object. At least I made cross-links of mutually exclusive orders.

Previously it seemed like I would buy a car and drive it always and everywhere. That was when I was 16. Now I am 45 and the frequency of trips can be determined by the fact that the "non-freezing tank" is enough for me for two years. Two calendar years.

YYY: So sell it.

XXX: How do I sell it? What will I do for the "unfreeze"?? to

The toilet is on the street, the toilet is on the street :(

A woman looking at a bouquet of roses.
Never give me a rose.
Why is?! to
They are not standing. I don’t like when I’m not...

If Schrödinger registered in the VK, he would unambiguously set himself status.
"There is no status"