About the work:
I have been on full leave twice in the last six years.
With your work you can not go on vacation at all - you only watch movies and stick girls
It looks like it’s from the electric side...
Do you think it’s easy to sit without doing anything?

xxx: again the last bell... I suffer from noise, I need to put the window with bricks
Why do I have to scream under my window?
Don’t be like an old grandfather.
Children are the flowers of life!
XXX: It’s already dumb
In an hour they will be twice.

The cover of the album The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. (Who does not know - it depicts a triangular prisma in which a beam of light disintegrates into a spectrum):
- I wonder how a parallel beam of white light will scatter when passing through an icosahedron with a gradient of the refractive rate?

When to go on vacation?
See also: Hz. Proposing to combine?
WOW: When are you here?
XHHH: I also have XHHH, accordingly, combined

From the corridor:
- Girl, why are you sitting in the spirit for the second hour? Go for a walk, the weather is good.
“Oh, you know, my young man was fucking me all night, I was barely alive.
It is good.
What is good?
Glad she is alive.

Mikhail Prokhorov dropped his wallet into the river. Inflation in Russia has doubled.

Sonya Postnova:Well, I went to the store for milk, I go out of the entrance, and there is a guy standing, well, drunk you quietly and says:
"oh, she came out, and the year has not passed, that if I were to wait for you so long again, I would rather die", I: "What, forgive me?",
He said, “Don’t get in the car, don’t get out, we’re late.”
I am surprised.He said to me: "Well, did you open your eyes?"
I answer: "Young Man, I Don’t Know You"
He said, “What was the fucking thing and what remained, so far".

Q: What is your name?
Do you know how to rhythm?
HH: No...
Then – Anton

I started drinking calcium and milk. She cut her nails on her feet.

Only the person who has driven the car can pass the road properly.

Advertising Shield: "Cosmetic Clinic...bla-bla-bla...Quantum Epilation (!and"
Since quantum physics does not operate events, but their probability, the hair can be pulled out, or not pulled out, and is in a superposition with the adjacent hair, that is, the probability of pulling out of the neighboring hair is the opposite of the probability of pulling out of the subject.
But now I know how to make a cat-sphinx from Schrödinger's cat!

I bought a Chinese alarm clock.
XXX: Before he goes to bed. I slept.
XXX I wake up. The alarm ringed half an hour earlier.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??? Throw him out?
xxx: no) It turned out to be a factory fit - "no more than half an hour"))
yyyy : ))

The most difficult thing in the exam for motorcycle rights is to overpower yourself and not shrink from the pitch at wild speed with the screams "AAAAAAA, brothers, GAISHNIK!!!", pulling the helmet on the go :))))

Three friends about the fourth assistant:
XHH: A unique case! The elves are friends with three trolls.

From Asha

XX: The director took on the discipline! He arrived at 10-15, and left at 17. Now said that the working day is strictly from nine to six. Not a man, but a cremator. Once he said, he will do it! He’s right in the office now.)

I have a program, I call the technical support, please help. And I’t think that I’m working in a bank, and a problem with the comp, but not. Question: What kind of car do you have? I replied: TOYOTA CALDINA... It’s been five years, and because of shame, I never called them again!

I sent the naked.
How is it? And she what? and :(
I have agreed :)

Comment on the video with the performance of "Buranov grandmothers" on YouTube: "A Balance from the oven will go out?"

The older brother married three times, all three times the wedding full-fledged!
Maybe he likes weddings? He would be a tamad and would earn, not spend.

xxx: come to me
YYY: very good
XXX: How is it?
yyy: business, well as business, I work without weekends and until 12.00 at night without premiums for one salary tired, I want to sleep and just rest at least 2 days.
Ask me where I am.
XXX Where am I?
YYY: O_o!