In fact, the sweet pop doesn’t stick! and :)
xxx, but it’s getting bigger :)

A small fire. He says "I will now raise you up like a cartoonist, and you give up - it becomes easier".

I went out of work in the evening, touched in front of me and went to the garbage cart. Immediately I see a car park, carefully parked in front of the gate with the inscription "Do not park! Deposits of waste" And in front and behind it are huge empty garbage tanks almost close to the bumper. You see, strong men have gotten.

Go Down With Your Ego, Diploma and Football

They chose an Eldorado vetilator. I liked one model, called the consultant:
We: Is there a controller in this model?
Only Ivan knows this.
We: Is Ivan something mythical or is he?
K: Ivan is there, I will call him now!
We are already in anticipation of the appearance of Ivan on a positive wave.
In a few minutes, a consultant comes to us.
Are you Ivan?
D-K: (Of course of the question) No!! to
We: We were told that only Ivan knows if there is a controller in this model.
Q: There is a controller!
We say, “You are Ivan!”! to
Confused...

RR: I was even confused somehow after the phrase "Fuck, you were busy getting married!".

An epic incident occurred today in the dekanate. I am standing behind the run, and a guy next to me is getting a direction in English as well.
Q. The teacher?
Olga Sergeevna...
A: And the name?
Amy... I don’t remember.
C: Let me remember, I will not give otherwise. Call someone, the group members should know
The guy hangs for 20 seconds... thinks... thinks... gets the phone, calls the number and
Hello, hello, what is your name? ... well, thank you" puts the tube - "Permyacova"
The secretary is in shock, almost losing the gift of speech with round eyes on him, I almost also look at him in shock...

From Twitter:

Marina is
Haalk to throw, Haalk to throw. Hawkeye does not teach.

My Rainy Days
Hulk then tossed the yard. It is better to learn :)

The women's calendar widget:
Arnold: I didn’t like a fig, I don’t match.
Lena: Arnold, if you don’t match, then you’re probably pregnant!

All men are the same and only their wives are different.

Enjoyed a football commentator who told on June 9 on television about the defeat of the Dutch national team in the match with the Danes at EURO 2012:
- The Dutch delegation yesterday complained about the poor quality of Kharkov grass... lawn, that is, the...

What could be worse if you were wrongly called at four in the morning?! to
Called and not mistaken.

From Wiki:
This Day - June 13
1920 - The United States Postal Service adopts a rule prohibiting the sending of children by mail.

mokrets: one acquaintance with a dark past called in the middle of the night and offered to drive for him a expensive car from the center of Moscow to Yasenovo for a round amount, said the same time.
I thought something and refused.
“It feels like I didn’t take the first mission in GTA.

On TV after the Euro 2012 match.
"Massive beating of Russian fans by Polish fans... Two Russians, one German and seven Poles were hospitalized...

Can I show them my job?
She: although there is only a couple of weeks of the child’s secretary’s work.
It sounds like a movie for adults.)

The Euro 2012. The game Denmark-Portugal
Cristiano Ronaldo could not have been born in Greenland, where the gel on his hair freezes.

From the resume... "Further studies stopped in connection with admission to the university"

Are you both not working now?

Tagged: you

I: You are the first person in my memory who made six mistakes in a word of two letters.

Good must be done invisibly, so invisibly that it can not be done.
and c)