xxx: Why do some singles not put at all, while others put after every word?
YYY: Because the law of preservation must be enforced.
YYY: If somewhere there are overclocked, it means they are not somewhere.

And you know, if you put gasoline in these flags first, and then something edible, then there will be no smell of gasoline, I asked the orgs!
YYY: You didn’t ask about gasoline.
XX: Well about the kerosene!
YYY: And I did not ask about kerosene.
Well about champagne, what a difference!

Anyone understand in the electric plates?
XX: So what is the problem?
Natasha is moving 😉

- Today was in the Duma at the awarding of the winners of the essay contest. You can’t imagine what they gave! 😉
The MMM?
The keyboard!!!...
"Aftar is a small man! Take a walk!")))))))

The Russian people will never be happy knowing that somewhere there is injustice.

From a practising psychiatrist:

A patient's case is described as confident that when visiting a gynecologist, she was installed a thought retransmitter with a surveillance camera.

xxx: A pleasant voice in the air: "Dear viewers! We conduct our direct reporting from [censored]. A great guest in our studio!and "
yyy: The ratings will be...))))

My brother got drunk and told Vasa that if I didn’t agree to go out for him, he’d start rubbing the condoms. Vasya said to Misha, who works with him, Misha to his fifth brother, brother Peta, and Peta to me.
xxx: I'll break the nose to the next man who'll say something about women
XXX: What do I do now?
Yyy: he tp, let him go, be a man =)

I send the rays of diarrhea to the creators of the Miler Defender and wish them that before sex the castration option is established as well as this kind of defender - without demand.

gcrepmvbx: Damn, kind of dumb to change the rear glasses on the faner, to mirror from the outside, what will the Haishniki say?

Lazy_63: Ask if he probably smoked

XXX: That is what! I met a girl and she is still a schoolgirl.
It’s worse when you meet a girl and she’s a boy!! to
Yes, Moscow is not Thailand
yyy: in some places it is just concentrated Thailand

From Habr:
Why are the idiots stupid?
You can have sex with them and let them go.

The surgeon, a young man, 35 years old, touched, well he asked - complaints are there?I gryu, tifu-tifu, flow to life, he is after 16-00
and then grit, comes to him a guy, gold on him - the budget of Angola, and grit, what to do with his wife, divorce?While he is on the same phrase, after 16-00 with a liter *Curvoazie*, said and forgot, comes out after work, approaches the car - that guy with a package - hey, doc, you are where, agreed!Doc - and the car? The one - my driver will drive away.They convinced this cognac under the chocolate, squeezed mentally, and decided that it is not worth divorcing yet. In a month he again to him at the reception.While his hands struck - man, go in the ass, I will not drink with you anymore!!!!That woman asked to introduce you, and comes in and almost kisses his hands, thank you, doctor, we are all right.

Do not move Doc and Marty in 2012! One fool made a photo jacket, the hearing let go - the others picked up. Look at the movie, it was in 2015! This is a terrible feeling, a.

XXX: We would not have problems in Russia especially with zombies
XXX: They are dead – the blood does not circulate. As hot as -1 degrees - they will immediately freeze.
XXX: And here the monk will walk with the beat and break the funny ice figures

xxx: I had a single-family on the course, it was time for her to give birth, she was not in couples, and I was already working and also rarely attended lectures. Here is call. They ask where Fomenko Lena is - the audience answers what she is giving birth. I am next on the list. Where is Nicholas? And I thought of it (and it was very strict). Aaa to! He’s a father, it’s harder. I didn’t notice being absent :)

Please send rain on the burning forests!!! Thousands of hectares have already burned.

If a black cat has crossed your road, it means that the animal is heading somewhere.

It seems that it is time to introduce permission for magnets in cars, and make a law prohibiting their use in residential areas. I am sorry, it is overwhelming. All a quiet night!

A husband wakes his six-year-old son up in the kindergarten: “Rise up, I went to work.”
I: "And I went on a trip".
The son, wrapping himself stronger in the blanket: "And I went to sleep"

XX - I have been a couple of times in my life such a "robing-good" and replied... people in their mass - cattle ungrateful, not what for beer, not even sincere thanks you will not find. now if I find anything valuable - I drink without thinking.

Wow - I'm also a good soul, found in the shopping center a boy 5 years old, runs crying my mom lost... ran with him a halo to look for my mom... found... so she gave him on the neck, and I didn't pay any attention to it... not that thank you to go away)))) now, if I find the boy - I'll leave it to myself... or I'll drink.