I searched for a bike on the website. I liked the announcement of the sale of one "self-made":
"made for himself, a new brake system, replaced all consumers, a new battery 75 A / h, trade to tears, etc. I need money. I’m going to get married ?"

Porca is an amazing and effective method of education. The strikes are done on the ass, and the fool flies out of the brain.

I last weekend on the thresholds was so there at the end of the cascade of a cloud of dwarfs swimming and fishing hunting. There was just an offensive place to jump from the rocks as a result of one impressive lady also decided to swim there. In the end, when a snake with a fish in the teeth came out before her, there was an offgenic monologue for 20 minutes I listened.)

I come to work this morning. Monday is hard. and here...
My colleague, who was responsible for the flowers, went on vacation. On the wall under the window is a huge ad: FLOWERS!!! Water once a week. in p. and p.

Do you want a joke?
xxx to go.
Yyy: A person has a blind spot in the eye. I’ll give you a list of the same phrases, but one of them is different. If you look in the middle of the text, you will not notice this phrase. is cool? I invented it myself. and :)
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
YYY: Try it too. and ;))
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you
YYY is out of the chat.
X: I said I can’t see it.

X: Inna really wasn’t drunk?
Y: No, she and I drank a bottle of vodka for two and went home sober.
X: Russian fucking people
I drank a bottle of vodka and went home sober.

Afftobus: I watched TV yesterday. I asked a few questions:
1) Why do all transmissions "health" talk exclusively about diseases?
Is there really no good news in the world?
Why has alcohol become the symbol of any holiday and the only method to get out of depression and remembrance of the deceased?

from comments

Sanya Kirillov
Timothy, which time I repeat, I am not in the army, but a student of the Air Force, and why did you this?? to

Roman Hamoff
I also want to be a BBC student.

I read ads in one online game
He smiled :
I am looking for a girl for a serious relationship. 13 to 16 years. A rating of at least 1000. Reputation is not important. I will help with resources and reinforcement. Write in the face. See also"

From the article on job search for it-shniks:
Bring your appearance into a presentation. And keep it in this form, at least until the device comes to work.

From the Girls Forum:
After I drove a guy with a compop out of the bedroom into the kitchen (I couldn’t fall asleep because of tapping a key and a mouse), my cat had a strange predisposition to gain weight. The intelligence obtained by going into the kitchen at an hour, at two and three at night just cut me down.
It turns out to be a vicious animal (not a cat!) Every half hour he poured a full bowl of sacrifice into the cat, so that another insidious animal (cat!) He did not climb on his knees, on the keyboard, did not get confused in the wires of the mouse and headphones, and in no way prevented him from playing this dumb devil!

XXX: I’m going to eat a strawberry
YYY :?? to
I forgot to remove the strawberries ice cream in the refrigerator. Now I have a strawberry.

The news slides:
The accident involving VAZ-2114 and VAZ-2107 occurred in the night from 29 to 30 June... Drivers did not contact the police, but instead called their friends and acquaintances to the scene, as a result of which about 40 people were involved in the conflict.
As a result of the fighting was damaged the car VAZ-2109.
VAZ-2109 will be used.

I can forgive the neighbors everything: repairs, loud sex, parties... But the passwords at all points of the Wi-Fi are wild publicity.

xxx: we have to play with the Spanish national team in hockey. self affirmed

Date: decided to start home accounting.no Jews so often accepted.
I wrote this case confu on 1s and in the course of a month properly paid all that shit. calculated the costs for a month... half of the income went on gasoline and prostitutes.. need to change life.

XXX is
Why does a girl ask me if she’s beautiful or not?
YYYY
To tell you that you are beautiful
XXX is
I told her you would drink beer.
XXX is
Then he said it was a joke.
XXX is
But it was not a joke.

RT @Nett00n It’s good to live in a country where you tell an absurd political joke and you’re asked, “It’s a joke, right?”

Just Hardcore!
Oh, I beg you. Your hardcore usually flows into some my-my.

Scene in the tram.
A Russian man of a tourist type, holding in his hands packages from shops "all three rubles" (but with a tired view of just buying half-shore boutiques on Croisette) reproaches his spouse:
We spent half a day without buying anything. Go to the Russian shop for peelings!
The teenage daughter of those who went through half a day, sadly looking out the tram window:
Let me go free...