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[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №66386
 01.07.2012
I watch the series '' suspects' there everyone is watching, the phones are listening, and so on. Totally shorter.
xxxh: and here the phone calls and the number is unidentified 0_0 terrible daj became.
WOW: it is not scary) scary - it is when you look at the hour of the night ''stranger' and then you go to the bath in the dark, and there the husband of the suckle of live acne from fishing brought and they in the water swallowed...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66385
 01.07.2012
Instagram does not work.
I read a tweet to my wife: The hipsters started starving because they need to post photos of food on Instagram first, and only then eat it.
The wife asks who the hipsters are and what Instagram is. I explain:
Twitter is when you write: I’m going to joke. And on Instagram you post photos of cocks.
Who are the hipsters?
These are the ones who first write that they joke and then post photos.
Profitable...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №66384
 01.07.2012

xxx: this welding brigadier probably appreciated :)

I would be a brigadier.)

xxx: heh, she would make you sweetened the thread.... bgg I represent her husband - sweet sweetened the borst - and the sweet herak and the break of the pattern and a full stupor - what electrode to cook the borst? Three or five?

yyy: ahahahaha)))))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №66383
 01.07.2012
Comments on VKontakte photo:

AAA is:
Despite the fact that it’s not twenty o’clock at night now, I’m roasting like a fuck!pokerface!

The BBB:
Despite the fact that I’m fucking, I’m roasting at no more than twenty o’clock at night!pokerface!

The IMF:
Even though I’m not twenty o’clock at night, I’m fucking fuck!

and RGG:
Despite the fuck, I’m not twenty o’clock at night! lol!

The DDD:
It’s twenty o’clock at night, even though I’m fucked up.

and her:
Cock-cock fireplace amine

and burn:
Until I fucked almost twenty o'clock at night, I was roasting despite

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66382
 01.07.2012
I am one of those generations to whom it belongs.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №66381
 01.07.2012
Xhh: I play with voice search in Chrome on the iPad, it works 100%. I couldn’t stand it, well, well, I quickly do something interesting.
He says the electric motor is interesting... but he read it and he is right

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №66380
 01.07.2012
It was a matter of drinking beer.
A lot of crap has fallen...
That evening was beautiful.
But I do not remember anything.

I heard someone warm up.
ended at the end,
Running in the courtyard.
With the scream "I, fucking, a wild frog!!and "

That night the unknown
Hidden under a mask
I bought myself candy.
I shouted "Beer is a shit!!and "

closer to midnight.
Some kind of fool.
He cried out to the whole courtyard what he wanted.
Five hard knots!

I sit down and drink a mineral.
And I pray, quietly, fucking...
Five of us stumbled.
If it were not me...

c) Scorp

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №66379
 01.07.2012
Cinderella :At one point, ALL echo files on the compact started to open somehow "with the help of" 1C
Alex-id: I read about this virus. You can get rid of it only by showing your breasts on the forum.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66378
 01.07.2012
article "An Indian artist writes paintings in the language".

The Master of Cunnilingus!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66377
 01.07.2012
XX: my motto is:
XX: measure seven times
XHH: one time a pocket.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66376
 01.07.2012
Q: Do you know that from tomorrow the border in Moscow changes?
WOW: No...
See also: [link to map]
Yippidy is Yippidy! Well, that’s what my booty is now...
Oh yeah yes! You can boldly tell the girls that you have an apartment in the center of the capital)))))

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66375
 01.07.2012
Be cursed with your "My game". How could he have thought of putting this whispering whisper in the background? I lie down at night, listening and like someone calling :D
Worms438: Ah... there is no whisper there.
Warant: Blessed are you!! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №66374
 01.07.2012
I decided to host a race between Internet Explorer, Google Chrome, Minecraft, Skype, and My Computer race – who will be the first to turn on when simultaneously launched. I won the Blue Screen :)

[ + 57 - ] [230 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66373
 01.07.2012
Swellhead: For example, the girl will say that I work hard every night, but I don’t like the taste of sperm very much. Half of the men are overwhelmed. Or what other topic in the fox, there about the anal, the girl says that very even nothing. Half of the men were overwhelmed.
And are there any phrases/responses from which you, girls, could also be over-excited?
Vadimfo: “I make $1,000,000 a month and I have a seven-storey house with a swimming pool.”
Kudeyar: Fuck, I was excited too

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №66372
 01.07.2012
I am a prison for myself... there is no more reliable camera... it has long been in it... my soul’s story...
Is it a rapper?
This is Rosenbaumchik.

[ + 62 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66371
 01.07.2012
The 63-year-old local resident came to the office of the head of the district, where from the pistol "Makarov" made 5 targeted shots at the official. From the received injuries the victim died at the scene of the accident. The murder was motivated by systematic extortion.

Pensioners are an example for all Russians.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №66370
 01.07.2012
Speaking of a bus trip:

XXX: We stand at the stop, we're about to go, but the man runs
xxx: The conductor jumps up from the spot and runs to the door with a cry - "Close the door".
xxx: In the end, he stops the man with his hand right at the entrance to the bus, presses his hand and she screams to the driver - "they went"
xxx: on the question: "What did he do?" was received a stunning answer - "He did not pay for the trip last time".
Yyy: This is what Ban means!! XDD


[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66369
 01.07.2012
I work as a lawyer. She sought in the Consultant practice in the case, stumbled on documents, where there is a children’s human rights public organization, Zmeenyish. This is how to love children.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №66368
 01.07.2012
xxx: It seems to me alone that in the last six months of the TP, minor dalbyobs, such as "trolls" and other incomprehensible, inadequate, wild "smart" swallows are producing on the Internet with some neo-cosmic geometric progression?
calm down, my dear friend, soon the end of the world, eternal peace, pink pony in the clouds, and universe silence.

[ + 29 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66367
 01.07.2012
In the morning I saw a naked girl smoking in the window, somewhat covered with a German flag.
German porn has never been so close.

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