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[ + -12 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64386
 18.05.2012
Hi little boy.
You have a baby in your pants. And I am Nastya.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64385
 18.05.2012
From Rouen:

Motorcyclists have more privileges on the road. They are not surrounded by iron.
They are surrounded by many trees and land.

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64384
 18.05.2012
“If you at least once a day say thank you to your body for everything it does for us (with sincere gratitude and love), you can significantly increase the vital tone and even cure many diseases.
You can thank individual organs and even hair, nails and teeth.”

Y: And if the breasts thank you, will they grow? I really need it! ? ?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №64383
 18.05.2012
xxx: Web 1.0 – content is generated by the creators of the site.
xxx: Web 2.0 – content is generated by the users of the site.
If you follow this logic:
xxx: Web 3.0 – content generates itself.
zzz: Web 4.0 – content generates users.
yyy: WebZen – the content is not visible, but it exists.

Habr

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64382
 18.05.2012
I am fat (
What criteria do you use to determine that you are fat?
She: I don’t get into my old closet.
Buy a larger closet!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64381
 18.05.2012
11:39:59: X: fucking, these idiots are discussing who is cooler, Liu Kang or Sabiro
11:40:57: Y: sab ziro, of course
11:41:03: Y: really idiots %)
11:41:20: X: =)))

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64380
 18.05.2012
Why do you call me "Andrei", and not "Adjusic"?))
ууу: Because you are constantly someone sitting, you do not want to clean pop-up messages for some unknown reason, and I don't want to look like such a surprising girl)))
I have removed the pop-up windows.
My favourite princess
See also: Zayndr!
I love, I love, I love my midwife
HHH: And I too! And I too! I love my catchy.
I kiss you, sunshine
ууу: Now you can boldly write plans for terrorist actions or overthrow the current government, all agents have gone to blame))))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64379
 18.05.2012
@Zverenka My mom has a wonderful taste of meat!!!! // write us users of the culinary community on Одноклассники

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64378
 18.05.2012
Message in the chat:
Can anyone borrow a cat? Remove a broken egg.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №64377
 18.05.2012
I told you about my pretext: as soon as I complain about something, the problem solves itself. So here. Remember, I complained that I hadn’t seen my breasts for three years. all, the problem solved - their own, fucking, grew up

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64376
 18.05.2012
I sat with a friend in the park, passed by two boys for 7 years. One of them says, “Let’s go, girls, we’re going to take the chopsticks? Don’t go so old fashioned.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64375
 18.05.2012
Review of the male cardigan on one of the sites:

Client of Igor:

Cardigan is good. What a long! I wear it like a dress :)

[ + 36 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64374
 18.05.2012
XHH: And throw it away, our will decide to remove their "Game of Thrones"
Blackjack and the prostitutes?
XHH: With the Handless
Tag: and dog
The epicity will be until the cramps X_X

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64373
 17.05.2012
I am going to school, four little girls are going in front of me, one is spotting, then this conversation:
Oh, girls, I’m stuck, don’t you know what it’s for?
(The dark girl answers) WOW: Maybe someone will die.

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64372
 17.05.2012
How to go to bed at 4 a.m. and wake up at 6 a.m.
Read about it in my book: "Nothing is wrong"))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64371
 17.05.2012
I go with my friends (only three people) to the store. There are three adult men under the age of 40-50, with bottles of beer in their hands. When they pass by, the biggest one turns around and says, “Lord, do you not want to be beat three-on-three?” We are "No, thank you" They broke up and broke up.)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64370
 17.05.2012
The interview with the drunken participant of the Occupyobay, who has been sitting in the camp for the third day:
In Russia, it is impossible to get an education, it is impossible to start a business.
Have you tried to enter the university, to open a company?
No, but it is so clear that it is unrealistic.

Such an opposition.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64369
 17.05.2012
The longer I live, the more I feel that Pelevin is a documentary writer.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №64368
 17.05.2012
Q: What kind of shit do you have, Daddy? I am a Devil! Do you not see the difference?" And he went away. In addition to the bombs our conversation heard the whole transition.)))

The best with the propaganda of atheism is the RPC.)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64367
 17.05.2012
And the potatoes! You won’t even want that in the rainbow.

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