We work from 9 to 19 and without lunch.
Half an hour before the closing, we are already quietly gathered, we climb. And here at 18-30 Sisadmin enters and says, “Good Morning.”

From the Corporate Forum:
The End of the World in the Toilet
There was a disco in the toilet for a couple of days (the light blinked hypnotically, with a gradual fading), and now it was not at all. To light a pipe is scary, there is a phobia to plunge it into a jellyfish.

Dear management, take action, the team began to walk around the office with some tortured persons, which reflected a feeling of fear, discomfort and disorder. It is a nightmare.

The manager called and asked for urgent information. And this is to call a few numbers, write down everything, systematize and call again... I sit, feverishly perform the CIA. After 15 minutes, the door opens and the boss goes from the threshold:
Q: Do you know?
(I): * I raise my eyes from the papers and on the machine*: - Yes, Imiarek Imiarekovich. It is you.
A: You are stupid! Do you know the meeting information?

Time for vacation. It is :)

from ZH:

They were looking for Chupacabras. With villas and torch. At night at the cemetery, a kilometer from the village. Dan dressed a zombie mask in the form of a joke of humor. Pulled and pulled with his hands. He got the puzzles - the keeper of humor did not appreciate and spoke mat so loudly that Chupacabra was supposed to die of horror. Then they drank with the bodyguard and talked about Chupacabra. Very surprised. '' Goat, do you say, sausage? No, I do not believe. We’ve got that electricity to do... Well fuck it can...''
Cryptozoology did not survive in the village.

Sons (6 years and 3 years old) play in the room (on the eve of the DR younger)
Tomorrow is your birthday and you will go to level 4.

If in the USSR they fought with illiteracy, then in our time they fight with talent.

[10:51:03 AM] Natalie: When will these fools know that you are a treasure?
[10:51:30 AM] Yuri Yuryevich: I hope before the treasure is buried in the ground :D

Helga>And to us the director of the tombs brought cooked...and we came to them friendly potatoes
DArT> Will you bite the graves with a filling or empty?

Evgenia, yes, I admit, in fact, girls don’t crack, don’t crash, don’t crack and don’t crack. And in order not to break them, they have to do a lot of shit.

*VM: Status: "Pie, chicken, fucking goose"
VM: I have received a letter. thanks
I hope to start installing today in the afternoon.
Olga is great.
Olga is ps. And your status.
VM: O. I apologize for this.
I mainly use it for personal purposes.
and [
*VM: Status: "Black coat! Just whisper, he’s on the eggs!and "

XXX: Let’s list the pros and cons of each other in turn. Let’s start with the plus.
Okay, you are the first.
XXX: You are very kind.
YYY : the breasts.

Who will help persuade?
God will help.
Q: Can you help me?
You know how to cheat, sweet-talking devil

My mother was a teacher in the kindergarten. I do not judge by hot. In addition, there are children who are constantly falling into all sorts of stories. I remember my mom told me: “One boy slid a iron cloth and clamp in the winter. While I was running for the hot water, there were five more".

Anastasia
I work from 10 to 24.
Andrei
On coffee plantations?

When you kiss a guy, Mom goes into the room:
Oh Anton, hello to you! And Anna told me so much about you!

I am actually smoke.

I bought fresh strawberries in a package. The packaging says ''Fresh cucumbers' but that’s not the main thing. There goes on: '' Composition: cucumbers'
Cap conquers the market.
Vauu: this is a smoothie, I once the pasta bought Chinese ''inside the package of the pasta, contain a one-use fork. The product is ready to be eaten - adding boiling, pasta to be''

I am waiting for the girl, she is late. I am bored to watch the company at the next table. Two boys and a maiden. One guy tells them something enthusiastically, the virgin crown thinks, the other guy in the nirvana. The first notices that he is ignored, and the girl is offended like this:
You are not listening to me at all!
I listen, I listen. I listen to you very carefully. And Wadiq is also listening very carefully. Is it true, Vadik? The Vadik? Wa-a-adik to you! (Pushing the second elbow)
Wadiq: Oh yeah! What?! to
She was listening to you so carefully that she didn’t hear me at all.

Under the student:
You have solved the Apple task, this is what you will get now)))

Sounds threatening

On Habra, discuss the news about a prison sentence for downloading pirated files in Japan:

I jumped, I listened, I went to jail. I listened and went to jail. The Romantic!
yyy: I wonder what the answer to the question will look like: “Why were you locked?”
About Justin Bieber...
TNT is divided!

Why do you not understand me?
Dar^sa: That is why, that is why.