XXX (10:53:33 26/06/2012)
Take me to your content.
XXX (10:53:42 26/06/2012)
I will make you a massage.
YYY (10:54:10 26/06/2012)
You made a lot of mistakes in the third word.

I had a drink with two beautiful lesbians.
Noah, and...
No shit, this is a sad story.

On the forum dedicated to how to inform loved ones about pregnancy:
XXX: I was like this:
XXX: Dad, I am pregnant! to
XXX: Wait, now I will turn the potatoes.

stik-zro: For me, one of the decisive arguments for switching to Linux was that it was possible to twist the volume more than the maximum on a hollow track.

I bought my wife an iPad. In a couple of months we are talking about a new phone. She says, “Now I have an iPad and I don’t need a cell phone with a bunch of features anymore.
iPhone is coming!

Bloggers posted a video from the registrar, which shows how the DPS car passes the intersection on the red lighting signal. The response to the statement in the GIBDD about the violation struck everyone: according to the police version, "the video recorder used has the "effect of the 30th frame", and therefore it is impossible to determine what light the crew of the DPS travels through the intersection.

Iceland is known for its penitentiary system being placed 3rd among 182 countries, behind only Belgium and Ireland, by Amnesty International. Thus, the most severe punishment in the country, provided for by the precedent 147.VZ (murder associated with bullying in a cruel form of three or more people) - defeat in the rights lasting 12 years, during which you can not leave the only correctional institution in the country, the village of Torsmann. However, as practice shows, in the history of the penitentiary system of Iceland no one has been more than 7 years, as they were released prematurely on the conditions stipulated by the legislation of the country. It is worth noting that there are no ordinary prisons in the country at all, they are replaced by the correctional commune of Torsmann, and the total number of prisoners does not exceed three dozen people, which account for two hundred people of staff.

Talking to Chat master'em, I understood that bots know how to beautifully confess in love.

BOT: It is great. The life. The flowers. The Spring. The summer. and autumn. The Winter. I love you.
I : What?
What I heard B@I!

YYY: Well he’s strange at all. When I learned that I had a sting and I was 35 years old, he said, "And I just opened up a 35-year-old today.
XHH: phthalogenic acid, hule))
WOW: He really tried to smooth up the impression with words - but you look much better!
Gentlemen and gentlemen 😉

Gus, the lawyer
Is there a coach with a coach name?

I work in the international medical center as a translator, as usual - French, English. More often it is necessary to translate our "businessmen", who do not speak " in languages" narrowly. I waited a long time for it to happen and I waited!
At the appointment to the French doctor comes such, gold clocks, clothes, all things, sits down.
Doctor: - ç a well? “Good morning, how are you doing?”
Patient: No, I am a chubby.

The curtain.

Nik: The Indian calash factory in Suratha is famous for compensating for the European Union’s efforts to improve the environment in one working day.

Dear Catherine!
I am extremely gracious and, I will not hide, very pleased with your desire to methodically and non-obsessively inspire me the thought of myself as the best option for me. I admire how you have mastered my mind in order to establish in it the indissociably dominant thought of you as the only one whom I must immediately lead under the crown, and, in sorrows and joys, spend with you the rest of my worthless life. I admit, I am enchanted by your beauty and charm, your intelligence and nobleness, but I would like to note that our relationship has not yet reached the degree of confidence where I could curl and scratch my eggs in your presence.

If we followed the advice we gave others, we would live happily.

xxx: I decided to spend 10 days without the internet, tomorrow morning I will write like a morning without the internet, during the day I will also write off, all the feelings I will transmit here.
Is it telepathic?

Odessa shopping center "Victory Gardens" restaurant in this center.
Speaking in English (H):
You are ply3!
Servant in Russian:
Do you find it easy or easy?? to
A. Don Andestand
A: Aha, that is, it’s cooked... and it’s running away.

That’s all: Dr. House is over.
Now only those who are genuinely interested in medicine will enter the medical school.

In 2010, I decided to grow my hair. And here I grew, I grew them, that is, for 2 years, cared for, cholled, lealeal... they grew long long....Today I decided to change the image in coordination, I cut everything under a short oak, immediately straight for 10 years younger, so nice became....
This is why I am all-
How to get the shampoo back??? 0 0 0

XXX: What are you doing?and :)
YYY: They are fucking.

The xxx:
How are you doing :)
YYYY :
Cobain said, I hate myself and want to die.
The xxx:
I don't understand English, but I think it's okay :)