From the discussions in the RJ-CP:
"I believe that if you are so nauseous that you were able to overtake the camel, you should go out in the second row on the road at all."
In response, a YouTube video from the video recorder was inserted: "Kamaz is driving more than 160kmh, could not catch up."

<antiBILLotic> If when you try to download any tricky technical solution on Windows the answer is "this is technically impossible", then in the case of Linux the answer is "Maybe, but you will still regret it!"
<Sweet > =)
<antiBILLotic> is I'm trying to build a network Hi-Aviability cluster
<antiBILLotic> I feel like an orc from Warhammer40000
AntiBILLotic: There is a bunch of unknown shark, but if it is swallowed with plasma and swallowed with a hammer, it will either fly, or it will be shot.

XXX: On the third day I worked with my partner. For authentication, it was necessary to use time less than a minute different from the server time. The problem is that the server time differs by one and a half minutes from what the Internet synchronization server gives.
YYY :
I’ve noticed in the dog’s heart that if you say “third day” instead of “after yesterday,” you’re somewhat more intelligent. (from the Habra)

looking with the girl "Iron Man", she rejoices, experiences, the whole spectrum of emotions
And then she says, "And why do I look like a girl? It is..."

Mona: searched for a TV controller in the apartment, and found out with her husband who last saw him and held him in his hands. They violated. Everyone sits in their corner, angry. To do nothing, I took a book to read, at the edge of my eyes I notice a cat waking up: stands up, pulls and goes to eat, from under her mouth falls the controller!!!!! falls down!! Cats and trolls: ((

SMS to the girl:

Good morning, my dear reader. Today I will tell you another chapter of our story. And in the evening you re-read it, close your eyes and sweet-sweet sleep... So, for a long time, soon, but the princess went home to his palace, and the prince, returning to his, without delay began to write letters to his lady of the heart, but the answer, unfortunately, did not follow... Then he sat on his faithful silver horse and went on his way to his red princess. Three days and three nights he was driving without tiredness, and when he finally arrived, he gave her a penalty for not responding to the SMS so that she could know! and left...

Sister to her son who doesn’t want to eat soup:
You will eat electric chips with pepsi colla, you will be dirty like an arshavin.

by Natalia Ivanova 00:26
Let’s go bowling tomorrow.

Katherine Petrovna 00:39
Let’s go for tomorrow)

by Natalia Ivanova 00:40
Will we be four? Or who else?

Katherine Petrovna 00:42
This night, it is more difficult to determine - Katyusha is already pressing the pillow... there is still a option for Loha.

by Natalia Ivanova 00:43
Kostick, you and I are strange people... We sit at night and tremble on social networks with our wives. It is not treated.

Selling a Quad Cycle:
This is a great Quad-Cycle option, exactly what you wanted!
Why am I stupid to buy it? I understand the technique!! Is it red for me?! to

The worst nightmare you can dream is not monsters, death, etc. The worst nightmare is when you dream of the WOMAN who broke up with you without any explanation, and you love her with all your heart and you dream that everything is fine. When you wake up...

Two of the greatest inventions of mankind: Gondon and the Internet.
Vyacheslav: Thanks to these inventions we are living an incomplete life
MICHU: only bad that the first gave access in the second

XXX is
Suppose if there was a zombie apocalypse and some of your native became zombies would you decide to shoot them?

YYYY
I would have lived some.

My grandmother burned. I guessed the scanword, and on the question: "Ritual feast that causes envy in women and sympathy in men" wrote reminders!

Dasha: Did you notice my boyfriend has a new daddy?

Hedonia: did you notice that I have a whole new guy?

Yesterday I was in a cultural shock.
I was on a half empty bus. Everyone is sitting, I stand comfortably with a booklet, clinging to the window. A guy of decent appearance comes in, stands next to me and immediately lets "Sheptune". Quietly but very efficiently. The surroundings of the room were so wide that the eyes were blinded. The man obviously at lunch snacked fermented cabbage with fish, or even worse. And I am so reluctant to change the place of dislocation... I think - well, I will hold my breath, and it will be ventilated... x#y. I breathe, it’s here again. I think: well, the poisonous gas can not dissipate for a few minutes! The second stop is already going like during the First World War in the clouds of phosphene, mla. So, this padla adds slowly... I understand that it’s time for me to change the dislocation. I close the book... and here suddenly comes the illumination: fucking, but this guy is not a meteorism - it is such perfumes!!!! Shut up! The perfume! Therefore, it does not disperse and smells permanently!
Here is the apophysis of misanthropy! I will suffer too, but you will all die! Or does he like it?

Invisibility for Heat:
...
xxx: And in general - you can just light up the field with napalm - and go through the middle of the fire - then it will not be visible.
yyy: xxx, invisible movement - burn on the road napalm

2008-10-17 14:50 #AA-29314 It should be a site where the losers could tell each other about their lives - how they took their phone, how they burned pelletry, how instead of doing business, they play all day, etc., and where they could self-affirming coming up with different stories, such as how they send girls who climb to them in the aska to meet...

Oh, in vain you said that...

xleb4anski: what a wonderful feeling when at 12 a.m., at six o’clock, you go in a dark park with a kick training and 10 meters away from you, from a bunch of gopniks to communicate "-ei, you let me call"

A true programmer should always go to bed at 1:28 or 2:56.

Listen, explain to me, fool, what is the relationship between a cat and a shredder?
YYY: YYY, it’s not quite time now, it’s an old story... see yourself in Google, YouTube...
xxx: you know, here in youthub I am quite afraid to look for this >_<