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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64886
 29.05.2012
Response to a router:
The affective router

Advantages: I set up myself, connected everything and earned money.
It burned after an hour of work.
Comment: It seems not to be lucky.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64885
 29.05.2012
I sat here at the therapist's appointment, the end of the slave day, I was the last to stay. A guy came in front of me, 5 minutes ago.
Suddenly, the door opens, the guy comes out of the office obviously very angry. knocking the door. He grumbled at me. I went through the corridor. It goes five meters away (I am going to get up to get in), as suddenly brakes sharply, digs into the backpack, after which it returns, and a black marker attributes the word URINO to the TABLE TERAPY. Again he turns out, blinking at me, and with a walk of fact he walks away along an empty corridor...
You see, homeopathy tried to write out =)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №64884
 29.05.2012
Kaet (15:17:56 28/05/2012)
Hi to

StorN (15:39:17 28/05/2012)
Hi to

StorN (17:35:44 28/05/2012)
It is not a conversation.

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64883
 29.05.2012
The stupid:
Dmitry: and the grandmother on the help button is "what do I need?"
Dmitry: I told her the doors do not open.
Dmitry: and she’s me "and you’re in which elevator?"
Fuck, that was what she had to say.
Prof: in brown
In the cubic.

Do you really think that every elevator is on the controller? The number of the house and the entrance need to be said, Dauneneok!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64882
 29.05.2012
Drinking with the reconstructors is very hard on its own, but when the reconstructors drink with the bikers, it’s shit, sorry.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №64881
 29.05.2012
What time will you be able to come to us on Thursday?
Is it 17h?
and yes. In the appendix, a route to our office. Until the meeting.
I found a job yesterday. I will not come.
Good luck in a new place.
Thank you little :D
Is the job you found good? Maybe even with our ones. Do you talk to the manager to have a choice?
A good, lively, interesting team and the philosophy in the company is free and adequate. I will not go anywhere else.)
Ahhhhhhhhhh! Where can I find a specialist? At least a recommendation :)
Sorry, but the recommendation will only be for your photo with milk glands :)))))
Could I show them at a personal meeting? Are you a specialist for me?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №64880
 29.05.2012
First I sent him to the h*j, and then we reconciled and went together...

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №64879
 29.05.2012
How will I recognize you?
I have a tattoo on my ass, you’ll know :D
I fucking go nowhere.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №64878
 29.05.2012
I lay on the couch yesterday and watched a movie. The wife fits and bends so that her chest (4th size) is right above my eyes. And here from TV:
Two huge white Range Rover have just arrived at the location.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №64877
 29.05.2012
YYYY :
What did I get to sleep at night?

The xxx:
Why not?

YYYY :
Nina, I won’t sleep with you.

The xxx:
What if I don’t stick?

YYYY :
probably not)

The xxx:
No, don’t think, I’t be so straightforward about sex, I just want to eat normal food, don’t you know how to cook?

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №64876
 29.05.2012
Beowulf13th: I found great porn) I love this genre :))
Polina: no need to thank you 😉
What is the genre? :)

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64875
 29.05.2012
xxx: Beautiful, constructive, going forward girl, adds +10 to speed=)

[ + 43 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64874
 29.05.2012
BASF is a great resource. Learn the latest news, who and how wrote EGE, who and how disassembled Diablo, when the iPhone will be released, how to write verbs of perfect appearance. And you’ll read a lot of beard from the 2005s. As if on the site of anshlag or mail.ru hit!!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64873
 29.05.2012
Today I went after work, tired, hungry and saw a picture that sincerely delighted me and raised my mood: the guys in the neighboring courtyard play basketball... looked up, and among the guys throws the ball a very nice girl aged 20-22, and at the same time does not capricious and does not bother, but actively participates in the game!
So why am I this? Lovely ladies, more of such copies as this girl, and not those lovers to wander around clubs and bars... very good :)

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64872
 29.05.2012
Monday is the day of the week when you slept for half an hour and came to the office before anything else.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64871
 29.05.2012
The story of a man who ate a man’s face in the middle of Miami.
The first comment:
You are not when you are hungry.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №64870
 29.05.2012
Instructions for use: Carefully scrub before use.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №64869
 29.05.2012
The outstanding figure of the Communist movement, Karl Radek, the author of the first Russian translation of the book "Mein Kampf" and the countless number of anecdotes, was distinguished by extreme turbidity. Even at a public trial over him, he managed to combine the roles of the accused and the brilliant prosecutor of his entire "criminal group", for which he managed a dozen. My teacher of scientific communism, Irina Sergeevna, a descendant of the ancient race of propaganda-agitators, knew only one case when he managed to be planted in a pit.

In the 1920s, Karl Bernhardovich gave a vivid lecture on the international situation at a crowded factory rally. In the meantime, he stumbled on the religion – opium for the people and told the fresh scientific fact that the body weight at the moment of death does not change by a gram. From the point of view of scientific materialism, he explained, since the soul weighs nothing, it is not an object of the material world, therefore it does not exist.

In a confused silence, a question came from the room:
“How much is your party conscience?”

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64868
 29.05.2012
Do you want a brother?
I want!
So then sleep!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64867
 29.05.2012
Alex: Our children’s logins will look like our passwords.

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