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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №63886
 06.05.2012
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I went to roast chicken.
I'll be back in 20 minutes
See also: aa
Tagged: let me
Hello to the chicken.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63885
 06.05.2012
Don’t look for a black cat in a dark room at night. Especially if she is not there.
by Confucius
Don’t look for a black Doberman in a guarded warehouse at night. Especially if he is there.
(The wisdom of the people)

Do not be lazy to copy the anecdote completely, comrades! :D

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №63884
 06.05.2012
You realize that your village is really small - when you start
Meet the girls for the second time!! to

A really small village is when you don’t need to meet at all, because you know ALL the girls from kindergarten when you joke with them on neighboring pots. Significantly simplifies.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №63883
 06.05.2012
XXX is:
Hm The wallet was found.

YYY :
Their own?)

XXX is:
No is. with money

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №63882
 06.05.2012
xx: got the pigeons on the neighboring balcony, wire and wire. I will go chase.
xx: stumbled, came to the balcony, walked with his hands, threw stones from pots with flowers (falled almost every time!) - pigeons with poherfeys sit and occasionally take off and again sit on the carnise back. Go ahead, the shit.
But the table will appear to me in the window with a wreath!! to
xx: even the birds who were sitting on the trees opposite.
I think I’ve discovered some secret of the world.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63881
 06.05.2012
In Krasnoyarsk, on the wave of protests against the construction of a ferrosleevy plant, stickers "I against the ferrosleevy plant in Krasnoyarsk" are widespread.
Before yesterday in one apparently official institution on the wall saw a sticker: "I am against the factory of AutovAZ in Togliatti."

[ + 27 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63880
 06.05.2012
The Russian online community dedicated to Mazda cars.
Results of the survey on the main page.

Do you like Mazda cars?
Likes - 2 (66,67%)
I do not like it (0%)

Total of votes: 3

Why did the third vote? O_O

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №63879
 06.05.2012
xxx: If you consider this discussion to be a measure of scribes, I am forced to upset you. I didn’t even notice yours, and I didn’t get mys yet.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №63878
 06.05.2012
XHHH: I am cutting the walls
YYY: And how are they?
xxx is against
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Or is there?
xxx: there is a cloth
XXX: And I am all in it.
YYY: You are glued. They also have spring.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №63877
 06.05.2012
The eighty-six-year-old prostitute, inspired by the example of Michael Schumacher, again went on the track...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №63876
 06.05.2012
Hope: I am a superwoman! I cleaned the toilet and changed the roof. Now I have to explain somehow to my husband that I am alone, and I have no lover.

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63875
 06.05.2012
There are only two states in the country: the Vatican and Moscow.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №63874
 06.05.2012
The xxx:
Sometimes it seems to me that all these companies have caught up with iPhones in popularity thanks to the pagans, for the most part.
YYYY :
Where did they catch the iPhones by popularity? Samsung still instead of sales statistics shows statistics of phone shipments to resellers
The xxx:
God, I’m talking about some Asians, and you’re all about shipping to resellers.

From Habr.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №63873
 06.05.2012
Rina
and :(
by 14:40:20

Dmitry
What?
by 14:40:31

Rina
I broke it all (
by 14:40:42

Dmitry
You need a man in the house.
by 14:40:53

Rina
To break him?
by 14:41:08

Dmitry
Hm, exactly
by 14:41:16

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №63872
 06.05.2012
Comments under the photo with the image of the scrolled blanket:
Elizabeth: Oh how wonderful! I really like patchwork, okay.
Fashion has returned to him.
Evgenia: Elizabeth, you probably have an Aitishnik husband?
Olesya: Eugenia, it could just be repaired - petwork)

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63871
 06.05.2012
As the advertisement of the courageous Post of Russia says, "usually your letters go at a speed of 65 km / h. My shipment from Brno to Moscow has been going for exactly a month and has not yet arrived. Distance on the road is 1852 km. Through simple mathematical calculations we will find out the speed of the package - 61.8 km / W DAY!!!! to
The post of Russia, don’t fuck it! And you burn in hell!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №63870
 06.05.2012
XXX is Hi. Are you looking for a good design for your website? Have you found someone to paint it for you?
YYY: No, I found where to sleep it for free. I need a good lawyer :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №63869
 06.05.2012
Y> who are you?
x> the Cheshire cat
x> See also : )
Y> what are you looking at?
by x>
x> D
x> :D


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №63868
 06.05.2012
Our politicians lie even when they tell the truth.

[ + 80 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №63867
 06.05.2012
The question of cleanliness.
I smoke on the balcony, in the evening, many people smoke on the balconies, 14 floors house. The civic under the windows is standing, tinted such, a monsoon bumping. The glass goes down, the hand goes out, the big pack with bites on the asphalt falls. After 30 seconds, the bottle from above comes to the roof. Oh, the jump matto was, and how the mood improved!

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