If a woman says that the most sexy thing in a man is the brain, it means that it is the ones she is going to fuck.

I talk to my mom on the phone:
Q: Do you have a short day?
I: I don’t know Vitalik said he has a short...

A proud voice from the corner: Yes! and what?

Report on the Honey Forum:
XHH: My puppies stopped rolling... should I go to the examination?
UUU: it is worth stopping to wash "Taydom"

I missed the car today.
YYY: Did you break something?
XXX is no. I go to the office, I haven’t had time to say hello, I’m off the threshold: I hope you’re not driving!! to

A man in a helmet comes in the street and says:
A young man, a vampire bit me in the ass, please give me 10 rubles for garlic
Ahah
I was so upset, I gave 20))

sonicshot: I am curious, the phrases " cases of overdose have not yet been recorded" and "at the moment side effects have not been detected" in the instructions to the drugs persistently appear hints on "you have a chance".?

Alice: Shake up, my husband told me today: we in Cherkassy on the main street of Shevchenko is the usual highway. At the end of the day "Uv. The inhabitants! There were red beads in our entrance! suggest ways to fight" and then on the sheet a specific place so that you can sign off. First comment: take the myrtle!

XXX is:
I agree! Our government lacks rigidity.
YYY :
In what intelligent form have you put on the expression "coll it in g-pu!"...

I know a new fun smiley.
and xh: )
Theme: Cyclops
Do you know what a surprising cyclops look like?
H to O)
A happy one (A happy one)
That is so bad >-(
Here is another fun OD

xxx: trs2bj wrote(a):
I rarely write comments, but this is a very good movie.
Duration: 4 years 11 months
Messages : 1

XXX: Very rarely

What fucking movie is this?! to

Psydiver: I flew yesterday on a rover in Krasnoyarsk. Distribute the dinner. I ask the stewardess:
Do you have anything vegetarian without meat?
He answered immediately:
Yes of course. There are sausages!

from ZH:
The only twins I was able to distinguish without problems in my life were my mom’s girlfriend’s children. They were called Julia and Alisha.

happened a few years ago. I was returning home, quite late, from the stop I ran almost to the house, there was an unlit area to pass. I go, I rush, I notice with the edge of my eyes the drunk and noisy company near the neighboring house and I see that the healthiest guy has separated from it and went to my side. I think, in my hand a bag, in my handbag a phone and money, I will give it, just not to touch. I went even faster, he also added movement, I hear the breathing from behind already. I can’t run, my legs are choked, it’s dark around, scary. I feel like he almost catches me, is about to catch me. I know I can no longer escape. I stopped sharply and turned my face to danger, the guy stopped from surprise. Pause, I hear: “PATIENT let me smoke...”, I try to reason . I could only say offendedly, “I’m a girl!” and shake my tail, there was a rubber with coins on my hair, they ringed... The guy: “Oh, sister, I’m sorry...” she replied, “You don’t have to go?” and drowned happy home.

Sergey: there's no work, I haven't done it in 2 days... and I want to have it all off :) I want to do it ))))
Zlodeyy: I have to bring the materials tomorrow. I can take the loading. Saab for the evening.
Zlodeyy: 8th floor and lift off
Zlodeyy: You will like it.
Zlodeyy: 60 bags of patchwork, 50 dry mixture, on the inflatable has not yet decided. But I think bags 60-70
Are you paying a jump?
Zlodeyy: 500r
Sergey: No, I will die from this... 8 floors... they are 50 kilos?
Zlodeyy: Tasty of 30
Sergey: in two days might and drag would)))but why buried yourself so?)))
Zlodeyy: the rest by 50))
500g for a bag
Sergeant is coming?
I figured like...nothing works.
Zlodeyy is ugu.
Zlodey: but on condition
Sergeant: With which one?
Zlodeyy: one and time 8 hours
1 bag for 8 hours.
Sergey: I thought you would ask what besides the bag in your hands, you would still sit on your back.
Zlodeyy : No.
Zlodeyy: 8 hours
Zlodeyy: if you beat the car a gift.
What if the monument died?
If not, I will sell the spare parts. and you.
Sergey: Roughly speaking...175 bags...divided into 8 hours...
23 bags per hour
The 8th floor...
1 bag in 2 minutes
The 8th floor.
Go to the ass.

I am sitting on a pair on the sidewalk, and all the 3.5 hours of classes, looking at the formula-written board, my head is busy with the idea of rushing out of the audience with the cry of "Eretics!"

From the comic XKCD:
The Kolsk super-deep well is a Soviet project launched to drill the Earth's crust to the mantle and see what happens. The Russians are awesome.

You are
You respond very slowly. Ulyanovsk
Someone
I just sit in class.
You are
Here you are studying now and you will be preparing out of the chat for exams... for a bribe you will go to the surgeon, you will be heroically out of school but you will get a diploma... then I will come to you with a splinter of the gallbladder and you will cut off my spleen... and you will learn a foolish dog!!!! to

Don’t just crack on a prostitute. Prostitutes just know the measure in pumping money, but some (luckily few) representatives of the weaker sex do not think about any measure and tact in this matter. The most unpleasant thing about such mercantile women is that after achieving some success in parasitism, they relax too quickly and imagine themselves unknown to anyone. Well once you will openly divorce a man for money-sauna, well two, but he is not a fool, the third time he will send this puppy far away with her requests - so she will be terribly offended, a traitor will call, say: how, just warm up, and he... he... (nervously pulling a cigarette) such a puppy!

YouTube, comment under the video Total - Beats in the Eyes (song of 2001)
I remember when this group just appeared, the host "Biz TV" expressed the idea that this is a cheap one-day night, which will be forgotten in a couple of months. Kill him, I can’t remember his name.

In my mansion in Minecraft, two farmers slept and a butcher was born. I don’t want to play this game anymore.