xxx: the lawyer and he somehow unprepared-all the time the judge was interrupted, said not in the case, more and more on the TC of the Russian Federation, she touched them, lost in the said, then one, the other, I had everything in a logical sequence, I behaved adequately, so she leaned to my side already at the end of the first hearing.

zzz: this is what it means to succeed and pretend to be guilty in time)))

AAA: The meaning of sharing?
BBB: The meaning of the post?
CCC: The meaning of life?
DDD: The meaning of the game?
Meaning of meaning?
FFF is 42.

We have one guy in the group. If he fails to give something, he immediately lights up with his crust and he is assessed. The place of work is indicated in the note - Anti-Corruption Department =)

Another delusional advertisement: the craftswoman washed the boiler - became the queen.
I want to remind the stupid screenwriters of "The Tale of King Saltan".
The queen was not a weaver or a cook, but the one who gave birth to the king.

The Engineer's daughter
I think if it’s meant to be a stupid shit, call it Albert, it won’t help.
Kazak
It’s stupid to call my grandmother Albert.

Our cat was really difficult to feed: we had to lick mice from any food.

Diablo 3 is an auction game.
xxx: They even say that it has a mini-game where you have to explore the underground and kill bosses.

A few days ago, I was looking for natural leather for furniture, encountered a company that traded in, among others. The crocodile skin. It is called "Crocodile Gene"
...I wanted to call and ask for a haircut.)

YouTube video titled "Remove fat from the abdomen and sides in 3 minutes."
A comment that got a different likes: "Thank you, I was somewhere for 1.5 min lost weight!)"

(from the dialogue at work)
xxx: I want to see "Snow White and the Hunter"
YYY : Hm When I watched the trailer, I thought it was a typical name for German porn.
kami-sama: Better "Snow White and Waterproofers"
Mario, for example.

I realized that I was older when I chose a new phone not for the wealth of functionality, but for the battery to last longer.

The sister came out of the bathroom, appetizingly crushing with cucumbers.
I thought...

XXX: I offer all Brest Apple sheep to gather together...
YYY: Apple sheep is how? Do you call sheep people who bought Apple products? Is it Stub?

Leningrad District Court of Vladimir, list of cases on 24.07.2012.
About recognition of a citizen as missing or about declaration of a citizen as dead
The applicant: Immortal E.A.

I went through the whole supermarket, but never found a normal milk condensate with natural cocoa. To those who invented flavours: that you all life only get rubber babies, identical to natural ones.

Yesterday, friends told us what kinds of spells they came to serve... one asked to show Russia on the map. He looks and such a whore on the river Lena conducts the border...he is told: wrong...this time on the Volga he has drawn the border, he is wrong, that even larger piece of the map has covered, he is wrong, and he is like this: “Oh, no matter what country we have, what big country!” He is asked:
So what is Eurasia?
He replied, “That’s the sushi bar in Senna!” And it’s philanthropy :))))

My husband bought a car.
I arranged a car for my mom.
Why is? O_O
Well, is it too little. Will you leave me without sharing it?
Why should I leave you?
Well, I am a bit foolish. Here is the car, for example, for my mom, which would not get you if you leave me.

I read the task of 9th grade: 1000 apples and 1000 bananas grew on the apple. I could not read further...

We lie down with the sweet, embrace him, hold him in the ass. “Let’s go,” I say, “I’m the finger in the pop sun.” "No"-- says, and the brides hysterically shrink - for every case. “Acho,” I said, “I’ve heard men like it, maybe you’ll like it.” “That’s what I’m afraid of,” he says, shrinking stronger, “and I’m afraid..."

I stood in the supermarket on the box and broke all my products. A young woman sees a credit card in my hands.
To the young man, we do not take the foolish!
X and X?
An anal on every box!
Minutes two listened to the hysterical goot of the buyers who stood behind me)))