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[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64966
 31.05.2012
I suggest changing the name. Speech in Control Panel

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64965
 31.05.2012
Discussion of the Chinese automotive industry at Drom-e

- they have one advantage - it is no fake spare parts from other countries, only original ones!

[ + 44 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64964
 31.05.2012
Before the start of the session:
Referrals to be submitted on paper in A4 format. Distances - 1 cm to the right, 1.5 cm to the left, 2 cm from the bottom. See above 2. The font is Times New Roman 14. Definitely from the hand!! I would have known that I wrote at least myself, not stupidly jumped.
How to fuck how?!? My brain is.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №64963
 31.05.2012
What are you doing?
I am not preparing for the session.
They are)
That is the idea I have in my head right now.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №64962
 31.05.2012
A friend who wants to lose weight:
and XXX:
The trans!
I have been running myself in the morning for two months.

Well, I think the shares will write: "and I’m just getting fat!", but...
and XXX:
It was for the first time today.)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №64961
 31.05.2012
Stasyara: Is there a direct correlation between the call of the raised babble and the attitude of the girls toward this personality?
Gmill: Sound your ZP and regularity of sex, then you can build a correlation
Stasyara: ~130tr/month, last year regularity == 0
Gmill: Hm When I was a student and Nihua did not earn, I had more sex. So the dependency is reverse proportional)))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №64960
 31.05.2012
A4 sheet - the world leader in the market of mouse carpets

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64959
 31.05.2012
And then the wife gives out a iron concrete argument, after which the discussion is over, and leaves, and I remain nervous to do the package:"Yes, fuck your logic!"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №64958
 31.05.2012
Natasha: Then the answer is one – you are from an intelligent family.
techsupport: even from the hill, I would say

[ + 47 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64957
 31.05.2012
I made chicken wings for dinner. Eat with a guy. A few hours later, I lay down on the couch. The guy attached his ear to my stomach, and suddenly there was a whistle in my stomach.
I hear dead chickens.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64956
 31.05.2012
You have one number wrong.
Parvassimus: So I wrote for memory. 9 out of 10 is not a bad result.
Amora: this is in the lottery 9 out of 10 - a good result, and in passport data - it is an epic file.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №64955
 30.05.2012
Not everyone is educated as well as me.
Some have to beat.

by Goblin

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64954
 30.05.2012
xxx: also yesterday came this "commovoyager from Poland". I didn’t understand his Russian or his accent. I realized only one thing, the Beha 5 came to me! With German numbers and a guy in a suit tried to squeeze my dishes.
YYY: Was the man with his ass?
Oh, how do you know, I’ve also robbed you!
Zzzz : Aaaah! The Germans are attacking with dishes!! to

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №64953
 30.05.2012
Q: Why are you wearing my jeans? I never smooked them!
That’s why we mark you like this: another female sees you in the smooth jeans and immediately understands – this male is busy, the breasts away from him!

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №64952
 30.05.2012
angry
My dad is just burning.
angry
We go on the street with him. A man is flying straight. He goes to Dad:
The smoke! I have a son born!
Congratulations to you, Andrew. The main thing is not to worry. You have everything ahead. You can still make a normal child, shows me, a daughter.
Would you see the face of a man... my father is a fat troll

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №64951
 30.05.2012
KaBBe: Great Russian mothers... could not go to the mail through the browser, did not understand what is the login and password and where to enter it, but was able to configure Microsoft Outlook to use it to view your email%)

[ + 41 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №64950
 30.05.2012
In order to enhance the cultural heritage of our family, we agreed with our wife that whoever will become a mother will draw a star. At the end of the week, the stars are counted and certain penalties are applied to the winner.
The eighth star sounded like this: "Fuck! I have 7 stars!!" :D

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №64949
 30.05.2012
Yuraskas
I want a shit that is fashionable.
McBaren
The iPad? 😉
Yuraskas
Definitely! 😉
McBaren
Suitable for all parameters)
1 – Theft
The fucking fashion

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №64948
 30.05.2012
Director of the Information and Computer Technology Center:
I, XXX, 30.05.2012 approximately from 12.20 to 12.50 at my workplace, conducted the diagnosis of the PC, or more precisely its individual parts, using the application Heroes of Might and Magic III. The application was selected because of the fact that on this PC lies another application "Warcraft III: the Frozen Throne". The app worked great, but since it was released in 1999 and the minimum system requirements do not exceed 128 MB of memory, 8 MB of video RAM and any OS starting with Windows 95, the app’s excellent performance is not an indicator. I acknowledge that I chose to diagnose the wrong software tool that is associated with my job duties.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №64947
 30.05.2012
I went to the school today, I went to the school. A guy and a girl sit in the shop, listening to the dialogue:
Wanna, what are you doing here? You were excluded, right?
That’s not a reason to crack down!!! to

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