>> Manarchy: What is the difference between TCP and UDP?

by KMM.
I know two jokes, about UDP and about TCP.
It is not the fact that the first one will come before you.
But I will repeat the second until you understand.
There was another joke about ARP. Does anyone know her? Tell me!

Something I don’t find time to watch my series, tell me in two words what’s going on there...
Yyy: She was his slave in the harem, and in the 40th series became his wife.
xxx: exciting

Comments to the news "In the Donbass decided to take payment for rain"
KORSAR OZGO: Pipet will turn off the rain for failure to pay

Old age is when nothing else is inserted except a clitoris.

One day a distant relative came to visit us. The Far Parent was one of those men who accompany any phrase with a meaningful smile, and talk to children as if before them very stupid adults.

At the table, my brother pulled for sugar, and a distant relative moved the sugar bar. “Thank you,” said Mishka politely. He was four years old, and he had just mastered a great power of gratitude.

"Thank you for the bread you will not smell, and you will not put it in your pocket."

The mouse was confused and frozen. A distant relative smiled and continued to drink tea.

In principle, I can easily imagine what was going on in my four-year-old brother’s head. Particularly well this became clear after the fact, when the Far Parent began to gather to leave, and in the pocket of the coat found a packet of melting butter.

My father was so upset that his relatives were upset. And more seemed not to come to us. And then my mom said with a breath that it could be limited to a quarter of the package. Maximum of half.
by eilin-o-connor

After the magical phrase "Time to Sleep" children are attacked by drowsiness, hunger and constipation.

Commentary on the results of the football match Lithuania - Russia:

When I watched the Russia-Lithuania match and my mom came into the room, I didn’t get confused and switched to porn.

XXX: I am interested in this.
YYYYYYYYYYYY
YYY: what
XXX: How do you want a rehearsal drummer?! to
YYY: Do you want me to worry you about the second question?
How do I need it if I don’t have it?! to

I just persuaded my mother to give my catch a catch, put him a catch, he smelled and looked at us standing. I’m mom: something he doesn’t eat her, mom: it’s him from happiness.

Preparations for the Summit in Vladivostok:

The authorities also prohibit private boats and yachts from entering the sea, and the inhabitants of Vladivostok are offered to leave the city in general, in order not to interfere with the movement of courts.

Do you have a flash for five minutes?
I only have 2 and 16 gigabytes. O_O

Baby, I’m riding in places where the scroll of the wheel means that it’s still round, still rotating, and generally making the bike one whole.

Wife: Teach me how to turn on Google GrandSlide.
Go to Google - "Google Translate"
Are we going to eat soup?
Wife: mmm... well pick in Google "soup" and eat it
OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK

My boyfriend is studying in mathematics, because of the fact that he gives accounts, I have not seen him for a long time. I call him:
We haven’t seen each other for a long time, maybe we’ll meet some day.
I can not.
Very busy?
I am an assymptote of Ahahahaha.
Gothic *

Astrologers have announced a month of boring jokes about the EGE!

[11:04:54] RobRoy: and this is the reason for the subway travel
RobRoy: From July 1, the price of vodka will rise by a third
RobRoy: I was naive to think they were working on electricity.

Men, cute, I don’t understand – and what’s the problem if a guy is riding on public transportation, and his phone isn’t a miracle of modern technology? Why are you so sure that in the eyes of an ordinary girl this is a disadvantage? Does the guy get worse if he earns a little? In my opinion, the main thing is that he tries to earn himself, and not to sit on the neck of his parents. I'm on a trolley bus myself, my phone is 7 years old, and I don't see any trouble in it. Why should this be a disaster?
On the contrary, you feel uncomfortable when they try to get acquainted with you "pavilians", insistently emphasizing their security. Immediately there is a feeling that they will try to buy me with unnecessary and unsolicited gifts-restaurants-buckets. The pleasure of communicating with them is zero.
If some of the guys when dating watched not on the chest, but looking in the eyes, then he would notice where, in turn, the girl looks - on him, on his behavior and manners, or hangs price notes on his clothes, shoes, mobile phone, etc. And if these same "somebody" constantly approaches to meet girls, who obviously spend more time in salons and boutiques than at school or work, then who is to blame them?

xxx: I see the trailer straight: behind the frame heroic music, and the camera flies through the model of a three-dimensional grid of curved space-time. In a world where everything is subject to accurate calculation, where the parallel straight never cross and go to infinity, where the space itself has a bulky shape, where the infinitely small forever strive in their pursuit to the limit, she appears... and then the musician becomes lyrical, the camera hits a confusing schedule against the background of three planets, surrounded by a three-dimensional representation of the bend of space from their gravitational influence - "... there is it - a function unlike the others. A feature that has survived the rise of extremes and heavy minimum strikes. A function that is not given in the hard legs of indefinite integrals and always comes out as a winner. We’ll tell a long story about how it became definite, overcoming singularities and overcoming boundaries. Love of algebra and numerical methods. Gravity of three planets and uncertainty. Watch on the big screen - a story about love and trials: the task of three bodies.

xxx: or with the needle of the Gandon to pierce, for example
yyy: =))) or buy the late prefix=)
But not the Soviets. They had a time of suitability for beauty. They are eternal.

What kind of people work at Microsoft if for many years they have considered the regulation of the volume to be an excitement.