From the discussion of mobile antivirus:

KyberPrizrak
This is an old joke about Kaspersky, not about the other web! When the NOD32 virus is detected: "This. This is like a virus to you. Is it right now to urinate or to go to jail for torture?" Kaspersky: "AAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Viruses, we will all die, what to do, the attack, the child, the apocalypse. and no. "Thanks to you!!! Viruses, we will all die, what to do, the attack, the child, the apocalypse. and no. It is just a program. Sorry, I was scared"

by catmen08
KyberPrizrak, for modern realities rather like this: Kaspersky: Master, here you were called on the door while you were sleeping. Well, for security, I put you in the zinc grave and rolled in the asphalt, and on the perimeter I put machine guns towers, wire and mines. This is where I thought what I should do next: pour more lead on your asphalt, so that you are sure to be safe, but leave it so? Choose it, choose it! I am a democratic program, the opinion of the user is always taken into account! NOD32: Master, while you slept, thieves broke into us, took all our possessions, shot the dog, painted a porn banner on the wall and broke all the windows! Here I am thinking: Should I have stopped them or not? What do you think? Avast: Relayax, guy... What viruses? Viruses are a myth... Let’s get one more...

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YYY: Yes, of course I will
YYY: And who are you?

What are the three questions before a fight in the cabbage?
The show?
The show?? to
The show?!! to

# Shadow_of_the_Eagle 06.05.2012 20:49
Will mutants be copied from existing or invented, as in S.T.A.L.K.E.R.?

The boy played.

Daddy and Mom were traveling to Bali, Mommy told me when she returned. They came out during the precipitation on the ocean shore - there is no water, algae lie around. Dad said:
I will not swim in your garden anymore.

Created a file called "Course". I adjusted all the parameters as needed - the font there, the interval, the fields... I wrote half-fat "Introduction". Retreated the line. Five gaps for the red line.

So tired. I go buy chocolate.

Chapter 8: How I'm Making So Many Mistakes
WOW: In this proposal?

Spring is May! On the streets of Moscow is spread the smell of "churches".

xxx: carpet on avatars is so popular, thanks to the cartoon Alladin.
YYYY: Probably that’s why I’m choking XD

Whoever served will understand.
After 10 months of service, I decided to rest. I lay in the isolator at a rate of 37.7 thought I would rest for a few days. In the end, they sent to the therapist, he to Laura, the one to the dentist, removed two teeth, put in the hospital, did the ecg - sent to the super hospital, now I go to the supermega hospital to be commissioned. I have 17 days left.

XXX: I watched it in the theater.
YYY: Is the monotheism a type of hippodrome?

I went to the Avengers. Loki with his smile untouchably reminds Bezrukov. So it seemed that he would start singing about Russia-Mother, under the screams of the Americans being destroyed :D

Have you seen the inaguration?
Was it just in the recording?

from Skype correspondence (d - girls, p - boys)

Q1: and who knows why the windscreen calculator does not divide 529 by 23?
2nd: Fuck
D2: I do not share it.
Q: 23 is multiplied by 23? and ;)
D1: Yes
D2 is fucking
D2: I hate you
by : ) )
...
D1: I’m going to paint.

Elena
Hello, I need your help.

Georgi
Hi, always please) hopefully not music for dr?)

Elena
Tell me how it happens.
for the first time

Georgi
Are you serious?

Elena
I will soon be 18.
I decided to donate blood.
here

Only in Belarus to buy wallpaper is more expensive than to glue a room with money.

by Darth Traya:

They punished the gods.
She likes to catch without asking for other people’s things.
We worked in the basement, and she was lazy to go to the bathroom to wash her hands, so she pulled the bottle out of the shelf (please note the top and the distance). a bottle of soda, but inside a selfie from yesterday))
Wizgu was
It is still enough, but cautiously. I think to consolidate the experience with soda and menthol.
Just like a cat in the hallway.)

St. Petersburg is the cultural capital of the country.

I go home from the subway. Happy spring anyway! Looks too happy. Two guys run out.
Do you want E?
and no.

We are on different sides.)

The woman gave birth to a son for 4 hours a day with a wheelchair in the sun! and everyone is surprised to ask, “Did you, while the wife was in the nursery, manage to swim south?”and :)

Talk about Photoshop:
XXX: And you’re my nonsense somewhere. :)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Where are the blacks under your eyes: Do you miss her? to return?
XXX: No, I don’t have to.
XXX is comfortable.
You can’t shave.