There were many journalists and police at the gay parade (c) Komsomolskaya Pravda

Blin, I want to eat, but I don’t want to:
Holy caramels...you have an appetite for Schrödinger!

XoLoDoK: I sit out the fifth optic in a small muft, quite tired. What is "The Internet?" I am not interrupting the process "Yes!". He, having watched me for a few minutes and walked away from the ‘miracle apparatus’, decided to ask: Wireless? I even stopped to look this man in the eyes.

111: Prrivet-Rada will meet you!
222: The word will meet.

Life consists of things that are not postponed for tomorrow.

This is why the Russian chiefs need to be respected, that is for the fact that their reckless children are directed to the most impeccable directions of human activity. Probably life didn’t seem like malina. Do not believe? The most recent example is the Prime Minister, former President, D.A. Medvedev. How many times did he say from high stands that Russia firmly stood on the path of modernization and now needs engineering personnel and highly qualified workers. Lawyers and economists have such a surplus, it is unprecedented and it is time for young people to choose the real, creative direction, professions. On May 25, Medvedev was at the last call of his only son. And when asked by journalists how far his son would go to study without blinking his eye, he replied: "On legal or economic, he has not yet decided definitively."

“Mom, you melted the whole cherry!
First of all, I didn’t shake. Second, I am not specifically...

Veronika
Pride
How are you?
What do you do?
What will you tell?

Evgeny
1 to Hello!
2) As usual
3 of EM.
Most aquarium fish in natural conditions live in tropical and subtropical freshwater reservoirs, so with artificial content some fish need sea water, relatively high water temperature, roughly corresponding to the room temperature of the aquarium.

I went home from the house without hurry. In front of us is a couple - a woman with a boy of ten or twelve years. From the conversation we understand that the grandmother brought her grandson and she walks with him around the village, showing the surroundings.
“But here,” he said, “I met your grandfather when I was young, at the well.
How did you get stuck? I answered the question with an ordinary intonation. Grandma did not understand anything. My husband and I walked around quickly and moved on.
"About the times, about the morals"...

Ramstein: Did you buy yourself food on the train?
I: Yes of course. I bought croissants and croissants.
Rammstein: the epchenius? What kinds of puppets?
I’m with the fuck! :)

XXX: I just got home. I woke up yes?
I: Yes, but I seem to be asleep.
XXX is even better! I want you :-(
I am removing your clothes...
I’m going to get dressed ?
I am :D

A long time ago a friend tried to tell me something:
"In general, a joke about a man. Although, he is not a man... Yes, this is not a joke... Well, it’s not about it..."
c) the whistle

I will throw a stone at the first one who thinks I am wrong.
YYY: I think you are wrong.
YYY: Will you try to get to Tyumen?

What kind of man am I? I went through the websites and watched interesting stuff. I found a pyjama - beautiful, stylish, looks great in general. I saw the lieutenant of the Wehrmacht:

I roll on the couch, lining the old Playboy number.
XXX: What do you think? Will e-books remove magazines from the shops?
xxx: I still prefer a magazine in the flesh, sheet pages to breathe their smell
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY But I’t smell Playboy last year. You will pick up something.

Comments on Adobe AIR in Google Play:

The unit’s leg stuck in the orc’s shoulder! What to do?
A great toy, especially on the Galaxy Note screen! The label had to be sought, but good people suggested where it lies. Please help! On the 16th level, my dwarf's leg was stuck in the orc's ass when it hit, the orc now doesn't see the dwarf and walks along the mushroom field, the dwarf is forced to jump to pull after him from behind on one leg. How to pull the foot?

Conversation with Grandma:
Will you eat?
No, I am not hungry.
Why is?
I ate in the universe.
Warm up the soup?
No, thank you
What about cakes with grass?
No, I am not hungry.
Out of the door, maybe a sandwich?
you refuse the last time and eventually still sit with an apple (pear, banana, nuts, who like)

Talk to a blonde:
I: How is it?
See also: Hrenova
I : Why?
She: Yes, there’s one guy here, so I want us to meet him and he wants to, too, but he sometimes behaves so that I’m interested in him.
I: Clearly
What should I do from your point of view?
I: meet me
She: Fuck, I’m saying that I’m behaving so that I’m interested!! to
I: Do not meet.
She says: I want to! What should I do?
I: Do not meet.
She: And I want it!
I: meet up
She: I don’t like his behavior!
I: There is no third option.
She: Which one?
I: The third one!! to
She is: boy?
I: The option to bluff!! to
She: “Which one?”? to
I: Any other option except the first or the second!! Understood?? to
She: What is the first? And what second?
She: And which three?
The first is to meet. The second is not meeting. There is no third!!! to
She is a fool (

ArhiDavid: There was a case. I go to the subway and see a girl reading the newspaper. I looked at what article she was reading.
"The 5 most funny drunk runs: 1 place - stolen a penguin from the zoo." I immediately, the first thought: "Linuxoids..."

KingJulienXIII>>> After the loss of the Buranov grandmothers, retirees organized pogroms: they broke the benches at the entrances, broke the pharmacy windows and stole the corvalol.