Lena and Knee are two mega-epic dogs. They argue about which of them loves the other.

The further our reforms go, the more I consider ‘Metro 2033’ and ‘Maroder’ to be instructions for survival. The cat shredder.

About the man (Himeyer), who built a tank bulldozer and broke half a city:

The suicide of a schoolchild - everyone laughs, the suicide of humanity - everyone smiles, the suicide of a technician - all collapses with bricks.

Delimark: She has such elegant, soft, lush, long...
BeaTreaT: The Breast? →? to

Keyller: Today I have a romantic night: I’m meeting dawn with my classmate. I hope she is satisfied.

I read my brother’s diploma.
"By entering into an economic relationship with an unknown supplier, the enterprise is exposed to a certain risk."

Mom realized I was in shit, not when I was brought home at night.
xxx: Mom understood this when I immediately went to prepare for the EGE.
XXX: What’s wrong with me?! to

L. Heitz: Ir
Heitz: I have determined
L. Heitz: Ignorance has three stages
L.Heitz: 1 "I don’t know myself"
L. Heitz: 2 "There is no Wikipedia"
L. Heitz: and critical
L.Heitz: 3 "Seeked, googled, not found"

The guy I like will call the house with his friends to sit down, drink a beer (don’t think of anything nasty!I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, but I still want to go there.

Fuck, is it okay that you’re playing? Boochie boys hang on the cottage, and they call you to come to them alone, hang up and drink. You will come, there I am sure, there is a fun friendly atmosphere, and they just sat down, played the monopoly, had fun, and here are such: "Let's call Natashka, she is such a fun girl and knows so many cool funny stories. Fuck, she is a true friend and companion to all of us, and they also say that she plays a good monopoly. Everyone decided to call you. You will come, you will play monopoly, you will tell anecdotes, then the guys will go out and take you to a taxi and you will go home. And then on Twitter you will write how you played the monopoly together... Just don’t forget the photo. You can take pictures at the table.

HHH: Today I had an awareness again!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz What else?
Q: What is the symbol of gay?
ZZZ: How do I know? Telephone of some sort. The violet :)
I think they fit the ethylene molecule. SN2 is SN2.
See: two identical atoms (C) and a double homogeneous bond between them! How is it, right?! to
ZZZ: Are the ash-2 eggs? and :)
Ohhhh... exactly! Or the breasts! The main thing is that they are the same on both sides.
zzz: hey... ethylene and guys ))

You are eating fast food :(
YYY: It's not fast food, but meat :) Since I bought a chicken in Rostix, it hasn't stopped being chicken ;)
XXX: It’s stopped, now it’s chicken

XXX: I am waiting for the bus today, there is a breakdown. I am going, I mean, I am coming to my stop, and instead of a button there some healthy lady, I click on her, and it turned out to be some hollow hole, I barely stopped!!! A hole in the bus, and all over the salon?!! O O O?
YYY: You know, bro... :)

and shurik:
Students yesterday
by froggy82
Was it blue?
and shurik:
One in which.
They carried it in their hands.
Then the guy tired.
and shurik:
on asphalt

Tea is not vodka: you don’t drink much.
BBB: Oh, and the cake is not the pelmeni: you don’t eat much!

WOW... and hentai?! to
This is not Hentai! This is a normal good peaceful anime :) No!
Well, I see, she’s already getting dressed :)

I met a girl for about a week.
I: And when you sing - it's offensive in the dacha in the hamac :)
She: Yes, or to fuck it all.
I : OO
What a logical mistake :)
She is: aaaaaa)))) sleep* ))
Yes I understood it.)
She: shit, shame)) all, went to collect things and leave the country)))
I’ll guess you))
I: sit on the road

I write in the resume: a confident PC user
I think about myself: I don't know the hero, but I use it confidently!!! to

In the toilet, the American Standard is written on the pissuar. As a genuine patriot, I followed your American standards.

P: How do I translate?
Student (c) to understand
Q: is it understood?
Q: I will understand!

If after a total drunkenness, in the morning, after falling asleep, a man does not remember anything, in his bathroom someone washes, and on the chair hangs a fuzzy shirt, then in Scotland, mostly, it is considered a full pipe!! to